Old St. Prick
@dinocrisisactor.bsky.social
I'm your new stepdad, sport.
Absolutely masterful idiot bait. No notes.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Absolutely masterful idiot bait. No notes.
If social services are cut off, and congress isn't working, then why the fuck am I paying taxes?
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If social services are cut off, and congress isn't working, then why the fuck am I paying taxes?
Fun fact:
Quentin Tarantino is from Tennessee.
Pulp Fiction is set in Los Angeles.
When they open the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the most desirable thing imaginable is inside.
It's a Bojangles biscuit, a Waffle House hashbrown, and an 8-piece of gas station fried chicken.
Quentin Tarantino is from Tennessee.
Pulp Fiction is set in Los Angeles.
When they open the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the most desirable thing imaginable is inside.
It's a Bojangles biscuit, a Waffle House hashbrown, and an 8-piece of gas station fried chicken.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Fun fact:
Quentin Tarantino is from Tennessee.
Pulp Fiction is set in Los Angeles.
When they open the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the most desirable thing imaginable is inside.
It's a Bojangles biscuit, a Waffle House hashbrown, and an 8-piece of gas station fried chicken.
Quentin Tarantino is from Tennessee.
Pulp Fiction is set in Los Angeles.
When they open the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the most desirable thing imaginable is inside.
It's a Bojangles biscuit, a Waffle House hashbrown, and an 8-piece of gas station fried chicken.
Anime hero calling out his own move: "Super Ultimate Divorced Manchild, Extremely Lonely Series"
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Anime hero calling out his own move: "Super Ultimate Divorced Manchild, Extremely Lonely Series"
Seems to me like if you don't intend to close the "congress can shut down the government but congress still gets paid" loophole of rat fucking then you shouldn't get reelected.
It's absurd PUBLIC SERVANTS are writing rules where they use US as bargaining chips but have no skin in the game.
It's absurd PUBLIC SERVANTS are writing rules where they use US as bargaining chips but have no skin in the game.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Seems to me like if you don't intend to close the "congress can shut down the government but congress still gets paid" loophole of rat fucking then you shouldn't get reelected.
It's absurd PUBLIC SERVANTS are writing rules where they use US as bargaining chips but have no skin in the game.
It's absurd PUBLIC SERVANTS are writing rules where they use US as bargaining chips but have no skin in the game.
I am a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules but goddammit I get results.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I am a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules but goddammit I get results.
Posting this to remind myself to get banned for spamming it every time someone mentions AI
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Posting this to remind myself to get banned for spamming it every time someone mentions AI
I know most people would prefer it if he were dying in jail, but I do think it's hilarious that psychologically, for him, it has to be far worse that President Bolognatits is going to his grave as the dumbest, fattest, most hated president ever. A complete loser that was only liked by poor idiots.
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I know most people would prefer it if he were dying in jail, but I do think it's hilarious that psychologically, for him, it has to be far worse that President Bolognatits is going to his grave as the dumbest, fattest, most hated president ever. A complete loser that was only liked by poor idiots.
Motherfucker has only been president for 9 months
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Motherfucker has only been president for 9 months
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This defense attorney is a hero—on a roll in a real grinder of a case. The prosecutor’s argument is shockingly sub parm. I’d never be so patient. They’d have to banh mi from the courtroom.
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This defense attorney is a hero—on a roll in a real grinder of a case. The prosecutor’s argument is shockingly sub parm. I’d never be so patient. They’d have to banh mi from the courtroom.
On top of everything else, the neighbor with a Trump flag on the side of his house took it down.
God is good.
God is good.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
On top of everything else, the neighbor with a Trump flag on the side of his house took it down.
God is good.
God is good.
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In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch
February 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch
Zohran Mamdani: *completely wipes the floor with the republican and the independent candidate while still getting a greater than 50% majority*
Every dipshit journalist in America right now: "How Mandani technically lost the election last night"
Every dipshit journalist in America right now: "How Mandani technically lost the election last night"
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Zohran Mamdani: *completely wipes the floor with the republican and the independent candidate while still getting a greater than 50% majority*
Every dipshit journalist in America right now: "How Mandani technically lost the election last night"
Every dipshit journalist in America right now: "How Mandani technically lost the election last night"
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
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Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
Absolutely bizarre that the president who posted an AI video of himself wearing a crown and dumping his big mac shits on American voters proved unpopular.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Absolutely bizarre that the president who posted an AI video of himself wearing a crown and dumping his big mac shits on American voters proved unpopular.
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Is it too late to donate $500,000 to mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Is it too late to donate $500,000 to mamdani
If you're a liberal who voted for or endorsed Andrew "All The Sex Crimes" Cuomo, your opinion on any women's issue is null and void, and you need to be reminded of that every time you post.
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you're a liberal who voted for or endorsed Andrew "All The Sex Crimes" Cuomo, your opinion on any women's issue is null and void, and you need to be reminded of that every time you post.
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this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)
It's uncanny how Cuomo has been laser-focused at appealing to the absolute worst qualities in people - their insularity, their tribalism, and now their fear. A campaign monumental in its cynicism, a colossal bet by this man and his billionaire backers that people are basically bad.
This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)
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In case you don't feel old enough, the subway sandwich crime pervert only has 5 years left on his sentence.
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
In case you don't feel old enough, the subway sandwich crime pervert only has 5 years left on his sentence.