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Captain Dick Blastoff

@dickblastoff.bsky.social

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⭐🛸 STL Drag Alien 💫 Newly arrived to this galaxy and ready to shake his ass-teroid for some heavenly bodies. 🪐 they/he 🚀 https://xraybeeb.carrd.co/#blastoff Main: @xraybeeb.bsky.social

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Mar 1

Home movie

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 12h

Dancing Green found the perfect dance partner: himself!

Two Dancing Greens with their fingers pointing skyward.

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 12h

Another amazing Dragsidia show!!Thanks again to the fabulous earthlings of @gatewayfate.bsky.social and starlight personified @orianaperon.bsky.social as well as my best drag buddies for making it so fun! 🚀🩵

Five drag performers posing on a stage dressed as Sephiroth FF7, Axel Kingdom Hearts, Dancing Green FFXIV, Celes FF6 and Vincent Valentine FF7 respectively.

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fealiks @fealiks.bsky.social · Jan 24

fresno nightcrawler

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 11d

Very excited for this one!! I love final fantasy!!

Oriana Perón @orianaperon.bsky.social · 11d

Getting ready for the best Final Fantasy drag show in the Midwest! Only at @gatewayfate.bsky.social

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Sep 15

Oohhh I'm so excited!!

And what if I played around at the prom just before the drag show? 🤔

GATEway FATE @gatewayfate.bsky.social · Sep 15

Today we put the prog in programming as we unveil the first draft of the convention's schedule! Things are always subject to change, but we'll do our best to update the file in advance if such occurs. Head to drive.google.com/file/d/1O8Yy... to start planning!

Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Aug 20

Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!

A collage of ten pictures of Captain Dick's drag from the past year. From top left to bottom: Tenna Deltarune, Spamton Deltarune, Deadpool, a rat, the house from Wizard of Oz, a rooster, Gozer Ghostbusters, Emet-Selch FFXIV, Feo Ul FFXIV, a crazed 1950s housewife murdering a turkey.

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · Feb 16

magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...

a wolf floating in a space suit with its helmet off and flames coming out of the neck of the space suit. the earth can see seen among space and stars in the background.

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · Aug 7

how to send a good dick hologram

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GATEway FATE @gatewayfate.bsky.social · Jul 24

Call them!

(From last year's Dragsidia performance feat. @dickblastoff.bsky.social)

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Miss Goblin @goblinmoxxi.bsky.social · Jul 15

So the police won’t stop harassing me about my car and the expired tags. They have placed a second tow notice on my car at the top of my driveway. I need to get some repairs on my car by the end of the month so it can pass inspection, if y’all for a buck or two to throw my way, I would appreciate it

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Mr. Bee Tenna @xraybeeb.bsky.social · Jul 17

Tenna drag was real last night
#deltarune #spamtenna

Tenna Deltarune irl being pulled forward by his tie towards the viewer.

Tenna Deltarune irl jacking off plush Spamton's nose...

Tenna Deltarune irl watching something behind the viewer unaware that his picture is being taken.

Tenna Deltarune irl having found Spamton out back in the dumpsters and immediately going for the kill.

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ted! @corantus.bsky.social · Jul 7

screen printing stencil idea... i am always thinking about soviet space dogs

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Cosmopoliturtle @cosmopoliturtle.bsky.social · Jul 2

👾We Come in Peace!👾
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🛸Happy World UFO Day🛸

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Jun 16

Happy Father’s Day to my drag papá @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social

Brightly colored illustration of drag performer Cadaver Daddy-o.

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Jun 15

Whatever. Bathroom selfie.

Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Jun 15

Cadaver brand fushigi

Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Jun 6

Love the soundtrack to this

Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Jun 6

(counting backwards on my fingers) I did that and I can confirm it fucks. The pen is a free fidget toy. But then I hit mid 30 & switched to the lil fuckboy Flip phone that lets me snap it closed. So maybe know what you're getting into first with this timeline progression.

Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Jun 6

Not me also having the same thing happen lmao. Hot people think alike.

Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Jun 6

Moxxi's Mayhem Munitions.

Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Jun 5

And from that howling Feo Ul was able to hear your call 🧡🧚

Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Jun 4

Me when I Shadowbring it to the stage ✨

From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year!
Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta!

Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.

FFXIV Feo Ul drag costume pointing to the follow button

FFXIV Hades Emet-Selch costume with masks of fallen brethren

FFXIV Hades Emet-Selch drag with his bobbies out!!!!!

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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · Jun 4

Had an amazing time last year as Feo Ul! Getting to perform in Dragsidia was also a huge highlight and I would love to be there for it again this year! I have some big ideas for year two. 😈

GATEway FATE @gatewayfate.bsky.social · Jun 2

Call us a prog static cause we're celebrating hitting the 10% mark towards our attendance goal! Every little bit of support counts, be it now or closer towards the show dates, and we thank you all for your help; be it purchases or sharing word about our project. More updates to come!

An info-graphic showing the number of passes bought so far, 205, towards the event's 2000 passes goal. 56 merch bundles and 1 signing bundle have also been claimed.

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Mr. Bee Tenna @xraybeeb.bsky.social · May 23

I don't need an SSRI!!!! I need a Kamen Rider suit!!!!

a green background with a lot of bubbles on it .

ALT: a green background with a lot of bubbles on it .

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