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@drkotobuki.bsky.social

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I like Guilty Gear, I also draw murder mysteries. I also draw a comic about monsters. Professional Kairi Shishigou Fact Bot. Voiced by Doc Hammer. 日本語上手い!!

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 7h

I am still thinking about that jalapeño. It was that good

The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 4d

Okay the jalapeño was so fresh I bit into it and it sprayed me, my food, my shirt, my arm, the table, and my phone with juice 💯💯💯

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TIFF @plushmayhem.bsky.social · 7h

You may have my 5 minute mock up for her

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 7h

Dad is now looking up Caral and keeps pronouncing it “Carol” and I keep thinking of

a man is standing in front of a bulletin board that says carol on it

Alt: Charlie from Always Sunny in the iconic “Pepe Silvia” scene screaming about Carol in HR

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 7h

Big number go brrrrrr 😭

The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 7h

Documentary: Someone among this group was the first farmer
Dad: And they invented the caste system soon after
Me: d a d 😭

The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 7h

I’m pretty sure Chester has fallen into the wayside… but he does have a summer unit!

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 7h

Oh but he’s so cool though!!

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 7h

Oh no

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kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 8h

Current status of Puzzles and Dragons:

kt @bobthetrout.bsky.social · 8h

the powercreep is so bad they're just reissuing old art with new names and skills lmao

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 8h

I do not see them 😑😑😑

The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 8h

Dad and I have been watching a several part series on the evolution of humans and it’s been really interesting but the last part is about early humans in America and dad booed

The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t wanna admit that Shana has been powercreeped by Commander Blingee 😭

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 8h

Shana is basically my limit I’m sorry I cannot wait 35 turns for you to be useable!!!

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lack/珈琲紳士 @lalalalack.bsky.social · 8h

good morning

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 8h

The continuing saga of Minnow attempting to teach a cantankerous old spider how to drive stick monstercompendium.neocities.org?pg=642#showC... #MonsterCafe

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 8h

I think it’s lovely!! Thank you for helping me see the bright side of things!

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 9h

The house has been red with brick for decades, it seems unholy to do anything else!!

The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 9h

“If”

The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 9h

Hahaha I will!!!

The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 9h

Has anyone ever told you you are SO good at flipping things for the better ❤️

The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah that’s also basically what the Michigan house looks like so I think it’s not even considered

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you

The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 11h

Parents are debating over what color we’re going to get the house painted (it’s long overdue) and mum’s like oh let’s ask [brother’s wife] like I’m not right here

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 11h

I hope it’s a car

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The Spider Proprietor @drkotobuki.bsky.social · 13h

Oooh fingers crossed for you!!! Good luck!!!

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