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dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 22h

Wow. Project much, Miller?
Funny thing - with a few adjustments, this is just a future retrospective of the remainder of Miller’s life. Just swap the names and replace “watching” and “film” with “attention” and “atrocity”. He did all the work for a pundit in the future.

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dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 22h

If you’re disappointed about the East Wing, wait until you get a whiff of the stank in the West Wing. We should probably go ahead and remove those walls too.

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 1d

No! No!! NOOOO!!!
Not my drugs by the sea!
The savory, salt-kissed sensations of drugs by the sea are what addict me!!
How will I addict now??
Oh well. Maybe after all the withdrawals from lack of fish and narcotics will bring us enough peace that this deflating balloon might at last get a Nobel.

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 2d

Ah good. So multiple reasons to not eat beef. Thank you, President Fucking Idiot.

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 2d

So… Platner is a MAGA plant?

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dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 2d

Well, people didn’t stop calling their political opponents Nazis so it didn’t come tr-…
Wait…

Total Lowlife Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 2d

Me 10 years ago: You know people are always calling political opponents Nazis even if they aren’t anything like Nazis, I wish that would stop

Monkey‘s paw:

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 2d

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dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 2d

This $114 million came from rich donors? Should be easy to track.
Or are they suggesting that the protesters funded themselves by donating $200 to No Kings so they could get paid back after… spending more money on signs, costumes, and parking?
So fucking idiotic. Make them make sense to themselves.

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dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 2d

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dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 2d

It’s like the president doesn’t care about morality and consequences or - this might be a stretch - it’s like he is a total fucking idiot.

Pardoned Capitol rioter charged with threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries at NYC event this week

A pardoned Capitol rioter was arrested last weekend for allegedly threatening to kill the top House Democrat.

www.cbsnews.com

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dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 3d

Mike Johnson working that news spin.

a cartoon character is standing in front of a sign that says how it works on it

Alt: Speaker Mike Johnson attempting to spin the news that the president posted a video of himself shitting on the nation.

media.tenor.com

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 4d

Literally showing how unfit he is for any office. And he’s constant with the Freudian slips. But we are getting to him!

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 4d

Truth is making a strong comeback!

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you all for sharing for the record!

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dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 4d

It’s almost as if- and this idea may be kind of out there for some but hear me out…
It’s ALMOST as if he fucking sucks at literally everything.

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dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 4d

a cartoon of a woman with glasses and tears on her face

Alt: Mike Johnson asserts that he has turned the tables on Democratic talking points.

media.tenor.com

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 5d

She rocks!

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 5d

Yes!

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 5d

Awesome! Y’all rock!

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dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 5d

Hell yes! Also I want some of your cold weather, please.

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 5d

He even sucks so much that he has to convince himself that other billionaires hate him to such a degree that they’re willing to shell out millions of dollars for other people to hatefully protest him… and they hate him just enough to go along with it!

That thought actually makes him feel better!

Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 5d

When you suck so bad that people are protesting you internationally

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah! Who’d have thought that he “did Middle East” so quickly? Good luck, Ukraine!

It just leaves me out of breath how everyone across the world KNOWS what a joke this trash president is and yet they keep pretending their eyes and ears deceive them and continue lending him credibility.

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 6d

a cartoon character with glasses and a backpack is walking in a classroom

Alt: Mike Johnson (R, Speaker of the House) does what he considers an effective, performative wagging of the dog as if his mom or Lisa are watching (they are and they’re embarrassed).

media.tenor.com

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 8d

👴🏻🤚🏻💵💵🚽

dougeyd.bsky.social @dougeyd.bsky.social · 8d

Fuck Facebook forever.