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SinGhoul or They🍿🎃 @fsociety161.bsky.social · 8m

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 7m

Testing my dog’s hearing with a barely audible “go for a walk” which he can hear from 40 yards away. The phrase “no” or “drop it” some how not registering 6 inches away while shouted. Collecting more data. Will advise.

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 41m

You son of a bitch lol

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h

when nobody ordered you anything from the ramen place

orange cat staring balefully at the camera

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 42m

Going for a long walk like Kennedy during the Cuban Missile Crisis with arms clasped behind my back. Asking myself the tough questions. Have I been lib posting? Are my tweets now resistance coded?!?! Have I betrayed my Bluesky Elder shitposting principles???

Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

Resistance people are discovering my account. No! NO!!

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 1d

Mon Mothma asking to share her screen

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 1d

after a day of meetings on zoom, i have come to appreciate george lucas’ decision to portray a technologically advanced civilization capable of interstellar space flight to still have communication systems with notably shitty audio quality

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 4h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 1h

Browsing Craigslist for sausage making equipment. It’s time.

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 1h

Tammy is the name of a woman who will cut you with a razor

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 1h

Columbia continuing to look like the biggest marks in the history of gullible, feckless, suckers.

Reuters @reuters.com · 2h

MIT refuses to accept White House terms for funding, other schools still mulling reut.rs/471tkNZ

MIT refuses to accept White House terms for funding, other schools still mulling

Massachusetts Institute of Technology President Sally Kornbluth on Friday said she "cannot support" a memo that the White House sent to nine elite U.S. universities last week detailing policies they should follow to get preferential consideration for federal funding.

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

I will delete this account and not think twice

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

My finger hovered over the block button. I didn’t. But you’re on thin ice. 😉

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

Resistance people are discovering my account. No! NO!!

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

Enjoy that spotlight while everyone around you hates your guts and roots for you to fail

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

So here’s the thing, Bari

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

You’ve earned the street cred. Don’t even need the pic.

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

Come friends. Gather and eat deeply of my abundance of corn and peanuts.

Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

It’s the most wonderful time of the year (Squirrel bulking season)

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

Not that we all didn’t know but nice to get that on the record

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 2h

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

Promo code: Epstein

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve had two tweets break contain in a week

Nandor from what we do in the shadows says I don’t care for it

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 3h

Adopt this dog. Right now.

Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 4h

Easy, breezy, beautiful - Breeze is our dog of the day for #AdoptAShelterDogMonth!

Breeze is a young, happy girl with lots of spunk. She's a pro at fetch and she loves belly rubs and giving lots of snuggles (even though she's 70lbs, she's determined to sit in your lap!)

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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 1d

Fascism got you down? Ask your doctor if drugs and alcohol are right for you.

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Matt Donato @donatobomb.bsky.social · 6h

Putting FREDDY VS. JASON on just to feel something.

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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 9h

ICE had a large white drone they were trying to put in the air but neighborhood pressure grew and they started to pack up and leave. One neighbor was shouting that ICE is a bunch of losers and an agent said to her “you’re going to lose. We will win.”

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