Demo
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· May 26
Mein scheiss Hund Gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen Lkw geklettert.
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dude i fucking love music
anyone else hear about music?
anyone else hear about music?
January 28, 2026 at 2:53 AM
dude i fucking love music
anyone else hear about music?
anyone else hear about music?
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January 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Sabrina scratched me in the craziest way when I was forcing a pill down her throat. Like she did two right angles like this.
January 23, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Sabrina scratched me in the craziest way when I was forcing a pill down her throat. Like she did two right angles like this.
(waking up at 2am) ugh my back hurts. it feels like there's a huge weight on my tummy...
(touches tummy)
(it's cat)
(touches tummy)
(it's cat)
January 23, 2026 at 2:03 PM
(waking up at 2am) ugh my back hurts. it feels like there's a huge weight on my tummy...
(touches tummy)
(it's cat)
(touches tummy)
(it's cat)
...i just went on here to write "60%" for Kurt Vonnegut's "Hocus Pocus" because i forgot this is not goodreads
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
...i just went on here to write "60%" for Kurt Vonnegut's "Hocus Pocus" because i forgot this is not goodreads
idk if i'll keep up with it, but i've been writing out the story that i've had in my head since high school and it's weird how solid it is at this point. it's always been fragmented which is why it was hard to just sit down and write.
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 AM
idk if i'll keep up with it, but i've been writing out the story that i've had in my head since high school and it's weird how solid it is at this point. it's always been fragmented which is why it was hard to just sit down and write.
literally any screenshot of oblivion rem/astered makes me flinch HOW ARE YOU SO UGLY! HOW ARE YOU MORE UGLY THAN THE ORIGINAL?!?!
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 AM
literally any screenshot of oblivion rem/astered makes me flinch HOW ARE YOU SO UGLY! HOW ARE YOU MORE UGLY THAN THE ORIGINAL?!?!
writing ace attorney lemons, but it's about how phoenix and miles become lemon law attorneys
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
writing ace attorney lemons, but it's about how phoenix and miles become lemon law attorneys
substitute teacher: a substitute teacher at the other school i work at told me that hardly anyone ever teaches jazz in elementary, so it's important to get them started on it
me, slowly realizing that not only do i know this other substitute teacher but that she was parroting MY WORDS EXACTLY: oh!
me, slowly realizing that not only do i know this other substitute teacher but that she was parroting MY WORDS EXACTLY: oh!
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
substitute teacher: a substitute teacher at the other school i work at told me that hardly anyone ever teaches jazz in elementary, so it's important to get them started on it
me, slowly realizing that not only do i know this other substitute teacher but that she was parroting MY WORDS EXACTLY: oh!
me, slowly realizing that not only do i know this other substitute teacher but that she was parroting MY WORDS EXACTLY: oh!
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averahe Hadwig-Angela interaction
#misericorde
#misericorde
March 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
averahe Hadwig-Angela interaction
#misericorde
#misericorde
Just watched Yardley open a cabinet, look inside, and then close the cabinet. What the fuck. I know some cats can open doors but it feels so weird to see them close it when they're done.
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Just watched Yardley open a cabinet, look inside, and then close the cabinet. What the fuck. I know some cats can open doors but it feels so weird to see them close it when they're done.
Shoutout to one of the funniest youtube comments I've ever seen, which was in response to Anton Webern's Fünf Sätze Op. 5.
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Shoutout to one of the funniest youtube comments I've ever seen, which was in response to Anton Webern's Fünf Sätze Op. 5.
[suddenly stops having sex] [expression turns grim] "i want you to come if you can"
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
[suddenly stops having sex] [expression turns grim] "i want you to come if you can"
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one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg
So tired that I genuinely misread the words "Mario Kart" as "Karl Marx"...
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
So tired that I genuinely misread the words "Mario Kart" as "Karl Marx"...
I got Banana Ball tickets, I have been absolved of all prior sins.
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I got Banana Ball tickets, I have been absolved of all prior sins.
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Reading the Communist Manifesto the way Marx and Engels intended
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Reading the Communist Manifesto the way Marx and Engels intended
Grandma telling me her dad would pronounce Vallejo as "valley-ho" and Benicia as "benny-kai" with complete seriousness to see how people would react.
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Grandma telling me her dad would pronounce Vallejo as "valley-ho" and Benicia as "benny-kai" with complete seriousness to see how people would react.
I love getting hired by a district that looks good and pays well and then going into union meetings and holy fucking shit this district and the superintendent actually SUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I love getting hired by a district that looks good and pays well and then going into union meetings and holy fucking shit this district and the superintendent actually SUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!
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