Sadahire
@drhinkey.bsky.social
I paint on beer coasters
Two every day
Two every day
I am not a toy. I am not a pet.
I am not a Christmas present.
I am a 400-year commitment.
Did you know winged lions can weigh more than 500 lbs? They eat up to 88 pounds of food a day, and 95 percent of that is meat, so say goodbye to your neighborhood pets.
I am not a Christmas present.
I am a 400-year commitment.
Did you know winged lions can weigh more than 500 lbs? They eat up to 88 pounds of food a day, and 95 percent of that is meat, so say goodbye to your neighborhood pets.
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I am not a toy. I am not a pet.
I am not a Christmas present.
I am a 400-year commitment.
Did you know winged lions can weigh more than 500 lbs? They eat up to 88 pounds of food a day, and 95 percent of that is meat, so say goodbye to your neighborhood pets.
I am not a Christmas present.
I am a 400-year commitment.
Did you know winged lions can weigh more than 500 lbs? They eat up to 88 pounds of food a day, and 95 percent of that is meat, so say goodbye to your neighborhood pets.
Don't lick me, bro.
Sorry, I frogot...
Sorry, I frogot...
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Don't lick me, bro.
Sorry, I frogot...
Sorry, I frogot...
Calling in sick today because the weather is nice and I wanted to wander in the woods
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Calling in sick today because the weather is nice and I wanted to wander in the woods
We are not made for a noisy world, our bodies were shaped by birdsongs and crickets, by wind through the trees and by the sound of rivers.
December 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We are not made for a noisy world, our bodies were shaped by birdsongs and crickets, by wind through the trees and by the sound of rivers.
Every December 25th, a town in Peru celebrates Takanakuy, when locals settle grudges from the past year by calling each other out and having fist fights. Referees wielding whips ensure rules are followed, and every bout begins and ends with a handshake or hug to ensure formal reconciliation.
December 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Every December 25th, a town in Peru celebrates Takanakuy, when locals settle grudges from the past year by calling each other out and having fist fights. Referees wielding whips ensure rules are followed, and every bout begins and ends with a handshake or hug to ensure formal reconciliation.
You do things every day that make the world better. Most go unseen. I hope you know how valuable you are, to me, and everyone.
December 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You do things every day that make the world better. Most go unseen. I hope you know how valuable you are, to me, and everyone.
IDK about you guys, but I'm sick of being forced to eat microplastics. I'm ready to eat bigger pieces of plastic now. Macroplasticing 2026!
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
IDK about you guys, but I'm sick of being forced to eat microplastics. I'm ready to eat bigger pieces of plastic now. Macroplasticing 2026!
We may very well cause the end of Human civilization and the extinction of most life on Earth, but for a brief moment, shareholder value was really, really high. And that, I believe, makes it all worthwhile.
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
We may very well cause the end of Human civilization and the extinction of most life on Earth, but for a brief moment, shareholder value was really, really high. And that, I believe, makes it all worthwhile.
My interviewer asked me to describe myself in one word.
I replied “vague”
He asked, “can you elaborate?”
I said, “yes.”
I replied “vague”
He asked, “can you elaborate?”
I said, “yes.”
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My interviewer asked me to describe myself in one word.
I replied “vague”
He asked, “can you elaborate?”
I said, “yes.”
I replied “vague”
He asked, “can you elaborate?”
I said, “yes.”
No matter how tired you are, you will never be as tired as a cat who has done absolutely nothing all day.
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
No matter how tired you are, you will never be as tired as a cat who has done absolutely nothing all day.
It sucks that because of AI you can't even believe pet videos anymore. It used to mean something when a winged dalmatian with moral battles between “good” and “evil” exposed its organs as delicious cake for your birthday.
December 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It sucks that because of AI you can't even believe pet videos anymore. It used to mean something when a winged dalmatian with moral battles between “good” and “evil” exposed its organs as delicious cake for your birthday.
When a cat turns around and presents its rear end to you, it is generally understood as a sign of trust and a friendly gesture.
In cat social dynamics, this action is a normal, non-threatening way to allow a trusted companion to smell them and gather social information.
In cat social dynamics, this action is a normal, non-threatening way to allow a trusted companion to smell them and gather social information.
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
When a cat turns around and presents its rear end to you, it is generally understood as a sign of trust and a friendly gesture.
In cat social dynamics, this action is a normal, non-threatening way to allow a trusted companion to smell them and gather social information.
In cat social dynamics, this action is a normal, non-threatening way to allow a trusted companion to smell them and gather social information.
You cannot suffer the future or the past because they do not exist.
What you are suffering is in your memories and imagination.
What you are suffering is in your memories and imagination.
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You cannot suffer the future or the past because they do not exist.
What you are suffering is in your memories and imagination.
What you are suffering is in your memories and imagination.
If animals had a religion, humans would be the devil.
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If animals had a religion, humans would be the devil.
When both your light and dark energies are balanced, you experience a state of wholeness and emotional stability. This balance allows you to harness the strengths of both energies, promoting holistic growth and enhanced power.
December 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When both your light and dark energies are balanced, you experience a state of wholeness and emotional stability. This balance allows you to harness the strengths of both energies, promoting holistic growth and enhanced power.
What fascinates me is that hardly anyone is wondering what we are actually doing on this planet. Most accepted the work-eat-entertainment-sleep cycle as life and have no desire for a deeper understanding of our purpose in this universe.
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What fascinates me is that hardly anyone is wondering what we are actually doing on this planet. Most accepted the work-eat-entertainment-sleep cycle as life and have no desire for a deeper understanding of our purpose in this universe.
Imagine reading a book with no way to turn back the page.
How carefully would you read it?
That's life.
How carefully would you read it?
That's life.
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Imagine reading a book with no way to turn back the page.
How carefully would you read it?
That's life.
How carefully would you read it?
That's life.
When I was 5 years old, I got a lump of coal from Santa... The next year I decided to make him pay for it and poisoned his cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad.
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When I was 5 years old, I got a lump of coal from Santa... The next year I decided to make him pay for it and poisoned his cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad.
There's a death metal band called "Hatebeak" whose lead vocalist is a parrot named Waldo. The idea started as a joke,
but when they mixed Waldo’s growls, screeches, and squawks into heavy riffs it actually worked. Making a sound that’s equal parts brutal and hilarious, and somehow, it still slaps.
but when they mixed Waldo’s growls, screeches, and squawks into heavy riffs it actually worked. Making a sound that’s equal parts brutal and hilarious, and somehow, it still slaps.
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
There's a death metal band called "Hatebeak" whose lead vocalist is a parrot named Waldo. The idea started as a joke,
but when they mixed Waldo’s growls, screeches, and squawks into heavy riffs it actually worked. Making a sound that’s equal parts brutal and hilarious, and somehow, it still slaps.
but when they mixed Waldo’s growls, screeches, and squawks into heavy riffs it actually worked. Making a sound that’s equal parts brutal and hilarious, and somehow, it still slaps.
Officials reintroduced native wolves to key stretches of the Appalachian Trail this week. Citing “critical hiker overpopulation,” wildlife experts say the move aims to restore the natural balance, as “migratory thru-hiker herds” have exponentially increased since the extinction of natural predators.
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Officials reintroduced native wolves to key stretches of the Appalachian Trail this week. Citing “critical hiker overpopulation,” wildlife experts say the move aims to restore the natural balance, as “migratory thru-hiker herds” have exponentially increased since the extinction of natural predators.
A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people need to be supernaturally terrorized into sharing
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A Christmas Carol is the heartwarming tale of how rich people need to be supernaturally terrorized into sharing
Everybody says they want to keep Christmas traditional, but when I dress up like Krampus, put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I've gone too far.
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Everybody says they want to keep Christmas traditional, but when I dress up like Krampus, put their brats in a sack and beat them with reeds, suddenly I've gone too far.
Why is Santa always smiling?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why is Santa always smiling?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
Platypus: The origin.
Otter wife: thanks for doing the duck role play Babe, so kinky I loved it.
First ever platypus: omg Babe is this superglue?
(Next comes the top hat.)
Otter wife: thanks for doing the duck role play Babe, so kinky I loved it.
First ever platypus: omg Babe is this superglue?
(Next comes the top hat.)
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Platypus: The origin.
Otter wife: thanks for doing the duck role play Babe, so kinky I loved it.
First ever platypus: omg Babe is this superglue?
(Next comes the top hat.)
Otter wife: thanks for doing the duck role play Babe, so kinky I loved it.
First ever platypus: omg Babe is this superglue?
(Next comes the top hat.)
I entered my pet snail into a race and removed its shell thinking it would make it faster...
Unfortunately, it only made it more sluggish.
Unfortunately, it only made it more sluggish.
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I entered my pet snail into a race and removed its shell thinking it would make it faster...
Unfortunately, it only made it more sluggish.
Unfortunately, it only made it more sluggish.