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Doodle

@doodleftw.bsky.social

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Migrating from an unhappy place. Trying to bring some smiles and calm to a frantic world.

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Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · Jul 31

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Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 14h

Bewaaaaare!!

HEY PARENTS! WATCH OUT FOR THESE THIS HALLOWEEN:
BY KRYSTAN SAINT CAT

THC-LACED GUMMIES

COCAINE FUN DIP

NERDS ROPE BUT THE NERDS ARE CRACK

SECRET MESSAGE M&MS

ALMOND JOY BUT
WITH BULLETS INSTEAD OF ALMONDS

CHOCOLATE-DIPPED RAZORS

A PAYDAY BAR WHERE THE PEANUTS HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH TYLENOL PM

CANDY CORN (GROSS)

Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 22h

Meet Tucker and Dale.

They are two Anole lizards that were hatched from eggs found in a bag of organic potting soil. I have a screened in patio, but other than a tiny opening for water to drain, there is no access to the outside world. They eat ants and gnats, and I give them water every day.

Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 1d

@randomhorror9.bsky.social - why I didn’t tag them to begin with is beyond me.

Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a podcast for this exact thing… audio from two of the Welcome to Night Vale people. One of them is a horror fan and is introducing scary films to his squeamish friend, one movie at a time. The movie they choose is random, based on dice rolls, and suggestions from listeners.

Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 1d

Time Vault seems like a good candidate, as easy as it is to untap things multiple times.

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thethinkingatheist.com @thethinkingatheist.com · 1d

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Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 1d

WEIRD SHIT HUMANS BUY: Kitchen sponges shaped like sashimi… brand name, Washabi.

Dang, now I’m hungry…

Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 2d

With a discerning eye, joy in our hearts, and a lot of patience… #mst3k

Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 2d

Text: horror fans watching objectively terrible b movies

Artsy Johnny depp with a cig

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Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 2d

Shout-out to all of the people who send emails, work-related or personal, and then immediately go their Sent folder to re-read what you emailed after the fact.

Usually more than once.

I see you… because it’s me. 📧 👀

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Ghoulish Books @ghoulish.bsky.social · 3d

The countdown begins. #silvershamrock

#ghoulish #ghoulishbooks #sanantonio #halloween

A chalkboard sign that says 10 more days til Halloween… Halloween… Halloween…

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Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 3d

The Cat Matrix

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
THE RED DOT IS CONTROLLED BY A HUMAN

Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 4d

From the Doodle during Covid archives:

Photo of my cat next to my laptop, licking her lips and then looking at the laptop like it’s in her way.

Text reads:
“I think the new girl might be hitting on me.
#Immarriedtho #workfromhomeproblems”

Doodle @doodleftw.bsky.social · 5d

Crazy breaking story. Jewel thieves break into the Louvre during business hours Sunday morning.

NPR @npr.org · 6d

France's Interior Minister, Laurent Nuñez, called the heist "a major, highly organized operation" that lasted just seven minutes. Authorities were still drawing up the value of the stolen items. n.pr/4o9JbkU