Old St. Prick
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I'm your new stepdad, sport.
The elementary school haunted house black sheets.
The gold spraypainted rickety chairs.
A live feed of Grok posting CSAM.
Everything about this administration is just so embarrassing.
Just a complete Temu-ass knockoff of the Bin Laden raid, but staged like a kindergarten recital.
The gold spraypainted rickety chairs.
A live feed of Grok posting CSAM.
Everything about this administration is just so embarrassing.
Just a complete Temu-ass knockoff of the Bin Laden raid, but staged like a kindergarten recital.
Several of the photos have Twitter up on a screen in the background but I can’t make out what search term appears
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The elementary school haunted house black sheets.
The gold spraypainted rickety chairs.
A live feed of Grok posting CSAM.
Everything about this administration is just so embarrassing.
Just a complete Temu-ass knockoff of the Bin Laden raid, but staged like a kindergarten recital.
The gold spraypainted rickety chairs.
A live feed of Grok posting CSAM.
Everything about this administration is just so embarrassing.
Just a complete Temu-ass knockoff of the Bin Laden raid, but staged like a kindergarten recital.
Permanent reminder that the United States has two political parties:
- The Republicans
- The Eunuch Servants of The Republicans
- The Republicans
- The Eunuch Servants of The Republicans
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Permanent reminder that the United States has two political parties:
- The Republicans
- The Eunuch Servants of The Republicans
- The Republicans
- The Eunuch Servants of The Republicans
How it feels to shit all over a bad TV show / movie / video game without some right wing dork showing up to agree with you but blaming it on women / black people / gays / jews
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 AM
How it feels to shit all over a bad TV show / movie / video game without some right wing dork showing up to agree with you but blaming it on women / black people / gays / jews
As a proud resident of Hog Hump, Kansas, I just want everyone to know I slipped on a cow pie and landed on the wheat thresher in such a way that it cut off my penis and also testicles and there's no one to blame but Zohran Mamdani.
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
As a proud resident of Hog Hump, Kansas, I just want everyone to know I slipped on a cow pie and landed on the wheat thresher in such a way that it cut off my penis and also testicles and there's no one to blame but Zohran Mamdani.
I want a Volkswagen ID Buzz so bad but can't afford one.
How do I go about getting a free one from them, like as a spokesman or brand ambassador or whatever?
I drive around a lot and love talking about cars. Give me a free Buzz, VW.
How do I go about getting a free one from them, like as a spokesman or brand ambassador or whatever?
I drive around a lot and love talking about cars. Give me a free Buzz, VW.
January 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I want a Volkswagen ID Buzz so bad but can't afford one.
How do I go about getting a free one from them, like as a spokesman or brand ambassador or whatever?
I drive around a lot and love talking about cars. Give me a free Buzz, VW.
How do I go about getting a free one from them, like as a spokesman or brand ambassador or whatever?
I drive around a lot and love talking about cars. Give me a free Buzz, VW.
While it's impossible to ever top the Marie Antoinette / Gojira / Ah! Ça ira! segment of the Paris Olympics opening ceremony, I am really looking forward to seeing how the Italians try to.
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
While it's impossible to ever top the Marie Antoinette / Gojira / Ah! Ça ira! segment of the Paris Olympics opening ceremony, I am really looking forward to seeing how the Italians try to.
Launching a $20,000,000 missile from a boat that costs $8,000,000 a day to operate to blow up a few thousand dollars worth of shit you can legally purchase in the 35 sane states. I'm loving this new era of government efficiency and cost-cutting.
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Launching a $20,000,000 missile from a boat that costs $8,000,000 a day to operate to blow up a few thousand dollars worth of shit you can legally purchase in the 35 sane states. I'm loving this new era of government efficiency and cost-cutting.
Genuinely happy that in the Stranger Things finale Vecna was killed with just plain violence and not "the power of friendship" or some dumb shit.
Like that must have taken incredible restraint by the writers, or some Netflix producer threatened them with a gun.
Like that must have taken incredible restraint by the writers, or some Netflix producer threatened them with a gun.
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Genuinely happy that in the Stranger Things finale Vecna was killed with just plain violence and not "the power of friendship" or some dumb shit.
Like that must have taken incredible restraint by the writers, or some Netflix producer threatened them with a gun.
Like that must have taken incredible restraint by the writers, or some Netflix producer threatened them with a gun.
I just did my first cuss of 2026
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I just did my first cuss of 2026
The Dilbert guy tried to use ivermectin to treat his butthole cancer and now he's paralyzed and dying lmao.
January 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The Dilbert guy tried to use ivermectin to treat his butthole cancer and now he's paralyzed and dying lmao.
How the comedy sausage is made:
All of your favorite accounts are searching terms like "nye feast" or "new years feast" or "new year dinner" so they can quote - post it with "POV: you're a/n [animal] about to be euthanized"
All of your favorite accounts are searching terms like "nye feast" or "new years feast" or "new year dinner" so they can quote - post it with "POV: you're a/n [animal] about to be euthanized"
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 AM
How the comedy sausage is made:
All of your favorite accounts are searching terms like "nye feast" or "new years feast" or "new year dinner" so they can quote - post it with "POV: you're a/n [animal] about to be euthanized"
All of your favorite accounts are searching terms like "nye feast" or "new years feast" or "new year dinner" so they can quote - post it with "POV: you're a/n [animal] about to be euthanized"
47 minutes to go until every vaccinated person in the US spontaneously dies.
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
47 minutes to go until every vaccinated person in the US spontaneously dies.
I legit thought most of these people were dead.
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I legit thought most of these people were dead.
When I was a kid every neighborhood had a house that was "haunted" because the old man quit gardening when his wife died.
Kids today deal with something scarier. A $750 application fee, $5500 deposit, and $2200/mo lease for a house built when Mickey Mouse was an antisemitic white nationalist icon.
Kids today deal with something scarier. A $750 application fee, $5500 deposit, and $2200/mo lease for a house built when Mickey Mouse was an antisemitic white nationalist icon.
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
When I was a kid every neighborhood had a house that was "haunted" because the old man quit gardening when his wife died.
Kids today deal with something scarier. A $750 application fee, $5500 deposit, and $2200/mo lease for a house built when Mickey Mouse was an antisemitic white nationalist icon.
Kids today deal with something scarier. A $750 application fee, $5500 deposit, and $2200/mo lease for a house built when Mickey Mouse was an antisemitic white nationalist icon.
If I were a musician I, too, wouldn't want to perform at, or in any way be associated with, The Notorious Pedophile AND John F. Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts.
New Year’s Eve Concerts at Kennedy Center Are Canceled
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If I were a musician I, too, wouldn't want to perform at, or in any way be associated with, The Notorious Pedophile AND John F. Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts.
I was a bouncer for a pair of bars. Due to city laws, Bar 1 was a regular nightclub, Bar 2 was a dry titty bar.
I was so surprised when Forrest Whitaker just wanted to go to the nightclub. Like surely mister movie star was a titty bar man. But no.
Also I gave Dick Cheney the stinkfinger.
I was so surprised when Forrest Whitaker just wanted to go to the nightclub. Like surely mister movie star was a titty bar man. But no.
Also I gave Dick Cheney the stinkfinger.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was a bouncer for a pair of bars. Due to city laws, Bar 1 was a regular nightclub, Bar 2 was a dry titty bar.
I was so surprised when Forrest Whitaker just wanted to go to the nightclub. Like surely mister movie star was a titty bar man. But no.
Also I gave Dick Cheney the stinkfinger.
I was so surprised when Forrest Whitaker just wanted to go to the nightclub. Like surely mister movie star was a titty bar man. But no.
Also I gave Dick Cheney the stinkfinger.
Sitting in a restaurant that's playing local radio. An ad comes on that is talking about what a nightmare it is to work long hours during the holidays, then shifts into the actual ad: selling orthopedic shoes.
My hatred for this dystopian shithole country can not be measured.
My hatred for this dystopian shithole country can not be measured.
December 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sitting in a restaurant that's playing local radio. An ad comes on that is talking about what a nightmare it is to work long hours during the holidays, then shifts into the actual ad: selling orthopedic shoes.
My hatred for this dystopian shithole country can not be measured.
My hatred for this dystopian shithole country can not be measured.
Me and who?
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December 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me and who?
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It is with a heavy heart I must announce that the establishment Democrats are indeed stupid enough to fall for this, will welcome the "yell at school shooting survivors that they're paid actors" con artist with open arms, and will be surprised when she stabs them in the back and betrays them.
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It is with a heavy heart I must announce that the establishment Democrats are indeed stupid enough to fall for this, will welcome the "yell at school shooting survivors that they're paid actors" con artist with open arms, and will be surprised when she stabs them in the back and betrays them.
BBQ Rankings:
1. Korea
2. Texas
3. Mexico
4. Memphis
5. Mongolia
6. Mississippi Delta / LA
7. China
8. Kansas City
9. Atlanta
10. Japan
11. St. Louis
.
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62,183. A hot dog you found in a storm drain
.
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521,773. Whatever white people are doing in England
.
.
720,874. Brooklyn
720,875. Carolina
1. Korea
2. Texas
3. Mexico
4. Memphis
5. Mongolia
6. Mississippi Delta / LA
7. China
8. Kansas City
9. Atlanta
10. Japan
11. St. Louis
.
.
62,183. A hot dog you found in a storm drain
.
.
521,773. Whatever white people are doing in England
.
.
720,874. Brooklyn
720,875. Carolina
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
BBQ Rankings:
1. Korea
2. Texas
3. Mexico
4. Memphis
5. Mongolia
6. Mississippi Delta / LA
7. China
8. Kansas City
9. Atlanta
10. Japan
11. St. Louis
.
.
62,183. A hot dog you found in a storm drain
.
.
521,773. Whatever white people are doing in England
.
.
720,874. Brooklyn
720,875. Carolina
1. Korea
2. Texas
3. Mexico
4. Memphis
5. Mongolia
6. Mississippi Delta / LA
7. China
8. Kansas City
9. Atlanta
10. Japan
11. St. Louis
.
.
62,183. A hot dog you found in a storm drain
.
.
521,773. Whatever white people are doing in England
.
.
720,874. Brooklyn
720,875. Carolina
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People don’t love all these giant data centers being built, so my wife and I are offering an alternative: a good ol’ fashioned mom-and-pop data store. Small, cozy, a place where we know you by name and offer you a donut and coffee while you check the data of your financial crimes.
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
People don’t love all these giant data centers being built, so my wife and I are offering an alternative: a good ol’ fashioned mom-and-pop data store. Small, cozy, a place where we know you by name and offer you a donut and coffee while you check the data of your financial crimes.
Absolute Psychopath Confession Time:
My favorite snack is Wheaties.
Not like a bowl of cereal with milk.
I mean putting my dry hand in a dry box of dry Wheaties and eating them dry.
I would have absolutely crushed it as an 18th century French peasant.
My favorite snack is Wheaties.
Not like a bowl of cereal with milk.
I mean putting my dry hand in a dry box of dry Wheaties and eating them dry.
I would have absolutely crushed it as an 18th century French peasant.
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Absolute Psychopath Confession Time:
My favorite snack is Wheaties.
Not like a bowl of cereal with milk.
I mean putting my dry hand in a dry box of dry Wheaties and eating them dry.
I would have absolutely crushed it as an 18th century French peasant.
My favorite snack is Wheaties.
Not like a bowl of cereal with milk.
I mean putting my dry hand in a dry box of dry Wheaties and eating them dry.
I would have absolutely crushed it as an 18th century French peasant.
Anyone dumb enough to vote Republican absolutely deserves to spend several hours a day on the phone with their bank arguing that they didn't mean to send $2,500 because they're on a fixed income and can't afford groceries.
Perhaps the guy who doubled his net worth by raking in billions via crypto dinners could put up some of his own cash instead of scamming your grandparents out of $2,500 during the holidays.
December 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Anyone dumb enough to vote Republican absolutely deserves to spend several hours a day on the phone with their bank arguing that they didn't mean to send $2,500 because they're on a fixed income and can't afford groceries.