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Bill Johnson
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I’m into single-track trail running, cute dogs, quokka’s, game shows, burritos, chai lattes, sustainable software, bad jokes, fun socks, and Oxford commas
#goblue #sounders #gsf
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Narratives of hopelessness only serve the powerful
yeh the whole narrative of hopelessness only serves the powerful.
Oh hell yea, I’m turning 45 at the perfect time that there is not a blood test for prostate cancer. Thanks Bruce Arians!
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Has Conan O’Brien already signed on to play Quad God in the biopic?
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Drones following the Olympic luge participants at the top of the course is not as cool as the downhill skiing views but still pretty cool.
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
So NBC has the technology to mute the Olympic opening ceremony crowd booing JD Vance, but can’t mute the whirring of the drone following the downhill skiers? I don’t believe it.
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I’m not saying he’s bad or anything, but the music industry seems to love Bruno Mars way more than other people love Bruno Mars.
February 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
As a lifelong lions fan, you never want to give Stafford a desperation game winning drive…
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Show your lock screen

24-hour clock just makes sense
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Oregon pumps its own gas and bakes its own pizzas
The Largest Pizza Chains In Each US State

Which one do you think is best?

More about them: brilliantmaps.com/us-locati...
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Here’s a photo of Charley on a trail from the morning, just because
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Slightly diminish a band.

Panic! At the Costco
Slightly diminish a band.

Muttering Trees
Slightly diminish a band.

blink-181
January 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Fuck Trump and all the senators, representatives, media members, and voters that enable him
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Couple questions:
1. How are these the only 3 age ranges available?
2. Does this website consider me as deceased now?
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Happy Pop-Tart Bowl day to all those that celebrate!
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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#GVerse Something funny on a Saturday?

I love animal videos. 😂😂
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Good night y’all! Here’s Pudge wearing a knitted Bowling Green Helmet.
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I just remembered Billy Bush - he was just near Trump and laughing and decided to nope the hell out of everything, never to be seen again.

+1 Judgment
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If any charity out there wants a bunch of money, I’m available to be a contestant on a celebrity game show whenever you want.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Tom Brady is giving off Uncle Rico vibes calling this game
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Mark Few right now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The problem with most saunas is that they can’t fit the entire Detroit Lions roster in them
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM