dr. waffles pHD
@drwaffl.es
american idol s11 superstar
video games | pro wrestling | manic rambling
hobbiest gamedev | actual programmer
in a parasocial relationship with chef john from foodwishes DOT com🎵
video games | pro wrestling | manic rambling
hobbiest gamedev | actual programmer
in a parasocial relationship with chef john from foodwishes DOT com🎵
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smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
When I was a kid I used to bring Wario over to this spot and pretend he lived here
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
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my wife is singing this to me
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
my wife is singing this to me
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach (2025)
I was sad. and then I saw a giant squid
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach (2025)
ya'll have time to dust?!
December 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ya'll have time to dust?!
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This is dead ass accurate.
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is dead ass accurate.
asking the subaru dealer if he can upgrade me to spinners
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
asking the subaru dealer if he can upgrade me to spinners
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You're the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men, I'm the guy providing emotional support for the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men via a gentle hand on the shoulder, we are not the same (I'm your rock)
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You're the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men, I'm the guy providing emotional support for the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men via a gentle hand on the shoulder, we are not the same (I'm your rock)
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saw someone use the term "low class deathmatch wrestling" as if all pro wrestling isn't low class lmao
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
saw someone use the term "low class deathmatch wrestling" as if all pro wrestling isn't low class lmao
seeing the Gravediggaz play "1-800 SUICIDE" on the Street Sharks float was a real highlight of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade this year
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
seeing the Gravediggaz play "1-800 SUICIDE" on the Street Sharks float was a real highlight of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade this year
more liek "whack friday" am i right
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
more liek "whack friday" am i right
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i was up trying to imagine fun thanksgiving apps like "turkey in a blanket" or some kind of cute crostini set-up, but all the traditional items don't feel like they lend themselves to very good gimmick appetizers.
you can really only make slop (complimentary) casseroles with the ingredients
you can really only make slop (complimentary) casseroles with the ingredients
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i was up trying to imagine fun thanksgiving apps like "turkey in a blanket" or some kind of cute crostini set-up, but all the traditional items don't feel like they lend themselves to very good gimmick appetizers.
you can really only make slop (complimentary) casseroles with the ingredients
you can really only make slop (complimentary) casseroles with the ingredients
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Wrestler drawings! Still available! I don’t do them frequently but they’re still very much A Thing 🤼
www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Wrestler drawings! Still available! I don’t do them frequently but they’re still very much A Thing 🤼
www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
www.chloecumming.com/wrestlerdraw...
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We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
free idea: Tetrisphere-themed drag performance
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
free idea: Tetrisphere-themed drag performance
what if James Cameron in his little submarine accidentally cuts the Trans-Atlantic fiber cable as a treat?
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
what if James Cameron in his little submarine accidentally cuts the Trans-Atlantic fiber cable as a treat?
this heres barrel aged bong water
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
this heres barrel aged bong water
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I think the segment where Anthony Ogogo condemned the US track record on racism & healthcare and we were supposed to rally behind Cody's weak retorts like BOOO THAT'S HEEL TALK USA USA USA is the lowest-ever moment in AEW storytelling, lmao. If I ever catch a whiff of that stink again I bounce
his storyline against Anthony Ogogo where it became about America vs England was so wild to run
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I think the segment where Anthony Ogogo condemned the US track record on racism & healthcare and we were supposed to rally behind Cody's weak retorts like BOOO THAT'S HEEL TALK USA USA USA is the lowest-ever moment in AEW storytelling, lmao. If I ever catch a whiff of that stink again I bounce
I swear folks will complain about their algorithms and then never block or hide anything from their feed
they work pretty well when you engage with them, but it's silly that algorithmic feeds get so much hate. how else would they show you content?!
they work pretty well when you engage with them, but it's silly that algorithmic feeds get so much hate. how else would they show you content?!
pork you can't just block people who say stupid shit to you in replies
to this I say yeah it's cool and legal
to this I say yeah it's cool and legal
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I swear folks will complain about their algorithms and then never block or hide anything from their feed
they work pretty well when you engage with them, but it's silly that algorithmic feeds get so much hate. how else would they show you content?!
they work pretty well when you engage with them, but it's silly that algorithmic feeds get so much hate. how else would they show you content?!
John Cena becoming a "grand slam champion" in his last 3 matches or w/e is exactly the same energy as Zack Ryder winning the title for a day at Wrestlemania. it's a meaningless statistic 🤼
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
John Cena becoming a "grand slam champion" in his last 3 matches or w/e is exactly the same energy as Zack Ryder winning the title for a day at Wrestlemania. it's a meaningless statistic 🤼
ah man shit I didn't watch the recent Bond but you're telling me he did in fact have time to die?
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ah man shit I didn't watch the recent Bond but you're telling me he did in fact have time to die?
325 fahrenheit is a goated temperature to preheat your oven to
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
325 fahrenheit is a goated temperature to preheat your oven to
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don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend