Bill Johnson
@dubrie.bsky.social
I’m into single-track trail running, cute dogs, quokka’s, game shows, burritos, chai lattes, sustainable software, bad jokes, fun socks, and Oxford commas
#goblue #sounders #gsf
#goblue #sounders #gsf
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Bill Johnson
@dubrie.bsky.social
· Nov 6
yeh the whole narrative of hopelessness only serves the powerful.
Narratives of hopelessness only serve the powerful
Oh hell yea, I’m turning 45 at the perfect time that there is not a blood test for prostate cancer. Thanks Bruce Arians!
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Oh hell yea, I’m turning 45 at the perfect time that there is not a blood test for prostate cancer. Thanks Bruce Arians!
Has Conan O’Brien already signed on to play Quad God in the biopic?
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Has Conan O’Brien already signed on to play Quad God in the biopic?
Drones following the Olympic luge participants at the top of the course is not as cool as the downhill skiing views but still pretty cool.
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Drones following the Olympic luge participants at the top of the course is not as cool as the downhill skiing views but still pretty cool.
So NBC has the technology to mute the Olympic opening ceremony crowd booing JD Vance, but can’t mute the whirring of the drone following the downhill skiers? I don’t believe it.
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
So NBC has the technology to mute the Olympic opening ceremony crowd booing JD Vance, but can’t mute the whirring of the drone following the downhill skiers? I don’t believe it.
I’m not saying he’s bad or anything, but the music industry seems to love Bruno Mars way more than other people love Bruno Mars.
February 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I’m not saying he’s bad or anything, but the music industry seems to love Bruno Mars way more than other people love Bruno Mars.
As a lifelong lions fan, you never want to give Stafford a desperation game winning drive…
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
As a lifelong lions fan, you never want to give Stafford a desperation game winning drive…
Show your lock screen
24-hour clock just makes sense
24-hour clock just makes sense
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Show your lock screen
24-hour clock just makes sense
24-hour clock just makes sense
Oregon pumps its own gas and bakes its own pizzas
The Largest Pizza Chains In Each US State
Which one do you think is best?
More about them: brilliantmaps.com/us-locati...
Which one do you think is best?
More about them: brilliantmaps.com/us-locati...
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Oregon pumps its own gas and bakes its own pizzas
Here’s a photo of Charley on a trail from the morning, just because
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Here’s a photo of Charley on a trail from the morning, just because
Not just emissions…
World’s richest 1% have already used fair share of emissions for 2026, says Oxfam
World’s richest 1% have already used fair share of emissions for 2026, says Oxfam
Richest 1% took 10 days while wealthiest 0.1% needed just three days to exhaust annual carbon budget, study shows
The world’s richest 1% have used up their fair share of carbon emissions just 10 days into 2026, analysis has found.
Meanwhile, the richest 0.1% took just three days to exhaust their annual carbon budget, according to the research by Oxfam. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Not just emissions…
Slightly diminish a band.
Panic! At the Costco
Panic! At the Costco
Slightly diminish a band.
Muttering Trees
Muttering Trees
Slightly diminish a band.
blink-181
blink-181
January 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Slightly diminish a band.
Panic! At the Costco
Panic! At the Costco
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So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
Fuck Trump and all the senators, representatives, media members, and voters that enable him
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Fuck Trump and all the senators, representatives, media members, and voters that enable him
Couple questions:
1. How are these the only 3 age ranges available?
2. Does this website consider me as deceased now?
1. How are these the only 3 age ranges available?
2. Does this website consider me as deceased now?
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Couple questions:
1. How are these the only 3 age ranges available?
2. Does this website consider me as deceased now?
1. How are these the only 3 age ranges available?
2. Does this website consider me as deceased now?
Reposted by Bill Johnson
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Happy Pop-Tart Bowl day to all those that celebrate!
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Happy Pop-Tart Bowl day to all those that celebrate!
Reposted by Bill Johnson
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Reposted by Bill Johnson
Good night y’all! Here’s Pudge wearing a knitted Bowling Green Helmet.
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Good night y’all! Here’s Pudge wearing a knitted Bowling Green Helmet.
I just remembered Billy Bush - he was just near Trump and laughing and decided to nope the hell out of everything, never to be seen again.
+1 Judgment
+1 Judgment
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just remembered Billy Bush - he was just near Trump and laughing and decided to nope the hell out of everything, never to be seen again.
+1 Judgment
+1 Judgment
If any charity out there wants a bunch of money, I’m available to be a contestant on a celebrity game show whenever you want.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
If any charity out there wants a bunch of money, I’m available to be a contestant on a celebrity game show whenever you want.
Tom Brady is giving off Uncle Rico vibes calling this game
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Tom Brady is giving off Uncle Rico vibes calling this game
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Mark Few right now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mark Few right now.
The problem with most saunas is that they can’t fit the entire Detroit Lions roster in them
Vancouver to welcome continent’s largest sauna next month
Vancouver to welcome continent’s largest sauna next month
The city of Vancouver is poised to welcome North America’s largest ever sauna, with a new facility dedicated to the ancient Finnish ritual set to open next month.
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The problem with most saunas is that they can’t fit the entire Detroit Lions roster in them
Reposted by Bill Johnson
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE