The Last Brian on Earth
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The secret ingredient was lion's neck.
The secret ingredient was lion's neck.
#gunsnroses wouldnt have a chance either. And I say this with prejudice. 70s 80s and 90s bands would get trashed in pokemon go with me.
January 1, 2026 at 11:24 AM
#gunsnroses wouldnt have a chance either. And I say this with prejudice. 70s 80s and 90s bands would get trashed in pokemon go with me.
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Jesus man, why do people keep hiring Bert Kreischer? Hes probably a decent guy but god damn
January 1, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Jesus man, why do people keep hiring Bert Kreischer? Hes probably a decent guy but god damn
Jesus man, why do people keep hiring Bert Kreischer? Hes probably a decent guy but god damn
January 1, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Jesus man, why do people keep hiring Bert Kreischer? Hes probably a decent guy but god damn
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If I was in a Pluribus scenario I’d definitely try to save humanity but first I’d make the hive simulate an entire season where Justin Herbert gets competent offensive line play
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If I was in a Pluribus scenario I’d definitely try to save humanity but first I’d make the hive simulate an entire season where Justin Herbert gets competent offensive line play
I didnt wash my hands at the pub because what a fool believes was playing and I couldn't hear it in the bathroom. I will not apologize.
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I didnt wash my hands at the pub because what a fool believes was playing and I couldn't hear it in the bathroom. I will not apologize.
Yes, the Dodgers are the evil empire. They deserve all of the hate that those 90s Yankees teams got from the rest of the league. And yes they will 3 pest. #Worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yes, the Dodgers are the evil empire. They deserve all of the hate that those 90s Yankees teams got from the rest of the league. And yes they will 3 pest. #Worldseries
Im the dude at the horror movie yelling to turn around. RUN. DONT PITCH TO THIS MAN IN THE 17TH INNING. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Im the dude at the horror movie yelling to turn around. RUN. DONT PITCH TO THIS MAN IN THE 17TH INNING. #WorldSeries
Kind of disappointed we didnt get a 15 minute break for a Big Time Rush live show in between the 12th and 13th innings #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Kind of disappointed we didnt get a 15 minute break for a Big Time Rush live show in between the 12th and 13th innings #WorldSeries
If you're the #BlueJays you REALLY hate ending that inning at home with Vlad Jr coming up and having runners on 2md and 3rd. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you're the #BlueJays you REALLY hate ending that inning at home with Vlad Jr coming up and having runners on 2md and 3rd. #WorldSeries
Im no lip reader but I'm confident Shohei let out a BOMBOCLAT rounding second base there
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Im no lip reader but I'm confident Shohei let out a BOMBOCLAT rounding second base there
So we're stopping in the 5th inning for a fckin concert now? #worldseries
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So we're stopping in the 5th inning for a fckin concert now? #worldseries
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I would just like everyone to know that it's possible for North Carolina, Florida State, and Boston College to ALL go 0-9 in the ACC. None of them play either of the others.
October 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I would just like everyone to know that it's possible for North Carolina, Florida State, and Boston College to ALL go 0-9 in the ACC. None of them play either of the others.
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The end of this FSU/Stanford game is some haunted tragicomedy
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The end of this FSU/Stanford game is some haunted tragicomedy
At #FSU 9 #ACC losses in a row should lose you your job. After 2024, beating Bama week 1 shouldn't buy you anything extra after this loss. #ACCafterdark delivers at 215am EST though, what an ending. #FireNorvell
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
At #FSU 9 #ACC losses in a row should lose you your job. After 2024, beating Bama week 1 shouldn't buy you anything extra after this loss. #ACCafterdark delivers at 215am EST though, what an ending. #FireNorvell
Nerds rope and the nerds clusters are extremely slept on. Im not a big candy guy but 711 had the rope and jumbo Tabasco slim jims for a buck a piece and ill be damned if someone will tell me how many I can eat.
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Nerds rope and the nerds clusters are extremely slept on. Im not a big candy guy but 711 had the rope and jumbo Tabasco slim jims for a buck a piece and ill be damned if someone will tell me how many I can eat.
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Chasing an immodium with a la colombe triple draft latte
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Chasing an immodium with a la colombe triple draft latte
I already watch the game, I dont need my socials showing me videos of of some bozo reacting and watching the game. Gotta be the biggest grift in content creation.
October 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I already watch the game, I dont need my socials showing me videos of of some bozo reacting and watching the game. Gotta be the biggest grift in content creation.
@sleepernfl.bsky.social we would like to know who did this? Everyone else has a normal headshot lmao #nfl #fantasyfootball #fantasy #giants
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
@sleepernfl.bsky.social we would like to know who did this? Everyone else has a normal headshot lmao #nfl #fantasyfootball #fantasy #giants
Horrible management for a team thats supposed to be based in defense for pitching 2 days in a row by Vogt. #Guardians in trouble in the top of the 1st
October 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Horrible management for a team thats supposed to be based in defense for pitching 2 days in a row by Vogt. #Guardians in trouble in the top of the 1st
#Guardians are going to need a miracle to hit Skubal in 8th or 9th today.
September 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#Guardians are going to need a miracle to hit Skubal in 8th or 9th today.
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Tarik Skubal broke a camera (well, the foul tip did). Oops.
September 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Tarik Skubal broke a camera (well, the foul tip did). Oops.