Dutchie
@dutchieh.bsky.social
Loki's companion. Tesla driver. Former Musk admirer, Current Musk despiser. Occasionally witty.
Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.
Canadian made from Dutch ingredients.
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Dutchie
@dutchieh.bsky.social
· May 23
The season’s first snow.
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The season’s first snow.
You think we want that used-up mess?
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You think we want that used-up mess?
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Thanksgiving 2026: One chicken wing (no sauce) and a marshmallow.
Trump: Costs are down!
Trump: Costs are down!
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Thanksgiving 2026: One chicken wing (no sauce) and a marshmallow.
Trump: Costs are down!
Trump: Costs are down!
Disney keeps making the same mistake of making un-needed, un-wanted live-action versions of their properties rather than developing new ideas
Dwayne Johnson says the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake has fully wrapped production.
In theaters on July 10, 2026.
In theaters on July 10, 2026.
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Disney keeps making the same mistake of making un-needed, un-wanted live-action versions of their properties rather than developing new ideas
Reposted by Dutchie
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
sigh. thankfully all the doggy twitter accounts I use to follow over there have come here to BlueSky. Alas the supposed “Tesla friends” have not. whatever that means about them… i miss the camaraderie of the original climate change mission.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The leader and deputy leader of the #CPC #ConservativePartyOfCanada are straight up unpleasant.
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The leader and deputy leader of the #CPC #ConservativePartyOfCanada are straight up unpleasant.
Patrick Stewart: 85 years old, go enjoy your rest with our gratitude.
Hugh Jackman:
Hugh Jackman:
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Patrick Stewart: 85 years old, go enjoy your rest with our gratitude.
Hugh Jackman:
Hugh Jackman:
Reposted by Dutchie
‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ will reportedly be Patrick Stewart’s final acting role.
Not just as Professor X, but his last role overall.
Not just as Professor X, but his last role overall.
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ will reportedly be Patrick Stewart’s final acting role.
Not just as Professor X, but his last role overall.
Not just as Professor X, but his last role overall.
Remember when the tragedy of a commercial flight struck a military helicopter in D.C.?
That was just 9 months ago.
A LOT has happened between then and now, and very little has been good.
That was just 9 months ago.
A LOT has happened between then and now, and very little has been good.
U.S. AIR TRAVEL IS BUCKLING UNDER THE SHUTDOWN — STAFFING SHORTAGES ARE FORCING FLIGHT DELAYS, CANCELLATIONS, AND EVEN RAISING THE THREAT OF A FULL AIRSPACE SHUTDOWN IF SAFETY SLIPS FURTHER. || WITH $4B ALREADY WIPED FROM THE TRAVEL ECONOMY AND HOLIDAY TRAFFIC LOOMING, THE
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Remember when the tragedy of a commercial flight struck a military helicopter in D.C.?
That was just 9 months ago.
A LOT has happened between then and now, and very little has been good.
That was just 9 months ago.
A LOT has happened between then and now, and very little has been good.
This ⬇️ anti-Americanism is under investigation by the FBI (presumably).
Had a great time in America but good Lord the food there is intense. I got a break out of acne and early-onset moobs just from eating American food for 10 days. Back to healthy stuff now. Salad again for dinner tonight. Fruits and veggies for lunch. We are on damage control now. 😅
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This ⬇️ anti-Americanism is under investigation by the FBI (presumably).
Taking corporate mandated training on the dangers of fatigue the day after society mandated disruption to my sleep cycle is really…
*YAAWWWNNN*
Hunh?
*YAAWWWNNN*
Hunh?
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Taking corporate mandated training on the dangers of fatigue the day after society mandated disruption to my sleep cycle is really…
*YAAWWWNNN*
Hunh?
*YAAWWWNNN*
Hunh?
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but baggage delays or loss are 9 times out of 10 the fault of the airline, not the airport.
Airline help desks don’t usually admit that.
Airline help desks don’t usually admit that.
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but baggage delays or loss are 9 times out of 10 the fault of the airline, not the airport.
Airline help desks don’t usually admit that.
Airline help desks don’t usually admit that.
"NOBODY READS THE ROOM LIKE ME, I'M THE BEST THERE IS AT JUDGING THE MOOD OF THE COUTNRY. I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF KARMIC RETALIATION.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"NOBODY READS THE ROOM LIKE ME, I'M THE BEST THERE IS AT JUDGING THE MOOD OF THE COUTNRY. I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF KARMIC RETALIATION.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
“Put away childish things” they say
“Fck no” I say.
I started taking naps as a child and am not stopping now.
“Fck no” I say.
I started taking naps as a child and am not stopping now.
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“Put away childish things” they say
“Fck no” I say.
I started taking naps as a child and am not stopping now.
“Fck no” I say.
I started taking naps as a child and am not stopping now.
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
Did a tree write this headline?
October 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Did a tree write this headline?
Was in a Teams meeting and a millennial pronounced VIVA as vy-va rather than bee-va and it totally woke me up.
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Was in a Teams meeting and a millennial pronounced VIVA as vy-va rather than bee-va and it totally woke me up.
Day 3 of a new job and I have an cleared inbox.
Definitely putting this on my performance review.
Definitely putting this on my performance review.
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Day 3 of a new job and I have an cleared inbox.
Definitely putting this on my performance review.
Definitely putting this on my performance review.