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I joined a LARP and went to one event and immediately pivoted my character into "concerned parent-player mode", oops
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
So is the only real differences between a Boox and a regular Android tablet the matte/paper screen feel (and colors, in some cases)?

Cause I can just put a paper-feel screen protector on a regular tablet, and some have monochrome/power-saving modes, but I can't go the other way around
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Dave
nix fixes this
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I don't think @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social will ever be able to truly enjoy the board game Wingspan.

"Alright, I will play my Rosate Spoonbill..."

*bird-based war flashbacks*
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Kinda mad the Scott Pilgrim vs. The World soundtrack didn't make full versions of the songs
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just made a "chicken nugget and Totinos-combo-pizza-roll w/ mayo & mustard" wrap. I'm a 31y/o adult
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"You write more whitepapers about writing Haskell than you actually write Haskell".

To this day have never written a whitepaper
Quote-post with your favourite bit of #HaskellDisinformation. We'll start: It is well-grounded in Category Theory, and you must learn it in order to program with the language.
i really wish people that don't actively use haskell understood haskell, like, at all
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Move over pumpkin spice bitches, its peppermint slut season 🍬
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I hate that Christmas stuff shows up right after Halloween, buuuuuut.... I do love that I can find peppermint everything right after Halloween
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
People are hyped about the Steam Machine (which is cool, don't get me wrong), but I'm hyped about the Steam Controller being back.

Couch/TV gaming from my Steam Deck with the joypads baybeeee
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Reposted by Dave
I don't need the Steam machine
I don't need the Steam machine
I don't need the Steam machine
I don't need the Steam machine
I don't need the Steam machine
I don't need the Steam machine
I don't need the Steam machine
I don't need the Steam machine
I don't need the Steam machine
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
CoD Zombies perk banners, but it's Even in Arcadia song banners that you collect if the song resonates with you
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
CoD Zombies perk banners, but it's Even in Arcadia song banners that you collect if the song resonates with you
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Dave
Oh no, I’m getting the urge to DM a campaign again
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Man, getting a notification email labelled "Reminder: Your Slut for..." from "DianaOfTheRose" (@dianaoftherose.com) would look really not great if someone saw that over my shoulder.

But for context: the full subject is "Reminder: Your Slut for Lore Hoodie is waiting for you" (in her shop's cart)
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I have an opinion that people will hate: I think I might kinda like Haskell written with brace+semicolon/Java style...

But to be clear, still leading braces and semicolons! The superior style!
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
How is Mac's multi-monitor handling so awful?

I have my windows in their spots, I put the mac to sleep, I wake it up later, and it just decides to move the windows to different desktops

Or sometimes it even decides to rearrange the desktops or "forget" some exist until I `$> killall Dock`

How
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Reposted by Dave
haskell is just so nice to write
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I get to creep out my friends with these tonight!

www.tiktok.com/@dneaves/vid...
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by Dave
Haskell is a pure functional language with lazy evaluation. It doesn’t compute anything unless absolutely necessary—just like you on a Monday.
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Only 10?? Well, 10 games to get to get to know me!
October 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Reposted by Dave
No kings.

Only frogs.
October 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
At this rate, I'm going to end up with a "Dave's TTPRG character story universe".

Which I'm pretty sure is just an OC fiction series. I think I just have OC's. Send help. Or TTRPG groups, lots of them.
October 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM