Different, Not Broken
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Traumatized juuuuuuuust enough to be funny.
Does anyone remember the cartoon Histeria? I maintain to this day that it was one of the funniest show ever made, but no one remembers it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Does anyone remember the cartoon Histeria? I maintain to this day that it was one of the funniest show ever made, but no one remembers it.
I wish you a life with childcare who will silently mouth to you, "your mother is here," when you innocently walk out of your office to get something to drink.
John Waters walked myself back into my office so fast... She's doing the lord's work.
John Waters walked myself back into my office so fast... She's doing the lord's work.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I wish you a life with childcare who will silently mouth to you, "your mother is here," when you innocently walk out of your office to get something to drink.
John Waters walked myself back into my office so fast... She's doing the lord's work.
John Waters walked myself back into my office so fast... She's doing the lord's work.
When your podcast producer has been on vacation, is 5 hours ahead of you and you have had an idea for a week.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
When your podcast producer has been on vacation, is 5 hours ahead of you and you have had an idea for a week.
If you were a kid who loved stickers and ended up a pile of stickers because WHAT IF YOU STICK THEM IN THE WRONG PLACE?! THIS IS TOO MUCH COMMITMENT. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
...hi. Let's be friends.
...hi. Let's be friends.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If you were a kid who loved stickers and ended up a pile of stickers because WHAT IF YOU STICK THEM IN THE WRONG PLACE?! THIS IS TOO MUCH COMMITMENT. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
...hi. Let's be friends.
...hi. Let's be friends.
Me: We're getting an average of 20,000 downloads a month!
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Me: We're getting an average of 20,000 downloads a month!
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
The universe: Yeah! You're getting almost as many listeners as literal white noise.
Me:
The universe:
Me: ....harumph.
Life has a way of humbling you.
It is the responsibility of the older sister to say things like this to the younger brother when he learns that your mother had a total hysterectomy many years ago.
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It is the responsibility of the older sister to say things like this to the younger brother when he learns that your mother had a total hysterectomy many years ago.
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
Cc: @crediblebs.bsky.social @theghostofbekzpast.bsky.social @joshuaerlich.bsky.social @katieherrmann.bsky.social
15 isn’t a child?
Okay.
Your daughter is out with a 40-year-old man.
I’m assuming you’re good with that?
Okay.
Your daughter is out with a 40-year-old man.
I’m assuming you’re good with that?
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
15 isn’t a child?
Okay.
Your daughter is out with a 40-year-old man.
I’m assuming you’re good with that?
Okay.
Your daughter is out with a 40-year-old man.
I’m assuming you’re good with that?
How are all of these people who I went to school with turning 40 when I clearly just turned 21?
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How are all of these people who I went to school with turning 40 when I clearly just turned 21?
Can someone show me where the trans women and drag queens are in the Epstein emails?
Oh.
So protecting “our daughters” was a dog whistle this whole time?!
SHOCK. SHOCK I TELL YOU.
Oh.
So protecting “our daughters” was a dog whistle this whole time?!
SHOCK. SHOCK I TELL YOU.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Can someone show me where the trans women and drag queens are in the Epstein emails?
Oh.
So protecting “our daughters” was a dog whistle this whole time?!
SHOCK. SHOCK I TELL YOU.
Oh.
So protecting “our daughters” was a dog whistle this whole time?!
SHOCK. SHOCK I TELL YOU.
I get to go to bed with Idris Elba every night.
That’s what I named my CPAP.
That’s what I named my CPAP.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I get to go to bed with Idris Elba every night.
That’s what I named my CPAP.
That’s what I named my CPAP.
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For the record, I am willing to lend the space laser to Marjorie Taylor Greene should that be helpful.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
For the record, I am willing to lend the space laser to Marjorie Taylor Greene should that be helpful.
I’m in bed with a 175 pound male who is not my husband.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m in bed with a 175 pound male who is not my husband.
Do you think my kids are neurodivergent because I took Tylenol or because I can't wear socks that feel too "towel-ly" inside?
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Do you think my kids are neurodivergent because I took Tylenol or because I can't wear socks that feel too "towel-ly" inside?
You cannot get autism over the counter.
September 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You cannot get autism over the counter.
You ever look around at the state of the world and think… fuck Jim Comey.
Just me?
Just me?
September 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You ever look around at the state of the world and think… fuck Jim Comey.
Just me?
Just me?
I actually made a list of all of the things that RFK JR doesn't know about healthcare. 👇🏼
June 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I actually made a list of all of the things that RFK JR doesn't know about healthcare. 👇🏼
You ask me to hate billionaires?
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
June 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You ask me to hate billionaires?
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?
Yeah, alright.
I don’t know how to explain this, but Jonathan Bailey’s glasses look so happy to be there.
June 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I don’t know how to explain this, but Jonathan Bailey’s glasses look so happy to be there.
I am not a violent person.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
June 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I am not a violent person.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
I don't want my kids to have a preferred parent. I want them to know that we're both here for them all the time. We are a team. We both love them, and we will both unfailingly show up for them. It's not a competition.
That said, all of our dogs should prefer me because I'm better.
That said, all of our dogs should prefer me because I'm better.
June 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I don't want my kids to have a preferred parent. I want them to know that we're both here for them all the time. We are a team. We both love them, and we will both unfailingly show up for them. It's not a competition.
That said, all of our dogs should prefer me because I'm better.
That said, all of our dogs should prefer me because I'm better.
Welp, my youngest just said “you can stay out there” when I took her potty at the restaurant we’re at and if you need me, I’ll be sobbing while humming “Sunrise Sunset” in the corner.
June 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Welp, my youngest just said “you can stay out there” when I took her potty at the restaurant we’re at and if you need me, I’ll be sobbing while humming “Sunrise Sunset” in the corner.
Reminder that all holidays are made up and you’re allowed to ignore them whenever you want.
June 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Reminder that all holidays are made up and you’re allowed to ignore them whenever you want.
My favorite words of wisdom from my dad that probably someone needs to hear right now.
"Neurotransmitters are like bread. They’re preferable when fresh baked and homemade, but store bought work just as well in a pinch."
Take care of yourselves.
"Neurotransmitters are like bread. They’re preferable when fresh baked and homemade, but store bought work just as well in a pinch."
Take care of yourselves.
June 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My favorite words of wisdom from my dad that probably someone needs to hear right now.
"Neurotransmitters are like bread. They’re preferable when fresh baked and homemade, but store bought work just as well in a pinch."
Take care of yourselves.
"Neurotransmitters are like bread. They’re preferable when fresh baked and homemade, but store bought work just as well in a pinch."
Take care of yourselves.
You think you can’t hurt me?
I wore jelly sandals on the 80s.
You can’t hurt me.
I wore jelly sandals on the 80s.
You can’t hurt me.
June 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You think you can’t hurt me?
I wore jelly sandals on the 80s.
You can’t hurt me.
I wore jelly sandals on the 80s.
You can’t hurt me.
Found my husband putting up cameras outside of the house.
l asked why.
"Well, since you're not likely to stop being all yourself on the internet, it seemed like a good time to add some extra security."
Our marriage in a nutshell. I run my mouth and he just nods and buys more cameras.
l asked why.
"Well, since you're not likely to stop being all yourself on the internet, it seemed like a good time to add some extra security."
Our marriage in a nutshell. I run my mouth and he just nods and buys more cameras.
June 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Found my husband putting up cameras outside of the house.
l asked why.
"Well, since you're not likely to stop being all yourself on the internet, it seemed like a good time to add some extra security."
Our marriage in a nutshell. I run my mouth and he just nods and buys more cameras.
l asked why.
"Well, since you're not likely to stop being all yourself on the internet, it seemed like a good time to add some extra security."
Our marriage in a nutshell. I run my mouth and he just nods and buys more cameras.