Dutchie
@dutchieh.bsky.social
Loki's companion. Tesla driver. Former Musk admirer, Current Musk despiser. Occasionally witty.
Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.
Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.
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Dutchie
@dutchieh.bsky.social
· May 23
Game recognizes Game.
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Game recognizes Game.
BREAKING: Spain and Portugal jointly submit a lawsuit against the USA with the Court of The Vatican under Treaty of Tordesillas statutes.
It's no longer "America First" for the Trump Administration. , it's half the entire world. This is madness from the State Department outlined on pare 184 of Project 2025.
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
BREAKING: Spain and Portugal jointly submit a lawsuit against the USA with the Court of The Vatican under Treaty of Tordesillas statutes.
January 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
When I do it, it’s funny, because my army is hilariously understaffed.
When the US Govt does it, it’s a threat.
When the US Govt does it, it’s a threat.
He was just making a joke about using military force to invade a sovereign ally.
Cmon people. It was funny. Lol.
Cmon people. It was funny. Lol.
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
When I do it, it’s funny, because my army is hilariously understaffed.
When the US Govt does it, it’s a threat.
When the US Govt does it, it’s a threat.
I got likes/replies from
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
@theliamnissan.bsky.social
& @28delayslater.bsky.social
this week.
My BSky work is done.
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
@theliamnissan.bsky.social
& @28delayslater.bsky.social
this week.
My BSky work is done.
January 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I got likes/replies from
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
@theliamnissan.bsky.social
& @28delayslater.bsky.social
this week.
My BSky work is done.
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
@theliamnissan.bsky.social
& @28delayslater.bsky.social
this week.
My BSky work is done.
Breaking: Succession Planning for CEO of Xitter has concluded.
Wow. Looks like shrimp are real party animals....
allthatsinteresting.com/england-coca...
allthatsinteresting.com/england-coca...
Study Finds England's Freshwater Shrimp Testing Positive For Cocaine, Ketamine, Xanax, And Valium
In addition to cocaine, researchers found banned pesticides and other harmful consumer products.
allthatsinteresting.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Breaking: Succession Planning for CEO of Xitter has concluded.
Reposted by Dutchie
Reposted by Dutchie
[ Mayor Pete / Mayor Frey 2028 ] is shaping up to be the ticket to beat.
Mayor Frey: The narrative that ICE is spinning that the act by the victim was some sort of domestic terrorism is bullshit. The way they've been conducting themselves is also bullshit. This is not safety. The things that ICE is doing are not just illegal, they are unconstitutional
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
[ Mayor Pete / Mayor Frey 2028 ] is shaping up to be the ticket to beat.
Small note: voting will be in 2028
January 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Small note: voting will be in 2028
To the State of Minnesota:
You seem to be experiencing a bad relationship with you partner right now. Please know that Canada is here to support you and welcome you in if you need it. The first step is the hardest, but if you can do that… maple syrup is just one of the perks.
@governorwalz.mn.gov
You seem to be experiencing a bad relationship with you partner right now. Please know that Canada is here to support you and welcome you in if you need it. The first step is the hardest, but if you can do that… maple syrup is just one of the perks.
@governorwalz.mn.gov
January 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
To the State of Minnesota:
You seem to be experiencing a bad relationship with you partner right now. Please know that Canada is here to support you and welcome you in if you need it. The first step is the hardest, but if you can do that… maple syrup is just one of the perks.
@governorwalz.mn.gov
You seem to be experiencing a bad relationship with you partner right now. Please know that Canada is here to support you and welcome you in if you need it. The first step is the hardest, but if you can do that… maple syrup is just one of the perks.
@governorwalz.mn.gov
Suddenly, Joey’s suggestion that “he sleep with fishes” wasn’t going down so well in the back room at Sal’s Ristorante.
apnews.com/article/new-... dead whale found on the bow of a ship in New Jersey sparks an investigation
A dead whale found on the bow of a ship in New Jersey sparks an investigation
The death of a whale found on the bow of a container ship at a port along the Delaware River in southern New Jersey is under investigation.
apnews.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Suddenly, Joey’s suggestion that “he sleep with fishes” wasn’t going down so well in the back room at Sal’s Ristorante.
#MAGA: "It's the Law of the Jungle and we're the lions"
Lions don't live in jungles, they live on the savannah. These guys are more like Aye-Ayes - weak and high-pitched.
Lions don't live in jungles, they live on the savannah. These guys are more like Aye-Ayes - weak and high-pitched.
a close up of a furry animal with yellow eyes and the words biomorphosis below it
ALT: a close up of a furry animal with yellow eyes and the words biomorphosis below it
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
#MAGA: "It's the Law of the Jungle and we're the lions"
Lions don't live in jungles, they live on the savannah. These guys are more like Aye-Ayes - weak and high-pitched.
Lions don't live in jungles, they live on the savannah. These guys are more like Aye-Ayes - weak and high-pitched.
For those keeping track:
50 weeks down
158 1/2 to go.
50 weeks down
158 1/2 to go.
January 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
For those keeping track:
50 weeks down
158 1/2 to go.
50 weeks down
158 1/2 to go.
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"They're murdering citizens as a distraction."
No.
That isn't a distraction. That's the thing you need a distraction from.
The truth is there are no distractions. There's a bunch of arrogant. Bigoted fools doing whatever they want with no fear of reprisal or repercussions.
No.
That isn't a distraction. That's the thing you need a distraction from.
The truth is there are no distractions. There's a bunch of arrogant. Bigoted fools doing whatever they want with no fear of reprisal or repercussions.
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
"They're murdering citizens as a distraction."
No.
That isn't a distraction. That's the thing you need a distraction from.
The truth is there are no distractions. There's a bunch of arrogant. Bigoted fools doing whatever they want with no fear of reprisal or repercussions.
No.
That isn't a distraction. That's the thing you need a distraction from.
The truth is there are no distractions. There's a bunch of arrogant. Bigoted fools doing whatever they want with no fear of reprisal or repercussions.
Price of Oil is about to skyrocket.
Venezuela is offering oil to Trump personally because they have no storage left for their production. If it doesn't work - refiners are wary of accepting oil that is still technically sanctioned - VZ production will have to stop. And it may not restart
Russia's
Venezuela is offering oil to Trump personally because they have no storage left for their production. If it doesn't work - refiners are wary of accepting oil that is still technically sanctioned - VZ production will have to stop. And it may not restart
Russia's
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Price of Oil is about to skyrocket.
Venezuela is offering oil to Trump personally because they have no storage left for their production. If it doesn't work - refiners are wary of accepting oil that is still technically sanctioned - VZ production will have to stop. And it may not restart
Russia's
Venezuela is offering oil to Trump personally because they have no storage left for their production. If it doesn't work - refiners are wary of accepting oil that is still technically sanctioned - VZ production will have to stop. And it may not restart
Russia's
such weak, scared #Snowflakes
ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
January 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
such weak, scared #Snowflakes
Narrator: it went just as poorly as you thought it would.
TRUMP TO DELIVER REMARKS AT GOP MEMBER RETREAT 10AM ET TUES TRUMP TO PARTICIPATES IN POLICY MEETING AT 2.30PM ET TUES
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Narrator: it went just as poorly as you thought it would.
Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."
January 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I agree: Stephen Miller is a no one.
Hey Republicans in Congress
This is the time to listen to your constituents. People are angry. No one wants a dictator. No one wants us to invade other countries. No one wants our military to obey unlawful orders. No one wants death and destruction. DO SOMETHING!
This is the time to listen to your constituents. People are angry. No one wants a dictator. No one wants us to invade other countries. No one wants our military to obey unlawful orders. No one wants death and destruction. DO SOMETHING!
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I agree: Stephen Miller is a no one.
This is topical humour, with a dash of call-back, at its finest.
Who’s booking the Venezuela Comedy Festival?
January 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
This is topical humour, with a dash of call-back, at its finest.
Just finished my annual Lord of the Rings Extended Edition watch.
To get the full 2003 theatrical experience, I’ve waited til the last ending before taking a bathroom break.
Ahhhhhhh….
To get the full 2003 theatrical experience, I’ve waited til the last ending before taking a bathroom break.
Ahhhhhhh….
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Just finished my annual Lord of the Rings Extended Edition watch.
To get the full 2003 theatrical experience, I’ve waited til the last ending before taking a bathroom break.
Ahhhhhhh….
To get the full 2003 theatrical experience, I’ve waited til the last ending before taking a bathroom break.
Ahhhhhhh….
When I tackle folding the laundry:
a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a castle and a crowd of people .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a castle and a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
When I tackle folding the laundry:
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Maduro: *ran VZ economy so poorly that each Venezuelan lost 20 lbs. on average in one year*
RFK Jr. & Dr. Oz:
RFK Jr. & Dr. Oz:
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with his hands folded
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with his hands folded
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Maduro: *ran VZ economy so poorly that each Venezuelan lost 20 lbs. on average in one year*
RFK Jr. & Dr. Oz:
RFK Jr. & Dr. Oz: