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i'm Caroline! here for dnd NSFW and ERP. art i post are my own commissions and purchased adoptables. DMs open, RP on my posts is welcome! 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ if you learn anything lewd, i need it. for strictly scientific purposes. trans, 30, she/her, 18+ only

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · Mar 21

I should introduce myself! My name is Caroline May Chrysanthemum Agonyblade. I'm a half-orc, last daughter of Shatterskull Agonyblade and Susan The Annihilator.

I'm a researcher and spokeswoman for the Breeder's Guild, where we study cross-genetics and reproduction between races!

a half-orc woman in a blue outfit, with a floral top, gem glasses, an ammonite necklace, mary janes, with brown hair and a sideshave, and mary jane shoes.

nsfw dnd nsfw orc

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🔞 Tired Creamtart II NSFW Comic Artist🔞 @tired-creamtart.bsky.social · 2d

#Kinktober2025 Day 8: Free Use

Rewarding her girls for catching the thief and working toward domesticating her at the same time, guess there's a reason she's the boss.

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Anton ☾ @antonarcana.gay · 3d

Do NOT give wizards absinthe

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Westor Lowbrood, Hyperactive Deviant @westorad.bsky.social · 3d

Sending 300 of my dumbest and largest monster warriors to bully you sexually until you submit to my rule

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Winton Kidd 🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 3d

Last year I got interested in regency era fashion at the same time as I was playing Tears of the Kingdom and this is what came out of it.

#zelda #nsfwart

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 4d

YEAH it's so hard to express horniness to someone online without seeking trite, insincere, or repetitive. it sucks! I just want to tell people they're hot and fun to be around smh

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bb🔞 @breastbrewing.bsky.social · Nov 12

Dungeon Party (from aug-2023)

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 10d

it was pretty cruel that the ancient romans put Locktober and No-Nut-November back to back

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 13d

huh. sorry i didn't hear you i'm having trouble focusing next to this guy's vengeful aura. i think i can fix him. my heart is beating pretty fast when i sense his malicious intent but i think that's my determination as a trainer. i'm pretty sure he won't take out his hatred for humanity on me

picture of a hisiuan zoroark

pokephilia post

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 13d

gdi i thought getting isekai'd into the pokemon world would own but my rotom phone won't stop flashing my nudes at my opponents

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 14d

also I did not know this about Monica Deedee-elsee

breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 14d

do it bitch

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Endry, Doe in the Headlights @smutsmitten.bsky.social · 16d

Dark porny dungeon crawler but the respawn mechanic is diegetic. You can get bad ended, respawn at the entrance, and retrace your steps to find the monsters continuing to destroy your previous body. And the respawn mechanic works by cloning or copying you, so the old you is still very much alive!

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 15d

if you save a bad ended self, do you fuse back together? that would mean sometimes sacrificing yourself for an advantage is the smart thing to do because you could be saved later... but half the time the bad ended girl realizes that she's in a situation she can't be recovered from!

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 15d

dungeon gets a little bit harder each run because your failures increased the monster population. but sometimes you get a magic item that was made from the soul of a previous you, so that makes it easier. and sometimes a monster will be too preoccupied with its new wife to fight you!

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 15d

HELL YEAH THIS IS MY JAM

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 21d

i love the spunk and confidence of the hammer girl, but the two really compliment each other!

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 21d

elven eartips contain electroreceptors that alert them to stalking predators nearby. selection pressure should weed out those with downward pointing ears, who are up to 40% less effective at detecting threats.

yet our census data shows that more of them are being born each generation, how curious

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trans pervert writer @transmommyxxx.bsky.social · 23d

boy pussy save me. save me boy pussy

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 23d

I just realized I bought an elf adoptable with downwards ears and I'll be honest. she's not escaping the allegations

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xenophilia @xenopavilia.bsky.social · 23d

were zoologist x nurse comm - mysterious viscerally wet sfx from the woods ...

Pornographic art of the Nurse and the Zoologist from Terraria. The Nurse is on her knees, pinned forward by the Zoologist pressing all of her weight down onto her as she violently fucks the Nurse. An x-ray shows the size of the Zoologist's penis, causing the Nurse's stomach to visibly bulge. The Nurse's wrists are roped together behind the Zoologists's back, forcing her arms back, while the Zoologist bites down on the Nurse's ponytail, forcing her head upwards. A bubble to the side depicts the Zoologist's knotted canine penis penetrating and filling the Nurse's womb with a loud 'glorp'. Loud 'plap/smack/clap' sound effects are written behind the two. The scene takes place at night, in a forest, with a full moon.

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 23d

a new trend among college elves called "ear taping" forces their ears to point down. is it fashion or a form of social signaling? we've sent our most vulnerable female reporter to follow these elf co-eds into a dark ally to learn more

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trans pervert writer @transmommyxxx.bsky.social · 25d

A demon whose usual soul contract stipulates that the contractee must serve as a free-use sex slave in the afterlife for demons. The number of years spent as a sex slave is determined by the number of years the contractee was alive. Pretty lenient by demon standards, actually!

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 24d

I think once you're a little better at magic, certainly! the alternative would be that she got that monster she's packing on her first try, which would be very funny

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Lasangyaaa @nyaaaaati.bsky.social · 25d

Finally had the chance to finally do a proper shoot with the chainmail ♡

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breeder's guild @dirtydnd.bsky.social · 25d

what's even more fun is that casters are rarely prepared for how sensitive it is! you can get her to make some REALLY fun sounds

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