Dr. Chooch MD PhD DDS
@drchoochmd.bsky.social
Not a real doctor
IT Professional, Aging Punk, Mustache Haver
33, he/him
IT Professional, Aging Punk, Mustache Haver
33, he/him
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It's that time again. Thought it may be worthwhile reposting this, so here goes nothing:
33 he/him
Tattoos
Snapbacks
PC Gaming
Camping
Graphic Novels
Fantasy/SciFi
Piercings
Standup
Original Star Wars
Coffee
Punk Rock
Battle Vests
Philly Eagles
Movies
Vinyl
Mustache Wax
Hair Products
#Promosky
33 he/him
Tattoos
Snapbacks
PC Gaming
Camping
Graphic Novels
Fantasy/SciFi
Piercings
Standup
Original Star Wars
Coffee
Punk Rock
Battle Vests
Philly Eagles
Movies
Vinyl
Mustache Wax
Hair Products
#Promosky
Genuine question: Do normies get nervous walking into courthouses for bureaucratic tasks, or is that just people who've been to court for less than chill stuff?
January 21, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Genuine question: Do normies get nervous walking into courthouses for bureaucratic tasks, or is that just people who've been to court for less than chill stuff?
But Mom! Who's bringing orange slices to my hunger strike?!
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
But Mom! Who's bringing orange slices to my hunger strike?!
No one expects their son to grow up to look like a big, fat, tattooed baby with a mustache. Except for my parents. They prepared
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
No one expects their son to grow up to look like a big, fat, tattooed baby with a mustache. Except for my parents. They prepared
Reposted by Dr. Chooch MD PhD DDS
Sorry, can’t. I’ve been summoned to the yard by someone’s milkshake.
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sorry, can’t. I’ve been summoned to the yard by someone’s milkshake.
Heating food up in a workplace microwave should be treated just like a war crime.
October 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Heating food up in a workplace microwave should be treated just like a war crime.
The real heroes are the people in the video comments naming the show or movie a clip was from
September 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The real heroes are the people in the video comments naming the show or movie a clip was from
Want kids to go outside and get off of phones? Bring back payphones. It's the only way
September 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Want kids to go outside and get off of phones? Bring back payphones. It's the only way
I'm getting so many spam calls lately I'm starting to think someone wrote my number in a bathroom stall in Calcutta
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm getting so many spam calls lately I'm starting to think someone wrote my number in a bathroom stall in Calcutta
I hope Ken Bone is a normal, well adjusted person in 2025 and I will not be looking to see what he is up to
September 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I hope Ken Bone is a normal, well adjusted person in 2025 and I will not be looking to see what he is up to
Reposted by Dr. Chooch MD PhD DDS
Remember when this goofy bastard founded DHS after 9/11?
a man in a striped shirt is holding a golf club in front of a sign that says " now watch this drop "
Alt: George W Bush telling you "now watch this drive" before hitting an mediocre drive at best
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Remember when this goofy bastard founded DHS after 9/11?
Just a shout-out to the @theonion.com for making what is still the absolute funniest 9/11 ad of all time. This is a deal I will never forget!
September 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Just a shout-out to the @theonion.com for making what is still the absolute funniest 9/11 ad of all time. This is a deal I will never forget!
Why was Peter Rabbit the only one with a normal name? Flopsy, Mopsy, and Peter? Come on, now
September 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Why was Peter Rabbit the only one with a normal name? Flopsy, Mopsy, and Peter? Come on, now
If you watch Jeopardy without playing out loud in your own home what the fuck are you even doing?
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If you watch Jeopardy without playing out loud in your own home what the fuck are you even doing?
My 30's really hitting me like a tonne of bricks this week
September 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My 30's really hitting me like a tonne of bricks this week
My whole personality is coming up with skeets I think are clever, realizing it's the middle of the night and I should post them tomorrow, then promptly forgetting them
September 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My whole personality is coming up with skeets I think are clever, realizing it's the middle of the night and I should post them tomorrow, then promptly forgetting them
The amount of people raw dogging life with their teams notifications reflecting "9+" is wild
September 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The amount of people raw dogging life with their teams notifications reflecting "9+" is wild
The fruits (technically gourds) of my chaos gardening in front of my apartment building!
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The fruits (technically gourds) of my chaos gardening in front of my apartment building!
Whoever botched the Myspace server migration in 2019 is simultaneously both an asshole for the loss of my data and a hero for saving me from my own teenage cringe
September 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Whoever botched the Myspace server migration in 2019 is simultaneously both an asshole for the loss of my data and a hero for saving me from my own teenage cringe
If I intend on staying this mediocre I had better get way better looking
September 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If I intend on staying this mediocre I had better get way better looking
Don't use the phrase "passed away" for shitty people that die. Those motherfuckers croaked, kicked the bucket, bit the bullet. They're taking a fucking dirt nap and are worm food.
August 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Don't use the phrase "passed away" for shitty people that die. Those motherfuckers croaked, kicked the bucket, bit the bullet. They're taking a fucking dirt nap and are worm food.
Going to rewatch all the 90's Paulie Shore movies. Need some Weasel in my life to counteract these awful times
two men with curly hair are standing next to each other and one of them is saying hey buuu-ddy
Alt: two men with curly hair are standing next to each other and one of them is saying hey buuu-ddy
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Going to rewatch all the 90's Paulie Shore movies. Need some Weasel in my life to counteract these awful times
Just a reminder that no one is out here saying "Fuck fire fighters"
August 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just a reminder that no one is out here saying "Fuck fire fighters"
Reasons to shampoo and condition your mustache:
A) you have a mustache
B) you eat like a muppet
C) you don't want people to think you're a gross pig
D) all of the above
A) you have a mustache
B) you eat like a muppet
C) you don't want people to think you're a gross pig
D) all of the above
August 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Reasons to shampoo and condition your mustache:
A) you have a mustache
B) you eat like a muppet
C) you don't want people to think you're a gross pig
D) all of the above
A) you have a mustache
B) you eat like a muppet
C) you don't want people to think you're a gross pig
D) all of the above
I enjoyed pre-soyface YouTube more than post soyface YouTube
August 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I enjoyed pre-soyface YouTube more than post soyface YouTube