Sadahire
drhinkey.bsky.social
Sadahire
@drhinkey.bsky.social
I paint on beer coasters
Two every day
I love art, and by art, I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature, all of this is art to me.
The numbers are in, and I have painted over 807 coasters in 2025. Thank you all for the support and remember art pretty much cures everything.
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
You're not imagining it
Everything is super weird
It is all weird out here
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
A man exploring the jungle stays with a tribe known their distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds. The first night, the man didn't sleep a wink due to the ongoing drumming so he spoke to the chief.
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Three aliens are flying near earth~ The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons." The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The third one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The president says 'we are going to run the country now' after removing Venezuela's president
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
How French people feel after inventing a word for slapping someone with a dick (bifler) but not having a word for boyfriend/girlfriend
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
In 100 years 8 billion people alive today will be dead
Your worst fears are insignificant
Go do your thing
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Apple game
Don’t look at this apple
You lose
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid...
in morse code.
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.
January 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Happy New Years!
Send in the CLOWNS
December 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happen once.
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon.
They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Heres the secret to being happy, just pretend to be happy, and eventually you'll forget youre pretending.
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I bet the guy who named the Sperm Whale wasn’t allowed to name things after that
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Commenting “AI slop’ on pictures of people’s cats
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This specific demonic entity is known as a Palis, a vampiric creature from Arabic and Persian folklore said to wander the desert in search of sleeping travelers. It feeds by licking the soles of its victims’ feet until their blood is completely drained.
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Male echidnas have a four-headed penis. During mating, the heads on one side "shut down" and do not grow in size; the other two are used to release semen into the female's two-branched reproductive tract. When not in use, the penis is retracted inside a preputial sac in the cloaca.
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There are an absurdly large number of people for whom the notion that they may be wrong about something, anything, is hateful and offensive.
December 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My wife just bought me a garden gnome. I want to name it Kristi Gnome because it’s hollow, artificial, and my dog’s terrified of it.
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Be careful because one day it's "bird watching will be a cute new hobby" and the next it's "abolish capitalism to protect bird populations"
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"Lanmaoa asiatica" the Lilliputian Mushroom is known for a distinctly unique psychological effect on those who consume it: a sea of tiny people interacting with the environment around them for nearly 24 hours. This may have been the inspiration for Johnathan Swift's "Gulliver's travels." Very cool!
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It was a tough year, but at least I didn't buy a labubu.
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What is the legal loop hole in breaking and entering laws?
The Santa Clause
December 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If I could remove one thing from the world and replace it with something else, I would erase politics and put art in its place. That way, art teachers would rule the world. And since art is the most supreme form of love, beautiful colors would weave bridges for peace wherever there are walls.
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM