Claire 🐝
@isolinearchip.bsky.social
Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity. Cleveland. Any pronouns. Autistic
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I would like to ask every member of the government talking about ICE reforms why they have the slightest confidence ICE would even adopt or adhere to any of them
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I would like to ask every member of the government talking about ICE reforms why they have the slightest confidence ICE would even adopt or adhere to any of them
I have eaten at a lot of rural Ohio diners in the last couple years because I like driving around in the middle of nowhere, and every time I do I hope a NYT reporter will walk in so I can ruin their dumb think piece with my politics
NYTimes has truly outdone itself with this latest in its "ask white guys in diner" genre. Thank goodness we get a perspective on what's happening in Minneapolis from people in **Nisswa** who probably mean Brainerd when they say they "prefer not to go the city anymore" www.nytimes.com/2026/01/15/u...
One State, Two Very Different Views of Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I have eaten at a lot of rural Ohio diners in the last couple years because I like driving around in the middle of nowhere, and every time I do I hope a NYT reporter will walk in so I can ruin their dumb think piece with my politics
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Hell yes go get laid, world's fattest parrots
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Hell yes go get laid, world's fattest parrots
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Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday https://theonion.com/area-woman-said-sorry-118-times-yesterday-1819576089/
January 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday https://theonion.com/area-woman-said-sorry-118-times-yesterday-1819576089/
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There's something really sinister about the idea that these guys want to permanently track and store every detail and data point about everything in their lives, but only remember it on-demand. Humanity is built to get lost in thought. Every beautiful idea starts as a reverie
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
There's something really sinister about the idea that these guys want to permanently track and store every detail and data point about everything in their lives, but only remember it on-demand. Humanity is built to get lost in thought. Every beautiful idea starts as a reverie
Do... do people not know their own license plate numbers?? I still know the license plate number of the car we bought when I was 6
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Do... do people not know their own license plate numbers?? I still know the license plate number of the car we bought when I was 6
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please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back
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After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
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These neighborhood signal chats are absolutely crazy right now. You’ve got young activists in there with the most normie folks alive who all just absolutely fucking hate ICE so much. And they are all willing to put their bodies on the line for their communities.
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
These neighborhood signal chats are absolutely crazy right now. You’ve got young activists in there with the most normie folks alive who all just absolutely fucking hate ICE so much. And they are all willing to put their bodies on the line for their communities.
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Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
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Considering Glarthir is the most popularly viewed NPC article by far, Glarthir was in fact completely right. There was a giant unseen network of people spying on him and observing every aspect of his life. It was us. He just couldn't conceive of its true nature.
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Considering Glarthir is the most popularly viewed NPC article by far, Glarthir was in fact completely right. There was a giant unseen network of people spying on him and observing every aspect of his life. It was us. He just couldn't conceive of its true nature.
Me but for Malcolm McDowell over-pronouncing "hickory" as like HHHHyICKerEEE in the baseball broadcast in Fallout 3
Shoutout to scientist guy in Doom 3 that says “The devil is REAL” in a way that lodged itself permanently in my brain
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Me but for Malcolm McDowell over-pronouncing "hickory" as like HHHHyICKerEEE in the baseball broadcast in Fallout 3
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(reading my list of things i can control) well that is not very much
January 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
(reading my list of things i can control) well that is not very much
Doing the chili thing for one of my neighbors but what I'll be bringing them instead is a fan belt jesus christ
January 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Doing the chili thing for one of my neighbors but what I'll be bringing them instead is a fan belt jesus christ
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"42% of consumers did not know that potato chips were made from potatoes" is gonna haunt me for a while, thanks.
Lol it's because they found out that 42% of the people who buy them have no idea they're made of potatoes 🫠
Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune
New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.
fortune.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"42% of consumers did not know that potato chips were made from potatoes" is gonna haunt me for a while, thanks.
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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Fine to laugh at the idea of putting QR codes on ICE goons for being stupid, which it is, but the conceptual place it comes from is that the people who are being brutalized by ICE are the ones responsible for reigning in and holding accountable a rogue federal agency. Worthless
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Fine to laugh at the idea of putting QR codes on ICE goons for being stupid, which it is, but the conceptual place it comes from is that the people who are being brutalized by ICE are the ones responsible for reigning in and holding accountable a rogue federal agency. Worthless
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NEW and WOW: Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, and Canada are sending troops to Greenland amid continued threats from U.S. President Donald Trump to annex the territory, multiple outlets reported. www.newsweek.com/greenland-ge...
Germany, other NATO allies sending troops to Greenland amid Trump threats
Trump said Wednesday anything less than U.S. control of Greenland would be "unacceptable" in a warning to NATO allies about Arctic security.
www.newsweek.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
NEW and WOW: Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, and Canada are sending troops to Greenland amid continued threats from U.S. President Donald Trump to annex the territory, multiple outlets reported. www.newsweek.com/greenland-ge...
I don't like the idea that large-scale change is only possible if and when Joe Rogan can get his brain around an issue, but this is unequivocally good
“You don’t want militarized people in the streets snatching up people," Joe Rogan said. "Are we really gonna be the Gestapo? Where’s your papers—is that what we’ve come to?”
ICE's horrors are achieving extraordinary penetration in info-spaces Dems need to reach:
newrepublic.com/article/2052...
ICE's horrors are achieving extraordinary penetration in info-spaces Dems need to reach:
newrepublic.com/article/2052...
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I don't like the idea that large-scale change is only possible if and when Joe Rogan can get his brain around an issue, but this is unequivocally good
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This is what it feels like when you try to run away from something during a nightmare lol
January 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
This is what it feels like when you try to run away from something during a nightmare lol
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
FYI Ford Motor Company is taking note of people who call and tell them they think the suspended employee should be reinstated. I just did and there was zero hold time (other than the automated menu stuff)
1-800-392-3673
1-800-392-3673
January 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
FYI Ford Motor Company is taking note of people who call and tell them they think the suspended employee should be reinstated. I just did and there was zero hold time (other than the automated menu stuff)
1-800-392-3673
1-800-392-3673
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A very important thing for you to know about Icelandic is that the word "rassgat" (butthole) is used as an endearment about cute things. So if you say someone is "algjört rassgat" (a total butthole) it means they are VERY cute. If the cuteness is overwhelming we say "rúsínurassgat" (raisin asshole).
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
A very important thing for you to know about Icelandic is that the word "rassgat" (butthole) is used as an endearment about cute things. So if you say someone is "algjört rassgat" (a total butthole) it means they are VERY cute. If the cuteness is overwhelming we say "rúsínurassgat" (raisin asshole).
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Sylvester Graham, who wrote a whole book about the evils of onanism, would pass out if he ever tasted a s'more.
January 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Sylvester Graham, who wrote a whole book about the evils of onanism, would pass out if he ever tasted a s'more.