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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 6h

Lots of cities in the former east have a green arrow sign next to the light indicating you can turn right on red. Three me the first time I saw it. Got honked at, valid.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 8h

cookie monster eating a cookie with the words " me want cookies " on the bottom

Alt: cookie monster eating a cookie with the words " me want cookies " on the bottom

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 9h

Have you had your German say Pig Knuckles? I was left in tears laughing as my wife and her friend repeated it back to me.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 12h

Unsolicited Tick pic

Picture of the Tick from the live action tv-series.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 13h

West coast IPA ruined IPA for me. Bleah.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 15h

Erinnert mich an der Typ das wollte ein Geschäft machen mit ein Raubvogel. Raben und andere Vogeln zu vertreiben. Und sagte Schritt 1: geh raus und finde irgendeine Raubvogel. 🤣

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 15h

I think you’ll discover that she is 100% certain she is in HER spot.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 15h

Favorite child visiting for the weekend again.

A lazy German shepherd laying on her back on the couch.

The same lazy German shepherd has now rolled completely and is giving her best seal impression.

Closer up of the German shepherd doing her seal impression while lazily lounging on the couch.

There was a noise outside so she has procured herself an emotional support stuffed bear and is looming worriedly out the window from the couch.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 15h

Doing the good work.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t think I’ll ever say primer as PRIMM-er or Victuals as Vittles, but I will try to change my inner voice pronunciation of awry, for some reason I would say the phrase „gone awry“ correctly, but not read awry in the right pronunciation… if that makes sense. 😅🙈

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

Most likely air crew training.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

My daughters name is Sally. So uncommon here!

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

I was surprised to be in business as the stewardess was since she asked if I was supposed to be there. Usually the company buys the cheapest economy ticket they can find, so I definitely feel your pain. 😑🙄

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

We can’t all be working 48 hours a day, 10 days a week like these high flying billionaires and their sycophants. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

Airport security nowadays feels like alternating getting screamed at to remove your laptop from the bag or getting screamed at to leave your laptop in the bag. And based on how worked up they seem to get about this, you are apparently expected to know which it is in advance. 🙄

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t go through Frankfurt without photographing the condiment udders.

A hot dog stand with ketchup, mustard and mayo in hanging bottles with condom like ‚udders‘ hanging off of them.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

These new Lufthansa Bonbons are disgusting.

A hand holding a large piece of butter packaged like a sweet.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

My daughter has my wife saved as ‚Main Character‘.

And it annoys my wife that I have her saved as just a normal contact with full name. 😅

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

Has any winner ever been unproblematic? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

My sister-in-law and her boyfriend of 25+ years were scheduled to get married this morning because he’s been so poorly lately. They should have scheduled it earlier 😬. RIP Walter ☹️.

a close up of a woman 's face with a slight smile on her face

Alt: Alanis Morissette pursing her lips.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 1d

Stupid super soft UK toilet paper. 😑🤬

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Divinyls - I Touch Myself (Official Music Video)

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 2d

Die haben Tausendfussler auch, Herr Pedant. Ach, scheisse, die sind auch kein Insekten. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 2d

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 2d

It’s seems like weaponized distractions. Like one does in a meeting to derail it before they get to the part you’re not ready for or don’t want them discussing.

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Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 2d

From what little I’ve read, this seems like some silly idea that has grown legs as a ‘stick it to the vegans’ thing AND the anti-EU types can use it as propaganda as well. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

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