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@diandelion.bsky.social
collector of corvids, mother of juniper, supposed milf, self proclaimed bi witch, and @crowcomplex.bsky.social’s dandelion 🌼
she/her • ♓︎ • 27
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@diandelion.bsky.social
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a few things about 𝔇𝔦𝔞
(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
♡tarot, astrology, witchy woo
♡mom to 1, bonus mom to 5
♡in love with a teddy bear of a man
♡constant contradiction to myself (audhd)
♡nerd extraordinaire
♡if i feel hot i might post pictures
♡forewarning, habitually responds with puns and dad jokes
a few things about 𝔇𝔦𝔞
(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
♡tarot, astrology, witchy woo
♡mom to 1, bonus mom to 5
♡in love with a teddy bear of a man
♡constant contradiction to myself (audhd)
♡nerd extraordinaire
♡if i feel hot i might post pictures
♡forewarning, habitually responds with puns and dad jokes
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realizing I was autistic meant I finally understood that everyone else doesn't devote tons of mental energy towards monitoring how they speak, walk, sit, use their hands, facial expressions, verbal expressions (don't forget to smile and compliment!) etc etc 😮💨
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
realizing I was autistic meant I finally understood that everyone else doesn't devote tons of mental energy towards monitoring how they speak, walk, sit, use their hands, facial expressions, verbal expressions (don't forget to smile and compliment!) etc etc 😮💨
chat i think my mom is gonna send me new embroidery patterns and im fuckin PUMPED
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
chat i think my mom is gonna send me new embroidery patterns and im fuckin PUMPED
POV: ur a bowl of orange chicken about to get FUCKED up
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
POV: ur a bowl of orange chicken about to get FUCKED up
this mindset has actually done wonders for me (just the autistic fear of being misunderstood still holding me back)
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
this mindset has actually done wonders for me (just the autistic fear of being misunderstood still holding me back)
fuk ye (ft me accidentally opening the wrong camera at first)
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
fuk ye (ft me accidentally opening the wrong camera at first)
i don’t think i have enough beverages
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i don’t think i have enough beverages
tee looks like jinx when he steals my clothes
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
tee looks like jinx when he steals my clothes
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this is a bad day for heart burn from hell, i’m getting orange chicken for lunch
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
this is a bad day for heart burn from hell, i’m getting orange chicken for lunch
somehow i fell asleep before my bf last night and that never happens
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
somehow i fell asleep before my bf last night and that never happens
like what do you mean i’ve taken 23 calls already
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
like what do you mean i’ve taken 23 calls already
i don’t appreciate how busy it has been today, i need everyone to stop calling
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i don’t appreciate how busy it has been today, i need everyone to stop calling
i won a contest at work months ago and i’m finally cashing in my free lunch
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i won a contest at work months ago and i’m finally cashing in my free lunch
coworker changed it radio to the spanish station and im not mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
coworker changed it radio to the spanish station and im not mad about it
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can you tell i didn’t brush my hair this morning
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
can you tell i didn’t brush my hair this morning
god the heartburn is real today 👵🏻
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
god the heartburn is real today 👵🏻
i have a bad habit of saying “ass hole” after rude customers hang up and it’s gonna get me in trouble one of these days
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i have a bad habit of saying “ass hole” after rude customers hang up and it’s gonna get me in trouble one of these days
okay i need to not post when i first wake up, im too susceptible to typos and not noticing when autocorrect has a mind of its own
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
okay i need to not post when i first wake up, im too susceptible to typos and not noticing when autocorrect has a mind of its own
5yo came in early this morning bc he was feeling scared so i lied him lay down in my bed
im too soft
im too soft
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
5yo came in early this morning bc he was feeling scared so i lied him lay down in my bed
im too soft
im too soft
the children are asleep thank god, now it’s mommy’s turn lmao
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
the children are asleep thank god, now it’s mommy’s turn lmao