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BB Chicken
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Midwesterner by osmosis
It's the best book I've ever read about psychopaths.
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
My first word (after "mama" and "dada") was "Cookie" and referred to anything fuzzy or furry like Cookie Monster.
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Let's learn about the coquí frog 🐸 (Eleutherodactylus coqui), native to Puerto Rico where it is a beloved national symbol.

I want to focus on their call: two tones described as co- and -quí.

(SOUND ON) Take a listen 👂 & see if you spot the pattern.

Then I'll tell you something amazing about it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The Super Bowl is my annual excuse to eat three different dips for dinner.
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I'm currently reading The Count of Monte Cristo (Penguin edition).
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I hope that's a bot.
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Violence by the state against its own citizens is worse than violence between private entities/individuals.
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 PM
She literally made a commercial about DHS that runs daily!
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
American Stasi
January 29, 2026 at 8:24 PM
You can't stray far from the toilet, it's true. But I thought I'd be hangry and that the prep drink would taste terrible, and neither of things were my experience.
January 28, 2026 at 2:24 PM
And get that colonoscopy! I promise, hand on my heart, that it's not a bad experience.
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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my emerging theory is that the political press literally does not believe in objective reality in any meaningful sense. there is only what A says and what B says and how that affects the horse race
January 26, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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People responding "but they don't need to do much because they'll make people afraid to vote" have literally not paid attention to what's happening in Minneapolis. The response of people is not to run and hide, it's "If you're going to kill me, I'm going to die standing up."
January 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM
My downstairs neighbors are cooking bacon, and now I understand how my cat feels when I open a can of tuna.
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 PM
It's a Bach kind of morning.
January 23, 2026 at 1:09 PM
At the next press conference someone should ask him to lead everyone in prayer.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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going to use "at my most enigmatic and expansive" to describe the next time I have a few too many wines
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Kavanaugh stops
Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Forgive me if this is a dumb question, but do they have pilots in only one of the cockpits?
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Delays are mounting at Chicago-O’Hare this morning after a pipe burst in the main air traffic control tower. ATC are working from other towers on the airfield for the time being. www.flightradar24.com/airport/ord
January 20, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Do we think that Miller picked Minneapolis/St. Paul because he thought it would have a sympathetic white population or as punishment for being ground zero for the George Floyd protests? MAGA is heavily into the concept of retribution.
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Tracking Bsky user activity during Bears-Rams: you can really see the exact moment that Caleb made the throw to take it to OT, and then there's another peak but idk what that is let's ignore that one
January 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM