creeeeeyussss ✅
@doritosfont.bsky.social
He/him, 45, neurosomething, polyam crazy man, dad, First Class Florida Trash™. FL Panthers super fan 🏆🏆 Shitty poster
DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.
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Welcome to my bird/nature posting account!
Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
Follow my bird account
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
The birder in me hopes they subpoenaed someone's Merlin app
Move over lawyer dog, it's duck lawyers' time to shine
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The birder in me hopes they subpoenaed someone's Merlin app
Just discovered I got a week of vacation time to burn and ive already taken the last two weeks of the year off.
I ain't doin shit til 2026
I ain't doin shit til 2026
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just discovered I got a week of vacation time to burn and ive already taken the last two weeks of the year off.
I ain't doin shit til 2026
I ain't doin shit til 2026
I have a date for Saturday night, prayers up for me plz 🤞🙏
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I have a date for Saturday night, prayers up for me plz 🤞🙏
The new Stargate series better have what we crave (the furlings)
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The new Stargate series better have what we crave (the furlings)
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check out talking to one of you fucked the hot pocket, jack
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
check out talking to one of you fucked the hot pocket, jack
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also I'm gonna need to read "suckin on chili dog outside tastee freeze" is probably due to that extra payroll to overpay for a middle-class christian white man a coffee shop
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
also I'm gonna need to read "suckin on chili dog outside tastee freeze" is probably due to that extra payroll to overpay for a middle-class christian white man a coffee shop
Yukon Cornelius beats the SHIT out of his dogs
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yukon Cornelius beats the SHIT out of his dogs
The college football playoffs when they snub Miami
Noem: You made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You even kept the hurricanes away
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The college football playoffs when they snub Miami
You were shitposting with your friends the other daaaaaay...
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You were shitposting with your friends the other daaaaaay...
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you can’t advertise THE BEST OF TSO and have it be about the goddamn trans-siberian orchestra and not the best chicken when hungover.
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
you can’t advertise THE BEST OF TSO and have it be about the goddamn trans-siberian orchestra and not the best chicken when hungover.
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Vote Assbott/Assbutt 2016
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Vote Assbott/Assbutt 2016
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Libra: Libra is on a holiday break, so please enjoy this Classic Sorrowscope from 1637: The Widow Jeffords is a witch! Take heed!!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Libra: Libra is on a holiday break, so please enjoy this Classic Sorrowscope from 1637: The Widow Jeffords is a witch! Take heed!!!
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the five types of shitposters
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the five types of shitposters
My car's old enough that it still has a CD player and lol at giving spotify a dime, fuck them ICE advertising clowns
Major record labels are reportedly pressuring Spotify, Apple Music, and other streaming services to raise subscription prices, saying current rates haven’t kept up with inflation, according to Financial Times.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My car's old enough that it still has a CD player and lol at giving spotify a dime, fuck them ICE advertising clowns
The pervasiveness of penguins appearing along side Santa in decorations really takes away from the authenticity of the season
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The pervasiveness of penguins appearing along side Santa in decorations really takes away from the authenticity of the season
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Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
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protect him with baby dick
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
protect him with baby dick
In case anyone needs some argument ammo for later
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In case anyone needs some argument ammo for later
I'm having a later Thanksgiving dinner and tbh I already wish I had the Itis
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm having a later Thanksgiving dinner and tbh I already wish I had the Itis
*to the tune of Neck*
🎵Save the neck for me CLARK🎵
🎵Save the neck for me CLARK🎵
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*to the tune of Neck*
🎵Save the neck for me CLARK🎵
🎵Save the neck for me CLARK🎵