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@diandelion.bsky.social
collector of corvids, mother of juniper, supposed milf, self proclaimed bi witch, and @crowcomplex.bsky.social’s dandelion 🌼
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@diandelion.bsky.social
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a few things about 𝔇𝔦𝔞
(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
♡tarot, astrology, witchy woo
♡mom to 1, bonus mom to 5
♡in love with a teddy bear of a man
♡constant contradiction to myself (audhd)
♡nerd extraordinaire
♡if i feel hot i might post pictures
♡forewarning, habitually responds with puns and dad jokes
a few things about 𝔇𝔦𝔞
(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
♡tarot, astrology, witchy woo
♡mom to 1, bonus mom to 5
♡in love with a teddy bear of a man
♡constant contradiction to myself (audhd)
♡nerd extraordinaire
♡if i feel hot i might post pictures
♡forewarning, habitually responds with puns and dad jokes
also apparently that magnesium lotion to help her relax and sleep at night has been helping WAY MORE than i thought. i knew it made a difference, but i couldn’t find it last night.
so idk if it’s just that effective at relaxing her or if it’s a placebo effect bc i told her it’s to help her sleep
so idk if it’s just that effective at relaxing her or if it’s a placebo effect bc i told her it’s to help her sleep
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
also apparently that magnesium lotion to help her relax and sleep at night has been helping WAY MORE than i thought. i knew it made a difference, but i couldn’t find it last night.
so idk if it’s just that effective at relaxing her or if it’s a placebo effect bc i told her it’s to help her sleep
so idk if it’s just that effective at relaxing her or if it’s a placebo effect bc i told her it’s to help her sleep
got a 32 oz cold brew and had them add an espresso shot ama
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
got a 32 oz cold brew and had them add an espresso shot ama
some clues that i was in a hurry or didn’t have energy are
- i’m wearing glasses
- no makeup at all not even eyeliner
- hair very clearly not brushed
and this morning we have hit the trifecta
- i’m wearing glasses
- no makeup at all not even eyeliner
- hair very clearly not brushed
and this morning we have hit the trifecta
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
some clues that i was in a hurry or didn’t have energy are
- i’m wearing glasses
- no makeup at all not even eyeliner
- hair very clearly not brushed
and this morning we have hit the trifecta
- i’m wearing glasses
- no makeup at all not even eyeliner
- hair very clearly not brushed
and this morning we have hit the trifecta
good morning
my child napped on my bed for that hour yesterday and then decided an all nighter was the way to go.
this mommy has slept maybe a collective 4 hours. this mommy is tired.
my child napped on my bed for that hour yesterday and then decided an all nighter was the way to go.
this mommy has slept maybe a collective 4 hours. this mommy is tired.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
good morning
my child napped on my bed for that hour yesterday and then decided an all nighter was the way to go.
this mommy has slept maybe a collective 4 hours. this mommy is tired.
my child napped on my bed for that hour yesterday and then decided an all nighter was the way to go.
this mommy has slept maybe a collective 4 hours. this mommy is tired.
it raining today (*´▽`*)
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
it raining today (*´▽`*)
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god that child would not let me sleep i am so tired
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
god that child would not let me sleep i am so tired
whenever i see anyone posting about how beautiful and wonderful women are im always just like
a grinch is standing in front of a christmas tree and asking who me .
ALT: a grinch is standing in front of a christmas tree and asking who me .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
whenever i see anyone posting about how beautiful and wonderful women are im always just like
god dammit i didn’t even realize i was holding it
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
god dammit i didn’t even realize i was holding it
naming my titties the areola bodacious because this is clever as hell
tonight I’m gonna try to see the areola bodacious or whatever they’re called
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
naming my titties the areola bodacious because this is clever as hell
my child was crying so i went up there again and asked what was wrong and she said “you weren’t here”
??? yes my love, i know, because mommy was trying to sleep?? i had said goodnight and sang you a song and gotten you cozy 3 times, can i please sleep now
??? yes my love, i know, because mommy was trying to sleep?? i had said goodnight and sang you a song and gotten you cozy 3 times, can i please sleep now
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
my child was crying so i went up there again and asked what was wrong and she said “you weren’t here”
??? yes my love, i know, because mommy was trying to sleep?? i had said goodnight and sang you a song and gotten you cozy 3 times, can i please sleep now
??? yes my love, i know, because mommy was trying to sleep?? i had said goodnight and sang you a song and gotten you cozy 3 times, can i please sleep now
“why does it still stink, did you get it all?”
“yes i did. why does the bathroom still stink after you flush the toilet?”
“… fair enough”
“yes i did. why does the bathroom still stink after you flush the toilet?”
“… fair enough”
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
“why does it still stink, did you get it all?”
“yes i did. why does the bathroom still stink after you flush the toilet?”
“… fair enough”
“yes i did. why does the bathroom still stink after you flush the toilet?”
“… fair enough”
started falling asleep and my daughter woke me up
started falling asleep again and smelled something weird and opened my eyes and found the cat SHITTING ON MY FLOOR
gonna kms lmao
started falling asleep again and smelled something weird and opened my eyes and found the cat SHITTING ON MY FLOOR
gonna kms lmao
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
started falling asleep and my daughter woke me up
started falling asleep again and smelled something weird and opened my eyes and found the cat SHITTING ON MY FLOOR
gonna kms lmao
started falling asleep again and smelled something weird and opened my eyes and found the cat SHITTING ON MY FLOOR
gonna kms lmao
[some classical music piece playing]
him: “this is what i hear every time i look into your eyes”
sir??? excuse me???? who tf says things like that
him: “this is what i hear every time i look into your eyes”
sir??? excuse me???? who tf says things like that
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
[some classical music piece playing]
him: “this is what i hear every time i look into your eyes”
sir??? excuse me???? who tf says things like that
him: “this is what i hear every time i look into your eyes”
sir??? excuse me???? who tf says things like that
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textured for his pleasure??????????
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
textured for his pleasure??????????
okay this is not a thirst trap i stg i just am really annoyed abt this bc what the fuck ?? i bleached my hair, WHY ARE MY TITTIES BREAKING OUT
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
okay this is not a thirst trap i stg i just am really annoyed abt this bc what the fuck ?? i bleached my hair, WHY ARE MY TITTIES BREAKING OUT
the snoop dog rosé is terrible btw, we’ve had it for ages and finally broke it open
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the snoop dog rosé is terrible btw, we’ve had it for ages and finally broke it open
was trying to get a picture of the hives i can feel on my neck and just discovered i have freckles that make a line on my neck
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
was trying to get a picture of the hives i can feel on my neck and just discovered i have freckles that make a line on my neck
i’m breaking out in hives a little bit and it wouldn’t bother me that much except some of them are on my boobs :(
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i’m breaking out in hives a little bit and it wouldn’t bother me that much except some of them are on my boobs :(
he just wined and dined me
*we had wine in the hot tub listening to classical music and then we shared a whole pizza
*we had wine in the hot tub listening to classical music and then we shared a whole pizza
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
he just wined and dined me
*we had wine in the hot tub listening to classical music and then we shared a whole pizza
*we had wine in the hot tub listening to classical music and then we shared a whole pizza
“you can’t sleep in mommy’s bed”
“okay mommy”
…she got awfully quiet while watching me draw… i think ive been bamboozled
“okay mommy”
…she got awfully quiet while watching me draw… i think ive been bamboozled
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“you can’t sleep in mommy’s bed”
“okay mommy”
…she got awfully quiet while watching me draw… i think ive been bamboozled
“okay mommy”
…she got awfully quiet while watching me draw… i think ive been bamboozled
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CONGRATS! 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
CONGRATS! 🥰
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