The Daniel 🖖
@dmnyc.net
“Resist much, obey little.” —Walt Whitman ✊
I have a dog named Dorado. He is good. 🐶❤️
Band namer at @namesforbands.bsky.social 🤘🎸
I have a dog named Dorado. He is good. 🐶❤️
Band namer at @namesforbands.bsky.social 🤘🎸
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The Daniel 🖖
@dmnyc.net
· Dec 18
If you’re on a government list, that just means somebody’s always thinking about you. ☺️
Maybe Canada should offer to buy Minnesota.
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Maybe Canada should offer to buy Minnesota.
I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken
I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children
And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard
And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall
Bob Dylan
I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children
And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard
And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall
Bob Dylan
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken
I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children
And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard
And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall
Bob Dylan
I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children
And it’s a hard, and it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard
And it’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall
Bob Dylan
My kid just made up a joke.
Where do horses live?
In a neigh-borhood! 🐴
Where do horses live?
In a neigh-borhood! 🐴
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
My kid just made up a joke.
Where do horses live?
In a neigh-borhood! 🐴
Where do horses live?
In a neigh-borhood! 🐴
The fully sovereign, independent republic of Iceland reacting to Trump’s Davos speech today.
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The fully sovereign, independent republic of Iceland reacting to Trump’s Davos speech today.
I just realized this feature still exists on MacOS that I haven’t used in like a decade.
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just realized this feature still exists on MacOS that I haven’t used in like a decade.
If you start a Spotify station with Radiohead, you will always end up on Björk. It’s like a rule.
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 AM
If you start a Spotify station with Radiohead, you will always end up on Björk. It’s like a rule.
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just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday
Choosing the color of your new car be like
January 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Choosing the color of your new car be like
Shouldn’t it be called NYCToken Jew?
January 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Shouldn’t it be called NYCToken Jew?
Really, Egypt? What are you, twelve?
January 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Really, Egypt? What are you, twelve?
Nobody could have predicted.
The Smithsonian has taken down details about President Donald Trump’s impeachments from an exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery. https://cnn.it/4qRGV32
January 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Nobody could have predicted.
The Egyptian hieroglyph Unicode character set is wild.
January 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
The Egyptian hieroglyph Unicode character set is wild.
This ad is 45 years old, but as I sit on the floor with my kid building things with scattered LEGO pieces from a bunch of deconstructed sets, I realize it's all still the same.
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This ad is 45 years old, but as I sit on the floor with my kid building things with scattered LEGO pieces from a bunch of deconstructed sets, I realize it's all still the same.
Things can still grow in winter.
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Things can still grow in winter.
Whole Foods grocery delivery used to pack cartons of eggs so carefully they could survive a 50 foot drop test, but now they just throw them straight in the bag under your cans of beans. I assume some Amazon team ran the numbers and it was much cheaper to refund broken eggs than use better packaging.
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Whole Foods grocery delivery used to pack cartons of eggs so carefully they could survive a 50 foot drop test, but now they just throw them straight in the bag under your cans of beans. I assume some Amazon team ran the numbers and it was much cheaper to refund broken eggs than use better packaging.
I found it. The most Subaru license plate ever.
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I found it. The most Subaru license plate ever.
TBH, I thought the new food pyramid would just be a Steak 'n Shake burger with a side of tallow fries and a can of Coke, the kind with real sugar in it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
TBH, I thought the new food pyramid would just be a Steak 'n Shake burger with a side of tallow fries and a can of Coke, the kind with real sugar in it.
I am a single issue voter, and my issue is rats.
Just fix the rat problem. That is all.
🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
Just fix the rat problem. That is all.
🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I am a single issue voter, and my issue is rats.
Just fix the rat problem. That is all.
🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
Just fix the rat problem. That is all.
🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
The new food pyramid shape reminds me of something…I just can’t quite put my finger on it…
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The new food pyramid shape reminds me of something…I just can’t quite put my finger on it…
Xitter is just a website filled with porn and murder now.
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Xitter is just a website filled with porn and murder now.
“What makes you say the American health insurance system is broken?”
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
“What makes you say the American health insurance system is broken?”
Back to the grind, everyone.
January 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Back to the grind, everyone.
So much for a relaxing New Year’s weekend…
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
So much for a relaxing New Year’s weekend…
Well this is obviously bad and should be stopped. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
NYC Wegmans is storing biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces
The supermarket chain says it’s a move to ensure shopper safety. Surveillance experts warn of privacy risks.
gothamist.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Well this is obviously bad and should be stopped. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social