DJ Martin
@djmartinauthor.bsky.social
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A witch and a bitch with an herbal itch…and an overactive imagination. Award-winning author, coffeeholic, old lady, owned by cats. Http://www.authordjmartin.com
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Amy's boss is an ogre - a real, smelly one. This series will (probably) make you feel better about *your* boss!
Amazon KU: https://www.azonlinks.com/B00B8FIVBQ
#urbanfantasy
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So, so sorry! *sending virtual hug*
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Keys can be used as good luck charms. It is also often the custom in a family to give a small gold key charm as a gift to a baby - to unlock good luck for the future. https://buff.ly/3rVUDF9
An antique key in an ornate lock.
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Found this in my FB memories. Still holds true! *cringe* #WritingCommunity
A pie chart entitled, "The Writing Process." The majority of the pie is "surfing the internet," with progressively smaller slices entitled, "Binge Snacking, Reading for Inspiration, Actual Writing, and "Typing 'The' and deleting it."
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bookshop.org
Jeff Bezos might have built a spaceship, but indie bookstores build and nurture whole communities and that is *way* more impressive and valuable.
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Met my editor who is now a good friend. Prolly sold more than one book through it, too!
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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victoriastrauss.com
Scam alert: there's an IngramSpark impersonator at ingramsparkbookpublishers dot com. Part of a wave of publishing/ghostwriting scams from Pakistan that hijack authors looking to self-publish--they often "borrow" well-known publisher names but this one also "borrows" the real IngramSpark's logo
Screenshot of IngramSpark impersonator's contact form, with chat window where scammer sales rep "Travis Clark" claims that "We are Ingram Spark's hands-on services department. You will be able to find our information here: https://www.ingramsparkbookpublishers.com/
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vibinnews.bsky.social
BREAKING: Cats Still Confusing - Petting your cat may lower stress - until it bites you mid-snuggle like you insulted its ancestors. Science says it’s normal. Cats say: You were warned. 🐾📰 #catsky #cats #catfacts #vibinnews
djmartinauthor.bsky.social
Uh…I admit to being an old fuddy-duddy but I never knew Rachel was a masculine name!
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Girrll…you’re definitely Southern. Boiled peanuts taste like salted cardboard. (But ❤️ you anyway!)
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It's the full moon today! Perfect time to remind you there's a werewolf in Amy's life. #UrbanFantasy
Free in KU! (Universal Link): https://www.azonlinks.com/B00B8FIVBQ
The cover of "Stressed! Ogre's Assistant Book One" on the left with the pull quote, "An ogre, a vampire, and a werewolf walk into a bar...Someone more creative than me could make a joke of my life."
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estherschindler.bsky.social
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
djmartinauthor.bsky.social
I was asked that before even my name when we first moved here to the sticks. My reply was that I attended the same church as before we moved. They thought I was driving 2+ hours every Sunday morning when in fact I walk outside my door.
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files
djmartinauthor.bsky.social
Excellent news for all Georgians! (If you didn’t know, the GA Pharmacists Assn was waiting for this. I would’ve had to go out of state to get stuck without a Rx even though I’m 65+.)
maggieastor.bsky.social
CDC has finally adopted the recommendations its vaccine panel made Sept. 19. This should increase access to Covid vaccines somewhat — CVS and Walgreens had said once the recs were official, they'd offer the shots w/o Rx nationwide, and Vaccines for Children program also needed the official approval
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I had a thought this morning: as a semi-retired accountant *and* an author *and* an avid reader, all these years later, I'm still doin' readin', writin', and 'rithmatic.
djmartinauthor.bsky.social
Smudge sticks may be used in and around the home to cleanse, energize, disperse negativity, and more. (They don't have to be white sage, either. I love my rosemary smudge sticks!) #herbs #MagicalHerbs
A white sage smudge stick (unlit) balanced on the top of a cast iron cauldron.
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jennyschwartz.bsky.social
Still one of my favorite sentences from my own books. Plus, "Doctor Galaxy" is a Kindle Monthly Deal this October in the US and Canada, so if you haven't read it...

#scifi #booksky
djmartinauthor.bsky.social
Amusing. According to a “book marketing expert “ I have a *new* book out entitled “Peinventing Herself.” Scammer, you really ought to check your facts.
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Still can’t get stuck in GA without a Rx.
djmartinauthor.bsky.social
Nitpicking here (and yes, I’m as pissed as every other rational person in the US) but it’s health INSURANCE we’re talking about, not health CARE.
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Or…to make it real, limburger cheese.