Simon Christiansen
@simonchris.bsky.social
Interactive fiction writer. Normal fiction writer. Poet. Contact Juggler. Author of PataNoir, Death off the Cuff and AlethiCorp. He/him. #dkgame. http://www.sichris.com
For the record, I wrote this poem. In the future, I will put my name on the actual poem to make it more clear.
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
For the record, I wrote this poem. In the future, I will put my name on the actual poem to make it more clear.
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“I love you – not just your body but everything that is you. I love you deep down, past flesh, where your soul burns like a flame.”
John Ostrander wrote a transgender character in 1987. And while parts of the story are sensationalized for Grimjack’s adventure, underneath is care and understanding.
John Ostrander wrote a transgender character in 1987. And while parts of the story are sensationalized for Grimjack’s adventure, underneath is care and understanding.
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“I love you – not just your body but everything that is you. I love you deep down, past flesh, where your soul burns like a flame.”
John Ostrander wrote a transgender character in 1987. And while parts of the story are sensationalized for Grimjack’s adventure, underneath is care and understanding.
John Ostrander wrote a transgender character in 1987. And while parts of the story are sensationalized for Grimjack’s adventure, underneath is care and understanding.
I would have forgiven all the bad writing and retcons vis-a-vis Sentry if only The Void had kept wearing his iconic hat.
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I would have forgiven all the bad writing and retcons vis-a-vis Sentry if only The Void had kept wearing his iconic hat.
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I do like how the justification for Benoit Blanc being allowed to fuck around in murder investigations is 1. he's, like, a celebrity 2. they let him do it because he's a celebrity
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I do like how the justification for Benoit Blanc being allowed to fuck around in murder investigations is 1. he's, like, a celebrity 2. they let him do it because he's a celebrity
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Curious, did anyone here go to college on a frozen pizza scholarship?
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Curious, did anyone here go to college on a frozen pizza scholarship?
December 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
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"It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But looking at the data (age, high-stress job, cardiac history), it is statistically plausible that IT will HAPPEN in the next thirty-six months. Eighteen, if you factor in hamburger consumption and all the weird bruising."
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
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November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But looking at the data (age, high-stress job, cardiac history), it is statistically plausible that IT will HAPPEN in the next thirty-six months. Eighteen, if you factor in hamburger consumption and all the weird bruising."
John Hinckley Sings “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream” Original Song
YouTube video by John Hinckley
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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New pinned post 2025/05/12
I'm Livio, a cartoonist from Italy working under the name Illuminated. Along my long, perilous quest to make a massive comic, I make several smaller ones, mostly comical. Read them here or on my personal site:
illuminatedcomics.github.io
#comics #webcomics #webcomicday
I'm Livio, a cartoonist from Italy working under the name Illuminated. Along my long, perilous quest to make a massive comic, I make several smaller ones, mostly comical. Read them here or on my personal site:
illuminatedcomics.github.io
#comics #webcomics #webcomicday
May 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
New pinned post 2025/05/12
I'm Livio, a cartoonist from Italy working under the name Illuminated. Along my long, perilous quest to make a massive comic, I make several smaller ones, mostly comical. Read them here or on my personal site:
illuminatedcomics.github.io
#comics #webcomics #webcomicday
I'm Livio, a cartoonist from Italy working under the name Illuminated. Along my long, perilous quest to make a massive comic, I make several smaller ones, mostly comical. Read them here or on my personal site:
illuminatedcomics.github.io
#comics #webcomics #webcomicday
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EXPLAINING SOMETHING TO A BRITISH PERSON: ok imagine a butty,
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
EXPLAINING SOMETHING TO A BRITISH PERSON: ok imagine a butty,
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If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
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roses are red
violets are blue
violets are blue
Thousands of baby taricaya turtles released in Peru’s Amazon. Earlier this month local and indigenous communities joined Peru’s park service to release more than 6,500 vulnerable taricaya turtles into the Callería River basin. buff.ly/V77n2zt
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November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
violets are blue
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"In the last court term, I wrote ten dissenting opinions, more than any other justice. Have you previewed the horror show on the docket for this term? Alito just winked at me and asked if it’s too soon to joke that I don’t have the brain processing power to do this job."
With America on My Last Fucking Nerve, I, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, Dissent
You know me as the first Black woman to serve on the Supreme Court. Over the past three years, I’ve tried changing the system from within. I’ve wri...
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November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"In the last court term, I wrote ten dissenting opinions, more than any other justice. Have you previewed the horror show on the docket for this term? Alito just winked at me and asked if it’s too soon to joke that I don’t have the brain processing power to do this job."
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Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
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Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models
arxiv.org
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Broke: "Meat is back on the menu."
Woke: "You’ll get bed and breakfast all right: more than you can stomach."
Woke: "You’ll get bed and breakfast all right: more than you can stomach."
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Broke: "Meat is back on the menu."
Woke: "You’ll get bed and breakfast all right: more than you can stomach."
Woke: "You’ll get bed and breakfast all right: more than you can stomach."
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Watching all your friends play Dispatch but they won't play Road to Empress
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Watching all your friends play Dispatch but they won't play Road to Empress
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Did you read my post from last week about how contract woes caused me to withdraw an accepted story from F&SF, ending my 54-year quest to be published in that magazine? But wait (as the saying goes) — there's more! Scroll down at the link for an update. www.scottedelman.com/wordpress/20...
A dream denied: My 54-year quest to publish a short story in F&SF ‹ Scott Edelman
www.scottedelman.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Did you read my post from last week about how contract woes caused me to withdraw an accepted story from F&SF, ending my 54-year quest to be published in that magazine? But wait (as the saying goes) — there's more! Scroll down at the link for an update. www.scottedelman.com/wordpress/20...
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Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune