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@dillonjwelch.bsky.social
writer sometimes. still in love with the world

https://www.biglucks.com/store/impatient-inpatient-dillon-welch
I still subscribe to this
it should be illegal to send me mail
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
happy American opossum in baby grand piano day to all who celebrate
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Is Age Of Oneohtrix Point Never’s Drukqs?
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
forever in a forest
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
seeing Benedict Cumberbatch shill for Amazon makes me sad. WHYYYY SHERLOCK
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Strange Caves
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
incredibly based !! good news on the timeline for once!!!
NEW: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani said Thursday he will not continue sweeps of homeless encampments — which city data shows have not yielded any permanent or supportive-housing referrals in more than a year.

www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
Mamdani Vows to Sweep Out Crackdowns on Homeless Camps
City numbers show that sweeps started under Mayor Eric Adams have not delivered on referrals for housing in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
it's why I'm paying my therapist the big bucks (most of my savings)
it’s kind of insane it came out that the president might be one of the most notable pedophiles in modern history and he’s just still the president
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
water is fucking wet
so none of what he’s saying is real btw
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
this Debussy’s ruining my high
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
pumpkin pies that explode when your relative says “turkey day”
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I am not in the right headspace for this iOS update
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
this is just me on a Tuesday
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
What’s Olivia Reingold up to these days, anything interesting
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
the only bathroom at the mandatory training
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
me
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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House Democrats suddenly decide to reveal that Clifford was in an email about a Big Red Dog
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Eating Darkness
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
the vibes on bluesky have been immaculate for basically 24 hrs straight, how refreshing
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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1. On Tuesday Night, Democrats won elections nationwide in a stunning rebuke of anti-transgender politics.

From Virginia to New Jersey to New York and beyond, anti-trans candidates fell left and right after spending tons of time and money campaigning on hate.

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"A Stunning Rebuke Of Anti-Trans Politics"—Dems Win Elections Nationwide Despite Anti-Trans Ads
As election results poured in on Tuesday night, it became clear that Democrats were winning nationwide against anti-trans opponents.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM