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Dr. Zoggle
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November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
me when any site logs me out
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
🎶He rolled down his window and he started to say

your grass height is in violation of the hoa🎶
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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GREETINGS MORTALS
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
apparently they are putting a canal in my root tomorrow, I don’t get it either but it’s supposed to solve the “I’m being jabbed with a screwdriver over and over in my gums“ issue
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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⚠️Questionable Riff Detected⚠️
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
please send me giant soft pretzels
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
oh what a feeling where youre dancing on the ceiling? no shit, the house has been tipped over and this asshole is busting a move
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the back of my baseball card from this year just reads “dumbass didn’t have any appearances in the major league” and it’s making me angry
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
almond joy but instead of almonds it’s bulbs of raw garlic
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
tartar sauce flavored tootsie pop
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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pass the medicinal enchiladas
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I bet living in a candy house is cool as shit for about 3 hours
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
she’s a brickhouse

she’s mighty mighty

she can’t be stopped, she’s the size of a building and throwing cars hundreds of miles
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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If you start Dark Side of the Moon right at the beginning of Wizard of Oz, you can listen to the album during the movie
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
🎶Wild Boys!🎶

🎶Wild boys wonder where is the cereal, where is all your milk🎶
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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So called historians won't tell you that people in the past actually liked living in crumbling stone structures with no wooden fixtures or roofs, that's why ancient ruins all look like that.
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
welcome
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I used to play as the Pistons on NBA Jam and Isiah would get pushed over 19 times a quarter, but damn he could steal
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I can’t believe how bad your nose itches, just incredible

You would give anything to give it just a little itch

Ah, it’s getting worse
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
when your regular ninja just won't cut it anymore
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
finally
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM