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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · Sep 5

Velogames 2025 Stage Race Champs. - DNF/DNS Tracker (updated 05/09/25)

Paris-Nice - 5
Tirreno Adriatico - 0
Catalunya - 3
Itzulia - 1
Romandie - 4
Italy - 3
Dauphine - 0
Suisse - 1
Velogame - 1
Pologne - 4
Renewi - 0
Spain - 2 (so far)

1=Expected
2=Unlucky
3=Harsh
4+=Angered the Velogames gods

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 7h

Thinking about the idiots who conflate their perceptions of people being anti-car when they’re actually just anti-bad drivers.

It’s yet another example of carbrain and it’s only the motorist behind the wheel that endangers others.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 7h

Added me to his special lists as well 😂

I’m so “aggressively anti-car“ that I actually own one. Clearly not intelligent enough to understand the difference between anti-car and anti-bad driver, of which I have no doubt he is one.

MD Goose, an account I’ve never had any discussions with, with his rather bizarre lists. No thanks you weirdo. 🚫 👋

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 7h

Already blocked me which I’ll take as a big positive.

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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 2d

Have to correct myself, it was actually the win in the Belmont Gold Cup that secured the Golden Ticket to the Melbourne Cup.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks, yes it’s been one hell of a journey for them stopping off at Newmarket and in Belgium along the way. He’s a horse that’s used to travelling and has handled the trip really well apparently.🤞for early next week.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 2d

Some great news. My sister has successfully taken the first ever American bred and trained horse to run in the Melbourne Cup, which takes place early next week.

Parchment Party qualified as a result of winning the Birdstone Stakes in June.

An amazing achievement and so proud of my sister.

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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 3d

Stepping aside would be preferable, they’re not up to the job they asked for.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

The aforementioned are all complicit in the degradation of standards in the U.K. in the beyond noticeable race to the bottom, especially the BBC. Their role is not to inform, not to be a voice of integrity, instead to mislead, gaslight and divide.

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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

It was good to see Eccup reservoir looking almost full again, although no thanks to that criminal enterprise masquerading as a water company - Yorkshire Water.

As far as I’m aware there is still a hosepipe ban in place and that will remain until early next year.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

I think it’s insisted on if you have company!

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

One thing that never ceases to amuse me on a ride is the feebleness of the MGIF’ers.

Mate, you’ve overtaken me for absolutely no gain whatsoever (well to sit in a traffic queue for 2 seconds longer than you otherwise would have) and now I’m filtering past you with an ear to ear grin 😂

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

Nice 👍

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

Definitely, Hunt and also Elite wheels are infamous for the freewheel noise. Not a favoured choice on group rides.

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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

There’s a much greater sense of achievement in it than you get riding in summer, just good to get out when it’s really easy not to.

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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

I find temps in the early teens °C hardest to get clothing choice right on. Same on riding in colder conditions, you can’t beat a ride on a crisp winter day.

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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

100% success rate alerting pedestrians to my approach on shared paths by freewheeling on my Hunt wheels freehub.

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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

Cycling (esp. through built up areas) prompts a level of mental alertness through necessity.

What is a constant source of frustration has it’s benefits.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 4d

OCD and bikes, a match made in heaven. Knew something wasn’t quite right on the winter bike, just realised there was a very slight amount of play in the steerer, now eliminated.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 6d

Had a few 1-2 week stints recently and it’s definitely recommended.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 6d

Yep.

It’s clear that Labour are going to fall woefully short of their 1.5m new homes target, I’d be surprised if they manage half of target.

But failure aside, I was extremely sceptical about how many of those 1.5m were designated as affordable housing.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 6d

Something very therapeutic about wrapping new bar tape. Great when you get it absolutely spot on.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 6d

Once again more compassion given to the offender than the victim.

As far as the lack of intent goes, should have no bearing on the sentence. If you make a conscious decision to run a red light, well into the phase, it‘s reasonable to expect you’ll cause a collision, esp with a professional driver.

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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 6d

Some truly psychotic drivers out there today (just for a change). Think the worst was the <1m close pass immediately followed by a left hook causing me to brake again (you’ve heard it before).

But at least the winter bike got it’s maiden run out for the off-season.

My beloved and highly trustworthy winter bike - Orro Oxygen 105 with a few nice little additions.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 9d

I prefer Shifts Unlawful Vermin.

djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 9d

Very much so.