Whales have some pretty sexual names, Sperm Whale, Humpback, Moby Dick.

Fun fact: in Germany you call cats “stubentiger” which means living room tiger.

As your nieghboor, yes it was this guy definitely, sshhh go back to sleep. And please wear some flip flops this summer, you really need that thong tan line around your toes.

Prior to 2007, no one had ever seen an echidna ejaculate. There have been previous attempts, trying to force the echidna to ejaculate through the use of electrically stimulated ejaculation in order to obtain semen samples but this has only resulted in the penis swelling.

My friend firmly believes that the Royal family are all "lizard people" and that Princess Di knew this and was going to expose them and that's why they had her killed.

I could dress it up with different outfits every month

That or "for my birthday/anniversary, let's take a 14 day hike through rainforest to find a Papuan Quailthrush!"

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When undercooked, Lanmaoa asiatica can induce hallucinations, particularly the perception of small, animated figures. This phenomenon has been documented in various cultures, including those in Papua New Guinea and the Philippines.

a timeline that never needed to exist

Why is Santa so grumpy?
He only comes once a year

Artists, who are naturally heart-driven, would decorate the world with their love, and in that love — poverty, hunger, lines of division, and wars would vanish from the earth forever.

If you can’t say something nice, say something surrealistic.