Dirty Devotee
@dirtydevotee.bsky.social
Don't impress. Be impressive.
#GenerativeAI, at present, cannot do anagrams. It simply does not understand the process and it has absorbed misinformation from the Internet on what an anagram even is.
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
#GenerativeAI, at present, cannot do anagrams. It simply does not understand the process and it has absorbed misinformation from the Internet on what an anagram even is.
I asked AI what kind of pin the First Lady of the #UnitedStates is wearing in her Christmas decoration announcement video and it was very thorough. Way to keep it classy, #FLOTUS. This hearkens back to the old days of #Saturnalia, when nobles would hold down peasants then nail them with couch studs.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I asked AI what kind of pin the First Lady of the #UnitedStates is wearing in her Christmas decoration announcement video and it was very thorough. Way to keep it classy, #FLOTUS. This hearkens back to the old days of #Saturnalia, when nobles would hold down peasants then nail them with couch studs.
How could we have allowed ourselves to become so broken that "$177 - $2,685" is something 50% of you look at and think, "Sure. That tracks. 6-7 motherfucker. Woooo!" www.carecredit.com/dentistry/
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How could we have allowed ourselves to become so broken that "$177 - $2,685" is something 50% of you look at and think, "Sure. That tracks. 6-7 motherfucker. Woooo!" www.carecredit.com/dentistry/
If your #dentist ACTUALLY cares about you, then why is he trying to get you to sign up for a fucking credit card? www.carecredit.com/dentistry/
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If your #dentist ACTUALLY cares about you, then why is he trying to get you to sign up for a fucking credit card? www.carecredit.com/dentistry/
I just want to remind everyone that this is not the first time in the last 30 days that the January 2021 pipe bomb incident in D.C. was handled. #Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard also "solved" this case two weeks ago for #FoxNews. www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I just want to remind everyone that this is not the first time in the last 30 days that the January 2021 pipe bomb incident in D.C. was handled. #Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard also "solved" this case two weeks ago for #FoxNews. www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
#FBI announces an arrest of Brian Cole from Virginia in connection to the January 5, 2021 pipe bomb incident in D.C., so you should expect him to be pardoned by the President before the end of the week. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
#FBI announces an arrest of Brian Cole from Virginia in connection to the January 5, 2021 pipe bomb incident in D.C., so you should expect him to be pardoned by the President before the end of the week. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...
I would love to tell this guy how funny his joke is, however @bsky.app is so worried I'll offend him and he'll leave (thereby driving down their precious "total users" number) that they've stopped me from being social. #AnythingForMoney
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I would love to tell this guy how funny his joke is, however @bsky.app is so worried I'll offend him and he'll leave (thereby driving down their precious "total users" number) that they've stopped me from being social. #AnythingForMoney
So apparently we're all supposed to clap for #Chanel because they had a "show" (read: marketing gimmick) in a "subway station" (read: rented movie set). They could have spent that money on improving an actual #NYC station, but they're more limo than line. www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/s...
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So apparently we're all supposed to clap for #Chanel because they had a "show" (read: marketing gimmick) in a "subway station" (read: rented movie set). They could have spent that money on improving an actual #NYC station, but they're more limo than line. www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/s...
Apparently, the longer that a woman is in space the less developed her breasts become. Also, #Destiny2 has established new lore that implies human women have evolved in the future to bypass the need to urinate. #WarOnSex store.steampowered.com/app/3186540/...
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Apparently, the longer that a woman is in space the less developed her breasts become. Also, #Destiny2 has established new lore that implies human women have evolved in the future to bypass the need to urinate. #WarOnSex store.steampowered.com/app/3186540/...
If #Iran kills 100 protestors because that's what it takes to keep a dictatorship going, it's "This isn't right. Something must be done." If Iran kills 10,000 citizens because we need that water to make cheap cotton, it's "Yeah, but I get that shirt on sale, right?". www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEIo...
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If #Iran kills 100 protestors because that's what it takes to keep a dictatorship going, it's "This isn't right. Something must be done." If Iran kills 10,000 citizens because we need that water to make cheap cotton, it's "Yeah, but I get that shirt on sale, right?". www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEIo...
There's just something about #Plan9FromOuterSpace (1957). I can't really put my finger on it--mostly because she'd slug me if I did.
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
There's just something about #Plan9FromOuterSpace (1957). I can't really put my finger on it--mostly because she'd slug me if I did.
That is just sad. There is no button programmed into any #GenerativeAI model that reads, "Click for Success".
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
That is just sad. There is no button programmed into any #GenerativeAI model that reads, "Click for Success".
I dare you to find me where #LumaDreamMachine hid the feedback that tells you how many fucking #AIArt and #AIVideo credits you have. Why is this okay in our industry? Why is tricking people into running out of credits so they have to break out the credit card the default business practice?
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I dare you to find me where #LumaDreamMachine hid the feedback that tells you how many fucking #AIArt and #AIVideo credits you have. Why is this okay in our industry? Why is tricking people into running out of credits so they have to break out the credit card the default business practice?
This image from #LumaDreamMachine is a hot mess. I can fix 6 out of the 7 problems manually, but what I cannot do is get them to take my photographic image and provide something that doesn't look like a comic book. We need "photographic" AI models and we need different "illustration" models.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This image from #LumaDreamMachine is a hot mess. I can fix 6 out of the 7 problems manually, but what I cannot do is get them to take my photographic image and provide something that doesn't look like a comic book. We need "photographic" AI models and we need different "illustration" models.
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Everybody's like "Oh, #ZImage is the next big thing in #AIArt." Well, this is what I got from "female college student drinking a coffee". Women shouldn't be in college. Didn't you know? They should be chained to hidden inside a man's house because Eve ate that fruit that one time. #Censorship
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Everybody's like "Oh, #ZImage is the next big thing in #AIArt." Well, this is what I got from "female college student drinking a coffee". Women shouldn't be in college. Didn't you know? They should be chained to hidden inside a man's house because Eve ate that fruit that one time. #Censorship
The village of #Geamana in #Romania was destroyed by a copper mining company in 1977. Because the lake is blue, hundreds of thousands of people go there every year. The lake is blue because it is filled with deadly cyanide. But it's a pretty blue. So it's okay. www.youtube.com/shorts/1vvl1...
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The village of #Geamana in #Romania was destroyed by a copper mining company in 1977. Because the lake is blue, hundreds of thousands of people go there every year. The lake is blue because it is filled with deadly cyanide. But it's a pretty blue. So it's okay. www.youtube.com/shorts/1vvl1...
Learn to read the news: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Learn to read the news: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Please don't agree to preventative MRIs. Full-body MRI places are literally trying to steal money from insurance companies. #SpotTheScam
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Please don't agree to preventative MRIs. Full-body MRI places are literally trying to steal money from insurance companies. #SpotTheScam
How can so many people who purport to "care" about the "Epstein Files" spend so little time reading the news? December 19th. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
How can so many people who purport to "care" about the "Epstein Files" spend so little time reading the news? December 19th. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
In terms of funding the #Trump corruption cabal, if #ElonMusk was "hold my beer", the "No you can't delete that off your computer" guy and his wife are "hold my keg". This is, in my opinion, the single most corrupt scandal in American history. #Dell www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/b...
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In terms of funding the #Trump corruption cabal, if #ElonMusk was "hold my beer", the "No you can't delete that off your computer" guy and his wife are "hold my keg". This is, in my opinion, the single most corrupt scandal in American history. #Dell www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/b...
Thanks, grandpa. That is not what we asked. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-m...
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Thanks, grandpa. That is not what we asked. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-m...