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dr. waffles pHD
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american idol s11 superstar video games | pro wrestling | manic rambling hobbiest gamedev | actual programmer in a parasocial relationship with chef john from foodwishes DOT com🎵
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ceej @ceej.online · 5d
I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28
that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
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Englebert the Third @englebert3rd.bsky.social · 4d
Perfect 90s Carmageddon magazine ad
An edit of Max Damage from Carmageddon's cover art with the text "If you were in a car, would you know what accident to do?"
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 4d
he's a huge Webber mark, it tracks
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 4d
𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑫𝑬𝑽 𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑬𝒀

rogue-like craps
rogue-like blackjack
rogue-like baccarat
rogue-like tictactoe
rogue-like go
rogue-like Joust
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 6d
its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 9d
DS2 is sick
love the Caroline Polachek track

keep on rocking brother
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 9d
Cadillacs & Dinosaurs fucking rips
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 10d
wish I'd named one of my cats "Freakazoid"
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 11d
anecdotally the escape rooms by me have started using AI art for various props and no one seems to notice or care which is disheartening
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 12d
omfg this guy spoke at my college once 15 years ago (Metaxas not the other one)
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 12d
i'll show you a " dependency injection!!"

*flips the double birds*
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 12d
microplaned my finger last night putting parm on a Newman's Own frozen pizza AMA
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 13d
i gotta read this
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13d
It only happened once
New York Post headline “Beat the Meatles” about the Beatles doing sex stuff together
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 18d
some of these motherfuckin' gamedevs need to learn to set a fuckin' timeout on their online services connections

damn dawg I cannot be looking at this connection screen for longer than a minute ya'll should know this download isn't happening
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wrestling, baby @wrestling.baby · 18d
I love watching AEW on Triller because instead of commercials I get to hear the commentary team misbehaving.

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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 18d
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 20d
there was a Medal Of Honor game in 2012 called Warfighter and I only remember it because game journalists were making fun of the title constantly
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cait.bsky.social
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20d
just guess
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this November 11, 2023 at 1:49 AM 1.3K reposts 265 quotes 5.8K likes Everybody can reply 0
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 20d
I think even with the "Tag Anywhere" romhack Donkey Kong 64 is still kinda booty to play

shame, I really wanted to like it but it feels like moving in molasses constantly running around looking for switches in the distance 🍌🎮
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 21d
I remember thinking 2002 sucked ass and I was 12
lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21d
anyone nostalgic for 2002 is straight up stupid. or a patriots, angels or lakers fan. but i suppose that's redundant
mugrimm.bsky.social grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 21d
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 21d
my most insane opinion is that All Japan Women's wrestling could have gotten WILDLY over in the US contemporarily (90s)

then maybe women's wrestling wouldn't have been set back by like 20 years by the pigs running USA promotions at the time. 🤼
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 22d
Here is the full Luigi Advantage Matrix for your convenience!
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 24d
my cat born during the 2nd Obama administration is simply built different

i bet all cats from that era are
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dr. waffles pHD @drwaffl.es · 24d
what are ReviewBrah's politics...