Different, Not Broken
@differentnotbroken.bsky.social
Traumatized juuuuuuuust enough to be funny.
What you’ll find in my search history:
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What you’ll find in my search history:
Hey, Apple News?
Get fucked for even thinking about publishing this.
Get fucked for even thinking about publishing this.
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey, Apple News?
Get fucked for even thinking about publishing this.
Get fucked for even thinking about publishing this.
When your podcast producer has been on vacation, is 5 hours ahead of you and you have had an idea for a week.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
When your podcast producer has been on vacation, is 5 hours ahead of you and you have had an idea for a week.
Me: We're getting an average of 20,000 downloads a month!
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Me: We're getting an average of 20,000 downloads a month!
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
It is the responsibility of the older sister to say things like this to the younger brother when he learns that your mother had a total hysterectomy many years ago.
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It is the responsibility of the older sister to say things like this to the younger brother when he learns that your mother had a total hysterectomy many years ago.
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
Hey Mr. Arnstein, heeere I ammmmmm!
This is a deep, deep cut.
This is a deep, deep cut.
June 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hey Mr. Arnstein, heeere I ammmmmm!
This is a deep, deep cut.
This is a deep, deep cut.
Tell me you’re raising an anarchist who chooses violence without telling me.
June 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tell me you’re raising an anarchist who chooses violence without telling me.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I had to.
I had to.
June 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I had to.
I had to.
My kangaroo is malfunctioning
May 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My kangaroo is malfunctioning
God dammit this is excellent marketing. It’s like a honey trap for Millenials.
I rarely drink but Kelly Kapowski is doing it.
I rarely drink but Kelly Kapowski is doing it.
May 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
God dammit this is excellent marketing. It’s like a honey trap for Millenials.
I rarely drink but Kelly Kapowski is doing it.
I rarely drink but Kelly Kapowski is doing it.
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
We are on the Apple front page for new shows.
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
We are on the Apple front page for new shows.
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
April 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
We are on the Apple front page for new shows.
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
We are on the Apple front page for new shows.
HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.
I always feel like
Somebody’s watching meeeeeeeeee.
Somebody’s watching meeeeeeeeee.
April 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I always feel like
Somebody’s watching meeeeeeeeee.
Somebody’s watching meeeeeeeeee.
Excuse me. It appears my kangaroo is malfunctioning.
March 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Excuse me. It appears my kangaroo is malfunctioning.
NO. WE SHOULD BE EXEMPT FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.
March 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
NO. WE SHOULD BE EXEMPT FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.
Describe your entire personality in one screen shot.
March 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Describe your entire personality in one screen shot.
Okay, I made this because I thought it would be funny but I don't think I realized HOW funny.
I will never look at this the same.
I will never look at this the same.
March 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Okay, I made this because I thought it would be funny but I don't think I realized HOW funny.
I will never look at this the same.
I will never look at this the same.
Marriage. 😂
March 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Marriage. 😂
We set out to make autism assessment accessible and to hopefully make people feel a little more understood.
It’s hard to know if that’s what you’re actually doing.
I’m so proud of this team. I can’t believe I get to do this work every day.
It’s hard to know if that’s what you’re actually doing.
I’m so proud of this team. I can’t believe I get to do this work every day.
March 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We set out to make autism assessment accessible and to hopefully make people feel a little more understood.
It’s hard to know if that’s what you’re actually doing.
I’m so proud of this team. I can’t believe I get to do this work every day.
It’s hard to know if that’s what you’re actually doing.
I’m so proud of this team. I can’t believe I get to do this work every day.
I made a noise that woke up Bruno and he was… not pleased.
February 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I made a noise that woke up Bruno and he was… not pleased.
I wish you a day that is this difficult.
Also this comfortable.
Also this comfortable.
February 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I wish you a day that is this difficult.
Also this comfortable.
Also this comfortable.
Your mother gave this as a gift to your children.
What do you do?
What do you do?
February 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Your mother gave this as a gift to your children.
What do you do?
What do you do?
My mother says that she loves my daughters more than anything in the world.
Then she goes and gives them gifts like this.
It feels like indisputable evidence that this cannot be true.
Then she goes and gives them gifts like this.
It feels like indisputable evidence that this cannot be true.
February 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My mother says that she loves my daughters more than anything in the world.
Then she goes and gives them gifts like this.
It feels like indisputable evidence that this cannot be true.
Then she goes and gives them gifts like this.
It feels like indisputable evidence that this cannot be true.
This feels like an indictment.
I'm not saying it's wrong, but it does feel personal.
I'm not saying it's wrong, but it does feel personal.
February 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This feels like an indictment.
I'm not saying it's wrong, but it does feel personal.
I'm not saying it's wrong, but it does feel personal.