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*Oscar settles down in a cozy blanket of assumed relevance *
The Oscars have aired on longtime partner ABC for five straight decades.
Oscars Moving To YouTube In 2029—Ending 50-Year Run On ABC
The Oscars have aired on longtime partner ABC for five straight decades.
www.forbes.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
*Oscar settles down in a cozy blanket of assumed relevance *
How do you say “DESPERATE” but way, way louder?
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
How do you say “DESPERATE” but way, way louder?
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dɯnɹʇ's an Epic, (twice in our country's history-level,) Fückup.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
dɯnɹʇ's an Epic, (twice in our country's history-level,) Fückup.
Going somewhere? I just wanted to remind you to back on Sunday.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Going somewhere? I just wanted to remind you to back on Sunday.
I haven’t thought up a good caption yet but I’m too afraid of late-posting my take on this meme.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I haven’t thought up a good caption yet but I’m too afraid of late-posting my take on this meme.
What about an online multiplayer game that takes place in fully automated metropolises (choose NYC, Tokyo, London, etc.) and the players are just squads of rats? And maybe a limited number of players can choose to be cats, à la Dead By Daylight.
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What about an online multiplayer game that takes place in fully automated metropolises (choose NYC, Tokyo, London, etc.) and the players are just squads of rats? And maybe a limited number of players can choose to be cats, à la Dead By Daylight.
If you’re disappointed about the East Wing, wait until you get a whiff of the stank in the West Wing. We should probably go ahead and remove those walls too.
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If you’re disappointed about the East Wing, wait until you get a whiff of the stank in the West Wing. We should probably go ahead and remove those walls too.
Well, people didn’t stop calling their political opponents Nazis so it didn’t come tr-…
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Me 10 years ago: You know people are always calling political opponents Nazis even if they aren’t anything like Nazis, I wish that would stop
Monkey‘s paw:
Monkey‘s paw:
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Well, people didn’t stop calling their political opponents Nazis so it didn’t come tr-…
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It’s like the president doesn’t care about morality and consequences or - this might be a stretch - it’s like he is a total fucking idiot.
Pardoned Capitol rioter charged with threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries at NYC event this week
A pardoned Capitol rioter was arrested last weekend for allegedly threatening to kill the top House Democrat.
www.cbsnews.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It’s like the president doesn’t care about morality and consequences or - this might be a stretch - it’s like he is a total fucking idiot.
He even sucks so much that he has to convince himself that other billionaires hate him to such a degree that they’re willing to shell out millions of dollars for other people to hatefully protest him… and they hate him just enough to go along with it!
That thought actually makes him feel better!
That thought actually makes him feel better!
When you suck so bad that people are protesting you internationally
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
He even sucks so much that he has to convince himself that other billionaires hate him to such a degree that they’re willing to shell out millions of dollars for other people to hatefully protest him… and they hate him just enough to go along with it!
That thought actually makes him feel better!
That thought actually makes him feel better!
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Strange we seen this pattern too many times, but the media seem to always go along and blame the left.
September 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Strange we seen this pattern too many times, but the media seem to always go along and blame the left.
Prizes for kicking a daggum sycophant to a daggum pedophile.
July 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Prizes for kicking a daggum sycophant to a daggum pedophile.
I would much prefer this fate over living under the current government.
July 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I would much prefer this fate over living under the current government.
I cannot stop thinking about the implication that turtles know they’re slow and any turtle that is caught by a predator is thinking about how unfair life is.
A tortoise shows it can go way faster with a ride and it even learns how to turn like a pro. 😅
July 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I cannot stop thinking about the implication that turtles know they’re slow and any turtle that is caught by a predator is thinking about how unfair life is.
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"Sadness is like a little bit of an emotional death but not a defeat if you can find a way to laugh about it. Because that laughter keeps you from having fear of it, and fear is the thing that keeps you turning to evil devices to save you from the sadness."
-- Stephen Colbert
-- Stephen Colbert
July 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Look - it’s normal, non-hateful people and anything on Earth we appreciate.
July 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Look - it’s normal, non-hateful people and anything on Earth we appreciate.
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What would this country look like without white supremacists?
You would be able to see a doctor in the ER right away, no wait time, no problem. You kids would go to a public school that had more money than they know what to do with. Classrooms would be half the size.
You would be able to see a doctor in the ER right away, no wait time, no problem. You kids would go to a public school that had more money than they know what to do with. Classrooms would be half the size.
July 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What would this country look like without white supremacists?
You would be able to see a doctor in the ER right away, no wait time, no problem. You kids would go to a public school that had more money than they know what to do with. Classrooms would be half the size.
You would be able to see a doctor in the ER right away, no wait time, no problem. You kids would go to a public school that had more money than they know what to do with. Classrooms would be half the size.
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Happy Obama Appreciation Day!
June 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Happy Obama Appreciation Day!
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Especially if you're on the fence about it, protest today. Fascism is isolating and lonely. Its very goal is to make you feel like you're the only person unwilling to accept a cult of personality. On days like today you fully realize there are more of us than there are them. You will feel better.
June 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Especially if you're on the fence about it, protest today. Fascism is isolating and lonely. Its very goal is to make you feel like you're the only person unwilling to accept a cult of personality. On days like today you fully realize there are more of us than there are them. You will feel better.
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Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
Man, I hate those gotcha questions that don’t force you to tangentially reveal you have no idea what the f*** you’re talking about.
Reporter: The president fired the Librarian of Congress. Why?
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
May 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Man, I hate those gotcha questions that don’t force you to tangentially reveal you have no idea what the f*** you’re talking about.
I don’t even care to see how the sycophants try to spin this. This is just the dumbest thing.
JUST IN: President Trump says the US should lower its 145% tariff on most Chinese goods to 80% ahead of trade talks between the two countries this weekend. cnn.it/3EVJlLC
Trump, in a major concession, says the tariff on China should be 80% — but will leave it up to Bessent | CNN Business
President Donald Trump on Friday set negotiating terms for his administration’s first discussions with China, which are set to take place in Geneva this weekend.
cnn.it
May 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I don’t even care to see how the sycophants try to spin this. This is just the dumbest thing.
All Rowling has to do is walk it back and apologize. Or all you have to do is not participate and spend hours doing something else more productive than watch something you have already read and seen before.
I'm not sure what's the most graceful way to say this, so bear with me.
Some of you have reached out for my thoughts about the planned "Harry Potter" television series set to debut on HBO next year.
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Some of you have reached out for my thoughts about the planned "Harry Potter" television series set to debut on HBO next year.
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May 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
All Rowling has to do is walk it back and apologize. Or all you have to do is not participate and spend hours doing something else more productive than watch something you have already read and seen before.