mitch (he/him)
@drmitchpdx.bsky.social
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“Bald and bearded, middle-aged, plucky data nerd who is also a cuddly cousin of Vladimir Lenin” - Sophie Peel, probably
“Bald and bearded, middle-aged, plucky data nerd who is also a cuddly cousin of Vladimir Lenin” - Sophie Peel, probably
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mitch (he/him)
@drmitchpdx.bsky.social
· Aug 20
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spotted @golikehellmachine.com thought in the wild
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
spotted @golikehellmachine.com thought in the wild
macadam blvd asking the brave question: how many manhole covers can we fit right adjacent to each other?
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
macadam blvd asking the brave question: how many manhole covers can we fit right adjacent to each other?
how your email finds me
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
how your email finds me
me: i’d like a burger or maybe a hot dog
shake shack: we got those, but it’ll be $500
shake shack: we got those, but it’ll be $500
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
me: i’d like a burger or maybe a hot dog
shake shack: we got those, but it’ll be $500
shake shack: we got those, but it’ll be $500
i think it’s good actually to move a school that is getting gassed by ice before the school year starts by working with the permitting department to fast track that so they don’t get gassed anymore
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
i think it’s good actually to move a school that is getting gassed by ice before the school year starts by working with the permitting department to fast track that so they don’t get gassed anymore
“No man ever steps in the same river twice” - Candy, probably
Looks like moisture probably (bits of water/condensation that dissolved the sugar and or dye). Candy lasts forever, but its form is ever changing
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“No man ever steps in the same river twice” - Candy, probably
found some candy in a coat i haven’t worn in like 8 years. should i eat it?
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
found some candy in a coat i haven’t worn in like 8 years. should i eat it?
if i brought this rant on semi-positive irreducible matrices and geometric series to council in the form of a resolution i guarantee id have a colleague be like “im not opposed to the concept but im worried that it doesn’t converge. who have you talked to about convergence?”
fun fact: the Leontief multiplier is a geometric sum. the Leontief multiplier (I-A)^{-1} is fun bc it describes the chain of indirect input - output relations that make reproduction of an economic system as a whole possible. induced demand all the way down
inside you there are two wolves
(unwinding to hot dog memes and practicing geometric expansion math problems)
(unwinding to hot dog memes and practicing geometric expansion math problems)
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
if i brought this rant on semi-positive irreducible matrices and geometric series to council in the form of a resolution i guarantee id have a colleague be like “im not opposed to the concept but im worried that it doesn’t converge. who have you talked to about convergence?”
fun fact: the Leontief multiplier is a geometric sum. the Leontief multiplier (I-A)^{-1} is fun bc it describes the chain of indirect input - output relations that make reproduction of an economic system as a whole possible. induced demand all the way down
inside you there are two wolves
(unwinding to hot dog memes and practicing geometric expansion math problems)
(unwinding to hot dog memes and practicing geometric expansion math problems)
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
fun fact: the Leontief multiplier is a geometric sum. the Leontief multiplier (I-A)^{-1} is fun bc it describes the chain of indirect input - output relations that make reproduction of an economic system as a whole possible. induced demand all the way down
inside you there are two wolves
(unwinding to hot dog memes and practicing geometric expansion math problems)
(unwinding to hot dog memes and practicing geometric expansion math problems)
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
inside you there are two wolves
(unwinding to hot dog memes and practicing geometric expansion math problems)
(unwinding to hot dog memes and practicing geometric expansion math problems)
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November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
had a dream that i grew up in an alt timeline where full house was about a single dad managing a household with two very successful finance influencer twins named “money-k8 and ca$hley olsen”
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
had a dream that i grew up in an alt timeline where full house was about a single dad managing a household with two very successful finance influencer twins named “money-k8 and ca$hley olsen”
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can we get a @jojopdx.bsky.social special on this?
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
can we get a @jojopdx.bsky.social special on this?
can we get a Millionaires Fleeing Mamdanism KPI dashboard going? gotta see the Keeping Our Promises metrics
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
can we get a Millionaires Fleeing Mamdanism KPI dashboard going? gotta see the Keeping Our Promises metrics
anyone checking in on the NYT ed board?
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
anyone checking in on the NYT ed board?
a lot of press questions of late have been like “so, many new yorkers are concerned that if zohran wins then their city will turn into portland bc we also elected a bunch of socialists” and i’ve been like “well they probably think that’s pretty rad, we’ll see”
pretty fucking rad indeed it seems
pretty fucking rad indeed it seems
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
a lot of press questions of late have been like “so, many new yorkers are concerned that if zohran wins then their city will turn into portland bc we also elected a bunch of socialists” and i’ve been like “well they probably think that’s pretty rad, we’ll see”
pretty fucking rad indeed it seems
pretty fucking rad indeed it seems
best way to contextualize cheney’s death is to purchase and read this book. when i think of dick cheney i will think of the millions of futures snuffed out by him and his friends as they reigned terror upon the world in the name of “freedom.”
No one commissioned a Cheney obit from me except a friend who subsequently left his outlet. If you’re an editor and you pay more than $1.50/word, reach out. If I hate your outlet, be prepared to pay more.
If these terms are not acceptable, my book works as a Cheney obituary:
If these terms are not acceptable, my book works as a Cheney obituary:
Reign of Terror: How the 9/11 Era Destabilized America and Produced Trump
How the 9/11 Era Destabilized America and Produced Trump
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November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
best way to contextualize cheney’s death is to purchase and read this book. when i think of dick cheney i will think of the millions of futures snuffed out by him and his friends as they reigned terror upon the world in the name of “freedom.”
save our rural buses (riding the 39)
also best of luck to Zohran, the Peoples’ Mayor
also best of luck to Zohran, the Peoples’ Mayor
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
save our rural buses (riding the 39)
also best of luck to Zohran, the Peoples’ Mayor
also best of luck to Zohran, the Peoples’ Mayor
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Repping our boy @drmitchpdx.bsky.social in NYC
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Repping our boy @drmitchpdx.bsky.social in NYC
Last push for GOTV on the parks levy. Can you chip in to get this over the line? I’m gonna throw in another hundo
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Portlanders for Parks
Donate to this campaign.
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November 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Last push for GOTV on the parks levy. Can you chip in to get this over the line? I’m gonna throw in another hundo
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*chillin in the continental club, thinking about how i used to play 12 bar blues everyday on the guitar*
“I have the lost the mandate of heaven”
“I have the lost the mandate of heaven”
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
*chillin in the continental club, thinking about how i used to play 12 bar blues everyday on the guitar*
“I have the lost the mandate of heaven”
“I have the lost the mandate of heaven”
out here with @thethirdbench.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
out here with @thethirdbench.bsky.social
this shit goes so hard. nothing but respect to the peoples mayor
Tonight, in the final debate of his decades in power or desperately pursuing it, you will hear from Andrew Cuomo the same arrogance, the same entitlement, the same excuses for a broken status quo he's long maintained.
New Yorkers are ready for change.
New Yorkers are ready for change.
October 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
this shit goes so hard. nothing but respect to the peoples mayor