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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 16h

First Draft:

FORCED TO KEEP:
Turner
Harper
Nola

GOTTA KEEP:
Rest of rotation
Duran
Strahm
Banks
Sosa
Schwarber/Realmuto

LAST GAME HERE:
Schwarber/Realmuto
Castellanos
Stott
Orion
Romano
Alvarado
Walker
Kepler
Robertson

ON THE FENCE:
Bohm
Marsh

TRY TO KEEP:
Bader
Buehler

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 4m

Arepa Auntie @breadbae.blacksky.app · 22h

I love that they’re trolling ice now

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Arepa Auntie @breadbae.blacksky.app · 22h

I love that they’re trolling ice now

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 6m

Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 16h

I think Halligan is failing to give all the info. Which is why Comey has said he’s filing a motion to dismiss on abuse of the grand jury process. I’m guessing though.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

i know grand juries have a relatively low bar for bringing indictments but i find myself wondering WTF is up with some of these grand jurors

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 16h

I think Halligan is failing to give all the info. Which is why Comey has said he’s filing a motion to dismiss on abuse of the grand jury process. I’m guessing though.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

i know grand juries have a relatively low bar for bringing indictments but i find myself wondering WTF is up with some of these grand jurors

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 7m

Just my thoughts 🇨🇦 @bc60.bsky.social · 20h

too funny

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Just my thoughts 🇨🇦 @bc60.bsky.social · 20h

too funny

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 8m

Race Bannon @racebannon.bsky.social · 23h

Indicting People Who Lied to Congress Would Overcrowd Prisons
www.borowitzreport.com/p/indicting-...

Indicting People Who Lied to Congress Would Overcrowd Prisons, Experts Warn

The result would be mass incarceration on an unprecedented scale.

www.borowitzreport.com

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Race Bannon @racebannon.bsky.social · 23h

Indicting People Who Lied to Congress Would Overcrowd Prisons
www.borowitzreport.com/p/indicting-...

Indicting People Who Lied to Congress Would Overcrowd Prisons, Experts Warn

The result would be mass incarceration on an unprecedented scale.

www.borowitzreport.com

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 10m

Especially if they're given Tylenol for the pain. That's why, when it was done to me before my 8th day, I had a few drops of wine added to my system applied to my lips with gauze.

𝙹𝚊𝚢 𝙵 𝙰𝚛𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚍 @jayfarrellarnold.bsky.social · 1d

He’s out of his mind.

drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 11m

Kevin Negandhi @kevinnegandhi.bsky.social · 16h

Dodgers two runs scored were on a walk and an error. Offense did absolutely nothing to help the pitching staff.

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Kevin Negandhi @kevinnegandhi.bsky.social · 16h

Dodgers two runs scored were on a walk and an error. Offense did absolutely nothing to help the pitching staff.

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 5h

“‘I often wonder, even though the teaching of Sacred Scripture is so clear about the poor, why many people continue to think that they can safely disregard the poor,’ Pope Leo XIV states in his first magisterial document …” www.americamagazine.org/vatican-disp...

Pope Leo in first major document: Love for the poor is not optional for Christians

“I often wonder, even though the teaching of Sacred Scripture is so clear about the poor, why many people continue to think that they can safely disregard the poor,” Pope Leo XIV states in his first m...

www.americamagazine.org

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 13m

Jesus, I hate when I'm agreeing with Rogan.

Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 21h

Correct

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21h

Rogan on Trump’s cruel mass deportations, racially profiling non-criminals and ripping apart families: “This is crazy. That shows no heart. You’re not gonna get any reasonable people to go along with that. Any kind person would go ‘this can’t be the only way to do this’.”

drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 1h

The heinous cruelty is the point. Stochastic terrorism. We'll kill you as easily as we killed your dog. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @chuckschumer.com don't open Congress until Icestapo is held accountable to the law, cannot wear masks, must wear ID, a badge, and must have cameras attached and used.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2h

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2h

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 1h

He put his dick up someone's a.. and the foreskin got in the way. But he couldn't have a Bris cause he's Catholic, and he caught autism because his partner had used Tylenol. Does that make sense? No. Neither does he.

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4h

We don't know why RFK Jr. is talking about circumcision and autism. We've never walked a mohel in his shoes

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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4h

We don't know why RFK Jr. is talking about circumcision and autism. We've never walked a mohel in his shoes

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 1h

@housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social Are you awake? Do you have any concerns that the Prick Botox Hogswart is allowing Qatar to establish an AFB in Idaho? Are you fucking kidding me?

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 1h

He El Jefe Presidente Pedofuhrer. Look who won the Nobel Peace Prize! Not you!!!

Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 2h

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.

Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

www.nytimes.com

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 2h

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.

Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

www.nytimes.com

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 1h

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15h

One thing we've learned from the American judicial system: The first 34 felonies are on the house*.

*Terms and conditions may apply. See prosecutors for details if you're not white. Or rich.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15h

One thing we've learned from the American judicial system: The first 34 felonies are on the house*.

*Terms and conditions may apply. See prosecutors for details if you're not white. Or rich.

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drspl5.bsky.social @drspl5.bsky.social · 1h

Qatar is a cesspool of the wealthy embedded with spies from our enemy countries. Why would they need an AFB in the U.S. in Idaho of all places? What secret bases are within easy access by air? Mountain Home training environment for air combat and tactical missions; Malmstrom AFB Montana - ICBM's.

Rhett Derrick @lawzag.bsky.social · 2h

It just feels weird to be on the other side of this.

The United States builds military facilities in YOUR country. Your county doesn't build military facilities in United States territory.

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Rhett Derrick @lawzag.bsky.social · 2h

It just feels weird to be on the other side of this.

The United States builds military facilities in YOUR country. Your county doesn't build military facilities in United States territory.

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