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dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · 15d

I don't get it, but I approve the message anyway.

*Grumbles about young whippersnappers and their fancy lingo*

dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · 15d

Last night was a bad night. Everything hurt. Woke up late this morning still tired.
Tonight though? It's a good night. Got a lot accomplished from my to-do list. 😁

dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · 19d

What's it like walking around in jeans/pants wearing that?

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dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · 19d

I really think it's insane that my doctor can order 3 MRIs (whole spine) and I'll schedule them a month out, AND A DAY BEFORE I'm scheduled to get them, insurance is like "Yeah... No. Denied" like I gave y'all a month?! And you tell me now?
#InsuranceSucks #USAHealthcareSucks

dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · 20d

And oh boy do I want it 🙏

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dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · 20d

Cage check!
Wish I had shaved before I locked up, but oh well.

#locktober #chastity #gay

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dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · 23d

Cage check
#locktober #chastity

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dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · 27d

Well now I'm curious

dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · 29d

Dare I ask what a mass gainer shake is?

dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · 29d

I can fix that

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Wynward H. Oliver🏳️‍🌈Homo-Work @wynwardoliver.bsky.social · Sep 29

All the way down.
#TheGoonersHandbook

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · Sep 25

NEW: Hawaii's Supreme Court keeps releasing opinions that denounce the U.S. Supreme Court.

The latest? A new ruling that requires the police to record all interrogations from now on.

The author took it as an opportunity to say Hawaii's court will protect due process—while SCOTUS isn't:

Hawaii Supreme Court Expands Rights of Defendants, and Once Again Rebukes SCOTUS - Bolts

Hawaii justices ruled that their state constitution requires police to record interrogations. And they vowed to protect due process for Hawaiians—unlike, they said, the Roberts Court.

boltsmag.org

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dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · Sep 26

Sign me up

dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · Sep 26

I'd love to sign up, but I'm too far away 😭

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GeekGooner @geekgooner.bsky.social · May 21

true gooner experience. locked up fucked and milked🤤🥴 #gay #gayporn #gaysex #porn #sex #gaygooner #gooner #gayfetish #fetish #gaykink #kink #gaybondage #bondage #gaybdsm

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Anthony Citrano @acitrano.bsky.social · Sep 23

They don't think and they don't reason (yet). They almost never say "I don't know". But what they do say is delivered with a tone of such confidence and certainty that people don't always apply the critical thinking that they should. Use ya’ head, kids!!

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Margaret A-Spelle 🎃 @margaretadelle.bsky.social · Sep 24

Reasons the book version of Wizard of Oz is better:

- Tin Woodsman and Lion killing several creepy motherfuckers

- the flying monkeys being a sentient, but cursed race

- FOUR witches

- Dorothy speed walking across a desert to get home

- Queen of the Field Mice

#booksky

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Stingy Jack @stingyjack.bsky.social · Sep 24

Moving almost makes me wish I didnt exclusively read physical books and then horde them like trophies.... almost.
#booksky #neverenoughbooks #heavyaftho

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Hugyerbuds @hugyerbuds.bsky.social · Nov 20

Your dad might be gay if...

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dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · Sep 24

I am a Millennial. Literally everything I've ever hoped for has been ripped away from me.

dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · Sep 22

Awesome cock bro 🥵

dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · Sep 22

Bad hold-music/message combinations are a form of #psychological #torture.

I stand by what I said.

dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · Sep 18

#JimmyKimmel

a group of people standing in a field with a flag flying in the background

ALT: a group of people standing in a field with a flag flying in the background

media.tenor.com

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dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · Aug 29

Commenting solely to be a little evil. 😈

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dowvunqyir.bsky.social @dowvunqyir.bsky.social · Aug 28

Just maced myself, zero stars: do not recommend.

Life pro tip: do not toss out the remnants of spicy hot bird food into the yard while standing downwind. I managed to have a whole seed get blown into and get lodged in my eye

Surprisingly that's not the first time I've had to give myself an eyewash

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