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Doodle
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Migrating from an unhappy place. Trying to bring some smiles and calm to a frantic world.
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Is it over? How did the war on Xmas go? Did we win? I wasn't keeping track.
December 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Happy Boxing Day to all my U.K., Canadian, and Australian friends, and everyone else who celebrates it... go get those deals, and don’t forget the less fortunate while you’re out there!
#boxingday
December 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Okay, I do love deep dish, but this is hilarious nonetheless.
Pizza is a good metaphor for religion. The kind you grew up with is the only real kind and the bastards who like it different from you are all going to hell.

But it's all the same ingredients*.

*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I am currently watching the Star Wars holiday special in full for the first time and all I can think is that the cocaine in the 70’s was amazing.
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“Bitcoin From Heaven” doesn’t really have the same ring to it.

#pennies
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Waiting for this day to end…
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Walking Snow

credit to @offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I appreciate the offer, but I’m married…
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
On this day in 2012, TGI Friday’s ran a special menu to poke fun of the Mayan Doomsday Calendar.

The world was supposed to end that night, according to misinterpretations of ancient stone carvings.

“Go Out With a Full Stomach” is a great slogan.

🍽️💥
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.

PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yes, those are Dr. Pepper flavored Peeps. Yes, I’m curious. No, I did not buy them.
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
“You think YOU got it rough?”
😳
December 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I was lucky enough to score a lunch reservation at the Sci-Fi Dine-In Restaurant at Hollywood Studios recently. I can confirm that they are still showing the same 47 minute loop of B-movie trailers, Vintage snack bar ads, Spacey cartoons and old Newsreels touting products of “the future”.
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Black Christmas (1974) 🎬🎄🖤

Directed by Bob Clark
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Cats and their owners are like...
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I don't want to let it snow, I don't like the ☃️ and that's that! 😂

~ Snowbelle ❄️🥀🐰

#bunny #rabbit
December 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Need to stay at a hotel soon… I’m down to my last tiny bar of soap.
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Both the Bucs and the Falcons are wearing throwback uniforms tonight. Playing on a slick, muddy middle of the field. Both teams showing signs of brilliance along with tons of mistakes.

It’s like 1982 all over again.
#NFL
#TNF
#GenX
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If you aren’t willing to raise your Bat-eared Frog Puppy properly, you don’t deserve to adopt him.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
From my own Twitter archives… lol.
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Just lazy, if you ask me… 🎅
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oooh, tacos! 🌮 🏅
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM