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Dirk
@dirknobody.bsky.social
Retired ISO auditor. Currently watching TV and writing poetry between keeping my wife happy.
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Doors are open for a limited time!

I’ll show you how to paint stunning landscapes just like this through easy to follow step-by-step videos.

Join me in the Landscape Painting Studio to learn my unique process.
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Poem of the Day: "Twilight of Wisdom" #poetry #poem #poemoftheday
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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The latest cartoon by
Matt Golding
American customs. Today’s Age cartoon.
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Who knew Sir Kier had such interesting friends the Lovely Gallery . . .
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more...

🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Gift idea: Large yogurt tops make great pallets - they even have little wells for solvents. . .
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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A little whimsical vintage musical libretto art for #caturday. A gift idea for your Belle Helene #ukgiftam #mhhsbd #bsnm #christmas
This Belle Helene libretto page - a piece I call “Pretty Kitty on a ditty” - features a very haughty, well turned out cat (and some Poppies of Troy if you recall your mythology!) Is this the face that launched a thousand ships? :)

#artsky #art #cat #bsnm #artshare #mhhsbd

ArtOfNote.sumupstore.com
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Chicken horror shed in #Kenya 😱 Don’t think the #eggs you eat come from ‘happy chickens’ They are all have abused bodies forced to lay 350-400 eggs in less than 18 months #EggTruth #LiveVegan do no harm 🙏
December 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Bark the Herald Angels sing style… #dogs #winterwoofers #bsnm #christmascards
Wanna wish a dog lover a Yappy Christmas? Are you more BARK the herald angels sing!? My Walkies in a Winter Wonderland card is for you

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/6437...

#dogs #bsnm #walkies #christmas #ukgiftam #shopindie
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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When the wife notices your weightloss and gives you a kiss of congratulations
a man in a black turtleneck is holding a spoon and smiling while asking how you doin 't .
ALT: a man in a black turtleneck is holding a spoon and smiling while asking how you doin 't .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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My painting BREAKWATER LIGHT

Bonus points if you know this location! ⬆️🇺🇸🥶

Order by Sunday for Christmas delivery.

Use code HOLIDAY20 for 20% off everything.
December 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Posting dates are getting late
Time’s getting short to write
But buy your Christmas cards from me
And I could do that shite!

(I do do a write and send service if you’re running late)

Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

#ukgiftam #shopindie #bsnm
Ho HO HOLY SHIT! Mk 2. Time to get your Christmas Cards, folks

I have some silly ones RIGHT HERE
Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

#bsnm #christmascards #giftideas #mhhsbd
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Still harping on about my Angel Advent and to those of you who think I haven’t moved on from a dip pen and ink to new technology this was drawn with a Sharpie…so there🪉

#AngelAdvent DAY 7
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Voting open for the 'Political Cartoon of the Year Awards 2025' 🏆 @politicalcartoon.bsky.social

I have one in it! BUT for Gawd's sake DON'T vote for me! Choose one of the brilliant ones by the proper cartoonists!

Don't vote for marshall he's NOT FUNNY link: www.ellwoodatfield.com/cartoon-of-t...
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Yet another for my Angel Advent. Seem to have drawn them EVERY YEAR for Xmas cards…I must learn how to draw a Santa 🎅

#AngelAdvent DAY 11
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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#collage 3 muses and a stag? God , what are you supposed to name these things? 😆
December 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Love him or loathe him Starverbot will at the Anna Lovely Gallery Christmas Exhibition opening tomorrow 3-7 pm, SE26 5JZ.

Original A4 pen, ink and watercolour drawing £125.
Hahnemuhle Giclée A4 Print £50

Personalised Starverbot Artistic Embellishments on request.
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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The latest cartoon by
David Rowe
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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If Pete Hegseth had been around when the Titanic sunk .. (cartoon John Darkow) #Trump #hegseth #murder
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Friday has arrived, and the weekend is packed with activities, including time spent with family celebrating the holiday!

#FridaySelfie #Friday #TGIF #FridayVibes #Friyay #HappyFriday #Coffee #Caffeine
December 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM