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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 4h

Has anyone seen my monkeys? They are not well.

DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 3d

They've been doing this for years, check out Trudeau's speech at the Reagan Library, right in front of Trump's face.

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 6d

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 10d

Here's something to think about: The people wouldn't have hated Frankenstein if he played football

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 10d

I immediately cashed my $5,000 check from George Soros and bought 786 grilled cheese burritos #NoKings

DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 11d

Being an influencer for spreading your poo on the walls of the Capital, this truly is the MTV generation.

@its_me_jd_again: So I got a gig for a commercial, and was extremely excited to finally be getting back to filiming. Spent half the day shooting and had a great time with the crew, they were all extremely professional. Had that... things are finally getting back to normal feeling.
But...

I get a phone call from my agent letting me know they will not be using my spot and they can't have someone who is an influencer for J6. Then they go on to tell my agent that she should have told them about me being a J6er.

This is the unfortunate norm for us J6ers. Will we ever really have closure, will J6 always be a stain on our lives? It's a great thing I have a God that is bigger than all this. As for me, I will continue to move forward.

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 17d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 15d

Maybe Barron Trump can bankrupt TikTok 🙏

DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 20d

Amazing. Five-star shitpost.

Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 Announcement! @gremlin.world · 23d

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · 27d

I done told y'all Bill Burr ain't shit

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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 29d

elon musk has been making so many false assertions about history & politics. this one in particular made me guffaw.

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@elonmusk
“Funny to think that Bill Clinton's policies when he was President were essentially MAGA” sept. 28, 2025 34.7 million views

screenshot from
clintonwhitehouse5.archives.gov

“Childhood Immunizations
The President launched a major childhood immunization effort to increase the number of children who were being immunized. Since 1993, childhood immunization rates have reached all-time highs, with 90 percent or more of America's toddlers receiving critical vaccines for children by age 2.
Vaccination levels are nearly the same for preschool children of all racial and ethnic groups, narrowing a gap estimated to be as wide as 26 percentage points a generation ago.
May 20
August 10
Motor Voter Registration Signed
The Clinton Administration made it easier for millions of Americans to register to vote by allowing registration at the same time they get a driver's license. The Motor Voter law led to the registration of more than 28 million new voters, more registered voters than the passage of the 26th Amendment, which lowered the voting age to 18 years. (PL 103-
31, signed 5/20/93).
Clinton-Gore Deficit Reduction Plan Enacted Passed without a single Republican vote, the Clinton-Gore Administration's economic plan established fiscal discipline by slashing the deficit in half — the largest deficit reduction plan in history while making important investments in our economic future, including education, health care, and science and technology research. This legislation also extended the life of the Medicare Trust Fund by three years. Fiscal discipline established by the Clinton-Gore Administration has turned the largest deficits in our country's history into the largest surplus. (PL
103-66, signed 8/10/93)…”

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · Sep 28

Relieved for the New York criminal voters that no longer have to choose between two criminals

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 28

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · Sep 24

Prepare yourself for the pain and fever relief wellness grift that's coming

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slick nik @coleskiiiiii.bsky.social · Sep 22

shit ain’t over til it’s over

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · Sep 18

If Michigan bans porn we'll just make it in our bathtubs

DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · Sep 13

The Second Civil War came but it was just right-wing extremists fighting for influence over the Grand Wizard of the United States

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · Sep 12

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · Sep 12

They say Charlie Kirk was a true patriot, but he made me forget about 9/11.

DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · Aug 24

Finally, it's go outside weather in Michigan.

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God @thegodpodcast.com · Aug 24

The craziest thing about Trump sending armed troops to occupy 19 states is that he’s doing it to distract from being in the Epstein Files and everyone knows it.

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DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · Aug 24

JD Vance: The difference between Donald Trump and Gavin Newsom is that Trump is an authentic crazy person, Gavin is just mimicking one.

DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · Aug 22

Cracker Barrel's degenerate rebranding makes me think about skin-to-skin missionary sex without the sheet with the hole in it for purposes other than procreation, and that's why it's woke!

DJ Meph @djmeph.bsky.social · Aug 15

Rooting for the mold