The Last Brian on Earth
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The secret ingredient was lion's neck.
The secret ingredient was lion's neck.
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JUST IN: Matthew Stafford has been named the 2025 NFL MVP in the closest race since 2003.
Stafford finished with 366 points to Drake Maye's 361.
Stafford finished with 366 points to Drake Maye's 361.
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
JUST IN: Matthew Stafford has been named the 2025 NFL MVP in the closest race since 2003.
Stafford finished with 366 points to Drake Maye's 361.
Stafford finished with 366 points to Drake Maye's 361.
Damn Woj leaving really let Shams become the ultimate player agent mouthpiece. Yuck.
For the Cavaliers, acquiring one of the NBA's greatest 75 players has ability to elevate the team ceiling as they continue to contend for a title out of the Eastern Conference. It aligns two high-powered, multi-faceted engines in Harden and Donovan Mitchell.
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Damn Woj leaving really let Shams become the ultimate player agent mouthpiece. Yuck.
Remember when everyone would get the f out of the way when bron did his pregame?
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Remember when everyone would get the f out of the way when bron did his pregame?
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My kid finding out that Nickelodeon named Mitch Trubisky NVP in week 18
January 28, 2026 at 4:51 PM
My kid finding out that Nickelodeon named Mitch Trubisky NVP in week 18
A little birdie in #Cleveland may have informed me that Jim Schwartz to the LA #Chargers is all but a done deal after the Monken hiring. Reports about Jim being unhappy are trickling out now but the writing has been on the wall for days after the #Browns not pulling the trigger post interview.
January 28, 2026 at 5:15 PM
A little birdie in #Cleveland may have informed me that Jim Schwartz to the LA #Chargers is all but a done deal after the Monken hiring. Reports about Jim being unhappy are trickling out now but the writing has been on the wall for days after the #Browns not pulling the trigger post interview.
I hate the Patriots. I hate Bill B. There's no world in which he isn't selected to the #NFL HOF on his 1st ballot and this selection committee gets to keep their respect or integrity. My bet is they thought he shouldnt have been unanimous and too many wanted to be the self absorbed naysayer. Absurd.
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I hate the Patriots. I hate Bill B. There's no world in which he isn't selected to the #NFL HOF on his 1st ballot and this selection committee gets to keep their respect or integrity. My bet is they thought he shouldnt have been unanimous and too many wanted to be the self absorbed naysayer. Absurd.
#gunsnroses wouldnt have a chance either. And I say this with prejudice. 70s 80s and 90s bands would get trashed in pokemon go with me.
January 1, 2026 at 11:24 AM
#gunsnroses wouldnt have a chance either. And I say this with prejudice. 70s 80s and 90s bands would get trashed in pokemon go with me.
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If I was in a Pluribus scenario I’d definitely try to save humanity but first I’d make the hive simulate an entire season where Justin Herbert gets competent offensive line play
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If I was in a Pluribus scenario I’d definitely try to save humanity but first I’d make the hive simulate an entire season where Justin Herbert gets competent offensive line play
I didnt wash my hands at the pub because what a fool believes was playing and I couldn't hear it in the bathroom. I will not apologize.
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I didnt wash my hands at the pub because what a fool believes was playing and I couldn't hear it in the bathroom. I will not apologize.
Yes, the Dodgers are the evil empire. They deserve all of the hate that those 90s Yankees teams got from the rest of the league. And yes they will 3 pest. #Worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yes, the Dodgers are the evil empire. They deserve all of the hate that those 90s Yankees teams got from the rest of the league. And yes they will 3 pest. #Worldseries
Im the dude at the horror movie yelling to turn around. RUN. DONT PITCH TO THIS MAN IN THE 17TH INNING. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Im the dude at the horror movie yelling to turn around. RUN. DONT PITCH TO THIS MAN IN THE 17TH INNING. #WorldSeries
Kind of disappointed we didnt get a 15 minute break for a Big Time Rush live show in between the 12th and 13th innings #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Kind of disappointed we didnt get a 15 minute break for a Big Time Rush live show in between the 12th and 13th innings #WorldSeries
If you're the #BlueJays you REALLY hate ending that inning at home with Vlad Jr coming up and having runners on 2md and 3rd. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you're the #BlueJays you REALLY hate ending that inning at home with Vlad Jr coming up and having runners on 2md and 3rd. #WorldSeries
Im no lip reader but I'm confident Shohei let out a BOMBOCLAT rounding second base there
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Im no lip reader but I'm confident Shohei let out a BOMBOCLAT rounding second base there
So we're stopping in the 5th inning for a fckin concert now? #worldseries
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So we're stopping in the 5th inning for a fckin concert now? #worldseries
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I would just like everyone to know that it's possible for North Carolina, Florida State, and Boston College to ALL go 0-9 in the ACC. None of them play either of the others.
October 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I would just like everyone to know that it's possible for North Carolina, Florida State, and Boston College to ALL go 0-9 in the ACC. None of them play either of the others.
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The end of this FSU/Stanford game is some haunted tragicomedy
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The end of this FSU/Stanford game is some haunted tragicomedy
At #FSU 9 #ACC losses in a row should lose you your job. After 2024, beating Bama week 1 shouldn't buy you anything extra after this loss. #ACCafterdark delivers at 215am EST though, what an ending. #FireNorvell
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
At #FSU 9 #ACC losses in a row should lose you your job. After 2024, beating Bama week 1 shouldn't buy you anything extra after this loss. #ACCafterdark delivers at 215am EST though, what an ending. #FireNorvell
Nerds rope and the nerds clusters are extremely slept on. Im not a big candy guy but 711 had the rope and jumbo Tabasco slim jims for a buck a piece and ill be damned if someone will tell me how many I can eat.
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Nerds rope and the nerds clusters are extremely slept on. Im not a big candy guy but 711 had the rope and jumbo Tabasco slim jims for a buck a piece and ill be damned if someone will tell me how many I can eat.
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM