Different, Not Broken
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Traumatized juuuuuuuust enough to be funny.
Also, I would like to see him fight Elizabeth Warren.
And lose to Elizabeth Warren.
And lose to Elizabeth Warren.
Don’t we already send two people from every state to fight it out in The Capital?
I absolutely think Mitch McConnell should have to fight someone in hand-to-hand combat.
I absolutely think Mitch McConnell should have to fight someone in hand-to-hand combat.
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Also, I would like to see him fight Elizabeth Warren.
And lose to Elizabeth Warren.
And lose to Elizabeth Warren.
Don’t we already send two people from every state to fight it out in The Capital?
I absolutely think Mitch McConnell should have to fight someone in hand-to-hand combat.
I absolutely think Mitch McConnell should have to fight someone in hand-to-hand combat.
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Don’t we already send two people from every state to fight it out in The Capital?
I absolutely think Mitch McConnell should have to fight someone in hand-to-hand combat.
I absolutely think Mitch McConnell should have to fight someone in hand-to-hand combat.
What you’ll find in my search history:
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What you’ll find in my search history:
Hey, Apple News?
Get fucked for even thinking about publishing this.
Get fucked for even thinking about publishing this.
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey, Apple News?
Get fucked for even thinking about publishing this.
Get fucked for even thinking about publishing this.
The only brand that I’m loyal to is Lisa Frank.
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The only brand that I’m loyal to is Lisa Frank.
We are closer to the year that Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century took place than we are to the year it came out.
Cetus lupeedus, indeed.
Cetus lupeedus, indeed.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We are closer to the year that Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century took place than we are to the year it came out.
Cetus lupeedus, indeed.
Cetus lupeedus, indeed.
I’m feeling like market research of millennial women might be *too* good.
A show called “Killer Grannies” hosted by June Squibb?!
Now I just need a Spice Girls reunion tour (but with Posh, duh), and they will have me fully figured out.
A show called “Killer Grannies” hosted by June Squibb?!
Now I just need a Spice Girls reunion tour (but with Posh, duh), and they will have me fully figured out.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I’m feeling like market research of millennial women might be *too* good.
A show called “Killer Grannies” hosted by June Squibb?!
Now I just need a Spice Girls reunion tour (but with Posh, duh), and they will have me fully figured out.
A show called “Killer Grannies” hosted by June Squibb?!
Now I just need a Spice Girls reunion tour (but with Posh, duh), and they will have me fully figured out.
I’m going to start a True Crime rewatch podcast called “Mormons or Florida.”
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m going to start a True Crime rewatch podcast called “Mormons or Florida.”
Does anyone remember the cartoon Histeria? I maintain to this day that it was one of the funniest show ever made, but no one remembers it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Does anyone remember the cartoon Histeria? I maintain to this day that it was one of the funniest show ever made, but no one remembers it.
I wish you a life with childcare who will silently mouth to you, "your mother is here," when you innocently walk out of your office to get something to drink.
John Waters walked myself back into my office so fast... She's doing the lord's work.
John Waters walked myself back into my office so fast... She's doing the lord's work.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I wish you a life with childcare who will silently mouth to you, "your mother is here," when you innocently walk out of your office to get something to drink.
John Waters walked myself back into my office so fast... She's doing the lord's work.
John Waters walked myself back into my office so fast... She's doing the lord's work.
When your podcast producer has been on vacation, is 5 hours ahead of you and you have had an idea for a week.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
When your podcast producer has been on vacation, is 5 hours ahead of you and you have had an idea for a week.
If you were a kid who loved stickers and ended up a pile of stickers because WHAT IF YOU STICK THEM IN THE WRONG PLACE?! THIS IS TOO MUCH COMMITMENT. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
...hi. Let's be friends.
...hi. Let's be friends.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If you were a kid who loved stickers and ended up a pile of stickers because WHAT IF YOU STICK THEM IN THE WRONG PLACE?! THIS IS TOO MUCH COMMITMENT. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
...hi. Let's be friends.
...hi. Let's be friends.
Me: We're getting an average of 20,000 downloads a month!
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Me: We're getting an average of 20,000 downloads a month!
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
It is the responsibility of the older sister to say things like this to the younger brother when he learns that your mother had a total hysterectomy many years ago.
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It is the responsibility of the older sister to say things like this to the younger brother when he learns that your mother had a total hysterectomy many years ago.
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
15 isn’t a child?
Okay.
Your daughter is out with a 40-year-old man.
I’m assuming you’re good with that?
Okay.
Your daughter is out with a 40-year-old man.
I’m assuming you’re good with that?
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
15 isn’t a child?
Okay.
Your daughter is out with a 40-year-old man.
I’m assuming you’re good with that?
Okay.
Your daughter is out with a 40-year-old man.
I’m assuming you’re good with that?
How are all of these people who I went to school with turning 40 when I clearly just turned 21?
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How are all of these people who I went to school with turning 40 when I clearly just turned 21?
Can someone show me where the trans women and drag queens are in the Epstein emails?
Oh.
So protecting “our daughters” was a dog whistle this whole time?!
SHOCK. SHOCK I TELL YOU.
Oh.
So protecting “our daughters” was a dog whistle this whole time?!
SHOCK. SHOCK I TELL YOU.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Can someone show me where the trans women and drag queens are in the Epstein emails?
Oh.
So protecting “our daughters” was a dog whistle this whole time?!
SHOCK. SHOCK I TELL YOU.
Oh.
So protecting “our daughters” was a dog whistle this whole time?!
SHOCK. SHOCK I TELL YOU.
I get to go to bed with Idris Elba every night.
That’s what I named my CPAP.
That’s what I named my CPAP.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I get to go to bed with Idris Elba every night.
That’s what I named my CPAP.
That’s what I named my CPAP.
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For the record, I am willing to lend the space laser to Marjorie Taylor Greene should that be helpful.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
For the record, I am willing to lend the space laser to Marjorie Taylor Greene should that be helpful.
I’m in bed with a 175 pound male who is not my husband.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m in bed with a 175 pound male who is not my husband.
Do you think my kids are neurodivergent because I took Tylenol or because I can't wear socks that feel too "towel-ly" inside?
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Do you think my kids are neurodivergent because I took Tylenol or because I can't wear socks that feel too "towel-ly" inside?
You cannot get autism over the counter.
September 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You cannot get autism over the counter.
You ever look around at the state of the world and think… fuck Jim Comey.
Just me?
Just me?
September 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You ever look around at the state of the world and think… fuck Jim Comey.
Just me?
Just me?
I actually made a list of all of the things that RFK JR doesn't know about healthcare. 👇🏼
June 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I actually made a list of all of the things that RFK JR doesn't know about healthcare. 👇🏼
You ask me to hate billionaires?
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
June 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You ask me to hate billionaires?
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.