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Cheru
@cheru.bsky.social
Bad horror takes, worse art. Bless this mess.
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Here’s my account advertised in one image
Update: a found a list of their machines elsewhere and my dorky ass is making a muscle group spreadsheet with machine names so I don’t walk around the gym squinting at everything like a tourist looking at a damn subway menu.
February 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I wish planet fitness would just have a page that has pictures of their machines and what they do. Not talking about how they work, just what they look like/do.

Please don’t make me watch a video where someone is talking and moving, my dumbass brain can’t take all that in at once.
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
He has 10 beds in this house and this is where he’s sleeping
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Age verification? I had a WebTV
Age verification? I made websites in Dreamweaver
Age verification? I had a Geocities site.
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
eBay mail!!!
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
🎵Ground turkey and veggie taco mix in the crockpot🎵
a man in a black jacket is playing a keyboard in front of a microphone that says ' entrance ' on it
Alt: Trent Reznor in a black jacket is playing a keyboard and singing into a microphone
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Saw this coming years ago, and *that’s* why I have horny games. The whole reason.
quick everyone, start playing hentai and super violent games for discord to notice you are an adult lol
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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the world clamours for Yoked Cheru
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
My summer knee surgery has been keeping me from being a muscle lady, no more I say! I’m getting strong! Not any taller…but strong!
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Hit the gym as part of my lunch break. I’ve got to work back to pull-ups but I can do a 30 second dead hang and a decent amount of heavily assisted ones.

Also hit a minute plank at the end to stunt on the haters (to torment myself).
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Discord imploding really sucks.
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Fucked around in my closet today to get rid of some stuff that was too big now. Last pic was my grocery shopping outfit for braving the Super Bowl crowd.
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I saw a cherry red tricked out Dodge Challenger SRT at Walmart completely missing the front bumper and grill..casing? IDK. Anyway I’m dying to know the story there.
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
It’s so funny that they’re used for spooky/horror iconography because when you actually see videos of a death’s-head moth they’re just fuzzy, squeaky babies.
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
One time a Wilson Titlee employee caught me wearing jeans in the store and started throwing unripe avocados at me while screaming “POOR!”
I have no idea what you’re talking about, the Minotaur by my house is great
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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before reddit, boys had to go all the way to Jupiter to get more stupider
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Lord I don’t think you recall how you put my ass in the trauma jar as a child and violently shook it for 39 years, otherwise you would not keep throwing emotional caltrops in my path.
February 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Shockingly tasty
February 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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This scene in notable for me for something that... Makes me sound like a crazy person, but I'm going to pass it along and let you decide.

My authorized League of Extraordinary Gentlemen sculpture, and down toward the bottom, a bit about Mina's wardrobe in this scene:

jfsculpts.com/tag/league-o...
February 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Lunch with a Former Coworker to Talk Shit and Gossip Fit
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Coupla Bagel
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Listen, I like Sola bagels. They taste okay and have great macros.

But if you’re gonna call *this thing* an everything bagel, then flip me upside down and stick a lightbulb in my ass because I’m a lamp.
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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I could not think of a more definitive "Cool but you should really just play the game instead" if I tried.
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM