Dirty Devotee
@dirtydevotee.bsky.social
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Inspired by the #CollatzConjecture app I just posted earlier, I decided to make one of my own but with a more structured approach. Perhaps this will inspire someone toward a #Collatz proof (or a better explanation of why it is unproofable). Free. Enjoy => websim.com/@DirtyDevote...
Halle Berry's net worth: $90-million. #JustSayin www.finance-monthly.com/halle-berry-...
Halle Berry $90M Fortune: A Deep Dive
Explore Halle Berry's impressive $90 million net worth in 2025, detailing her iconic career, savvy financial moves, and how she built her empire.
www.finance-monthly.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Halle Berry's net worth: $90-million. #JustSayin www.finance-monthly.com/halle-berry-...
There is no such thing as "winter vomiting disease". It's just a regular norovirus. We've known about it since 1929.
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
There is no such thing as "winter vomiting disease". It's just a regular norovirus. We've known about it since 1929.
Dear #CallOfDuty. Breaking something that has worked for five years doesn't make the game "more challenging". It makes you a bad game designer. Signed, Me.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Dear #CallOfDuty. Breaking something that has worked for five years doesn't make the game "more challenging". It makes you a bad game designer. Signed, Me.
"Astra Malorum" is Latin. It means "Evil Stars".
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"Astra Malorum" is Latin. It means "Evil Stars".
#GenerativeAI, at present, cannot do anagrams. It simply does not understand the process and it has absorbed misinformation from the Internet on what an anagram even is.
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
#GenerativeAI, at present, cannot do anagrams. It simply does not understand the process and it has absorbed misinformation from the Internet on what an anagram even is.
I asked AI what kind of pin the First Lady of the #UnitedStates is wearing in her Christmas decoration announcement video and it was very thorough. Way to keep it classy, #FLOTUS. This hearkens back to the old days of #Saturnalia, when nobles would hold down peasants then nail them with couch studs.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I asked AI what kind of pin the First Lady of the #UnitedStates is wearing in her Christmas decoration announcement video and it was very thorough. Way to keep it classy, #FLOTUS. This hearkens back to the old days of #Saturnalia, when nobles would hold down peasants then nail them with couch studs.
How could we have allowed ourselves to become so broken that "$177 - $2,685" is something 50% of you look at and think, "Sure. That tracks. 6-7 motherfucker. Woooo!" www.carecredit.com/dentistry/
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How could we have allowed ourselves to become so broken that "$177 - $2,685" is something 50% of you look at and think, "Sure. That tracks. 6-7 motherfucker. Woooo!" www.carecredit.com/dentistry/
If your #dentist ACTUALLY cares about you, then why is he trying to get you to sign up for a fucking credit card? www.carecredit.com/dentistry/
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If your #dentist ACTUALLY cares about you, then why is he trying to get you to sign up for a fucking credit card? www.carecredit.com/dentistry/
Today's equation of the day: (6x9) + (6+9) = 69.
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Today's equation of the day: (6x9) + (6+9) = 69.
I just want to remind everyone that this is not the first time in the last 30 days that the January 2021 pipe bomb incident in D.C. was handled. #Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard also "solved" this case two weeks ago for #FoxNews. www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I just want to remind everyone that this is not the first time in the last 30 days that the January 2021 pipe bomb incident in D.C. was handled. #Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard also "solved" this case two weeks ago for #FoxNews. www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
#FBI announces an arrest of Brian Cole from Virginia in connection to the January 5, 2021 pipe bomb incident in D.C., so you should expect him to be pardoned by the President before the end of the week. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
#FBI announces an arrest of Brian Cole from Virginia in connection to the January 5, 2021 pipe bomb incident in D.C., so you should expect him to be pardoned by the President before the end of the week. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...
When Hate infests someone's heart, destroying the heart to drive him away isn't the victory that you think it is.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When Hate infests someone's heart, destroying the heart to drive him away isn't the victory that you think it is.
I would love to tell this guy how funny his joke is, however @bsky.app is so worried I'll offend him and he'll leave (thereby driving down their precious "total users" number) that they've stopped me from being social. #AnythingForMoney
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I would love to tell this guy how funny his joke is, however @bsky.app is so worried I'll offend him and he'll leave (thereby driving down their precious "total users" number) that they've stopped me from being social. #AnythingForMoney
So apparently we're all supposed to clap for #Chanel because they had a "show" (read: marketing gimmick) in a "subway station" (read: rented movie set). They could have spent that money on improving an actual #NYC station, but they're more limo than line. www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/s...
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So apparently we're all supposed to clap for #Chanel because they had a "show" (read: marketing gimmick) in a "subway station" (read: rented movie set). They could have spent that money on improving an actual #NYC station, but they're more limo than line. www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/s...
Apparently, the longer that a woman is in space the less developed her breasts become. Also, #Destiny2 has established new lore that implies human women have evolved in the future to bypass the need to urinate. #WarOnSex store.steampowered.com/app/3186540/...
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Apparently, the longer that a woman is in space the less developed her breasts become. Also, #Destiny2 has established new lore that implies human women have evolved in the future to bypass the need to urinate. #WarOnSex store.steampowered.com/app/3186540/...
#Trump put a massive crack in the Five Eyes intelligence alliance by letting his alcoholic #FoxNews buddy commit a war crime. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Trump’s targeting of alleged drug vessels strains UK-US intelligence ties
Suspension of intelligence cooperation in Caribbean is unusual move and there is potential for political fallout
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
#Trump put a massive crack in the Five Eyes intelligence alliance by letting his alcoholic #FoxNews buddy commit a war crime. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
If #Iran kills 100 protestors because that's what it takes to keep a dictatorship going, it's "This isn't right. Something must be done." If Iran kills 10,000 citizens because we need that water to make cheap cotton, it's "Yeah, but I get that shirt on sale, right?". www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEIo...
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If #Iran kills 100 protestors because that's what it takes to keep a dictatorship going, it's "This isn't right. Something must be done." If Iran kills 10,000 citizens because we need that water to make cheap cotton, it's "Yeah, but I get that shirt on sale, right?". www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEIo...
There's just something about #Plan9FromOuterSpace (1957). I can't really put my finger on it--mostly because she'd slug me if I did.
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
There's just something about #Plan9FromOuterSpace (1957). I can't really put my finger on it--mostly because she'd slug me if I did.
There is so much money to be made by criminalizing #marijuana use that even the press wants in. 225,000,000 marijuana users worldwide. 9 ate tainted gummies containing a virus that made them vomit. @cnn.com decides all marijuana is evil. #AnythingForMoney => www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/h...
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
There is so much money to be made by criminalizing #marijuana use that even the press wants in. 225,000,000 marijuana users worldwide. 9 ate tainted gummies containing a virus that made them vomit. @cnn.com decides all marijuana is evil. #AnythingForMoney => www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/h...
That is just sad. There is no button programmed into any #GenerativeAI model that reads, "Click for Success".
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
That is just sad. There is no button programmed into any #GenerativeAI model that reads, "Click for Success".
I dare you to find me where #LumaDreamMachine hid the feedback that tells you how many fucking #AIArt and #AIVideo credits you have. Why is this okay in our industry? Why is tricking people into running out of credits so they have to break out the credit card the default business practice?
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I dare you to find me where #LumaDreamMachine hid the feedback that tells you how many fucking #AIArt and #AIVideo credits you have. Why is this okay in our industry? Why is tricking people into running out of credits so they have to break out the credit card the default business practice?
This image from #LumaDreamMachine is a hot mess. I can fix 6 out of the 7 problems manually, but what I cannot do is get them to take my photographic image and provide something that doesn't look like a comic book. We need "photographic" AI models and we need different "illustration" models.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This image from #LumaDreamMachine is a hot mess. I can fix 6 out of the 7 problems manually, but what I cannot do is get them to take my photographic image and provide something that doesn't look like a comic book. We need "photographic" AI models and we need different "illustration" models.
Trump pardoning Hernandez is proof that he could give a shit about the drug trade. In fact, it proves he's trying to goad #Venezuela into a war by murdering a couple hundred of their citizens so he can steal their oil to bring down prices.
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Trump pardoning Hernandez is proof that he could give a shit about the drug trade. In fact, it proves he's trying to goad #Venezuela into a war by murdering a couple hundred of their citizens so he can steal their oil to bring down prices.
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM