Dutch Pendergrass
@dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
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Black. He/Him. Firmly in the pocket of “Big Poor”.
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Testing my dog’s hearing with a barely audible “go for a walk” which he can hear from 40 yards away. The phrase “no” or “drop it” some how not registering 6 inches away while shouted. Collecting more data. Will advise.
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when nobody ordered you anything from the ramen place
orange cat staring balefully at the camera
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Going for a long walk like Kennedy during the Cuban Missile Crisis with arms clasped behind my back. Asking myself the tough questions. Have I been lib posting? Are my tweets now resistance coded?!?! Have I betrayed my Bluesky Elder shitposting principles???
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Resistance people are discovering my account. No! NO!!
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Mon Mothma asking to share her screen
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after a day of meetings on zoom, i have come to appreciate george lucas’ decision to portray a technologically advanced civilization capable of interstellar space flight to still have communication systems with notably shitty audio quality
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Browsing Craigslist for sausage making equipment. It’s time.
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Tammy is the name of a woman who will cut you with a razor
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I will delete this account and not think twice
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My finger hovered over the block button. I didn’t. But you’re on thin ice. 😉
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Resistance people are discovering my account. No! NO!!
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Enjoy that spotlight while everyone around you hates your guts and roots for you to fail
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You’ve earned the street cred. Don’t even need the pic.
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Come friends. Gather and eat deeply of my abundance of corn and peanuts.
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year (Squirrel bulking season)
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Not that we all didn’t know but nice to get that on the record
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His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
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I’ve had two tweets break contain in a week
Nandor from what we do in the shadows says I don’t care for it
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Adopt this dog. Right now.
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Easy, breezy, beautiful - Breeze is our dog of the day for #AdoptAShelterDogMonth!

Breeze is a young, happy girl with lots of spunk. She's a pro at fetch and she loves belly rubs and giving lots of snuggles (even though she's 70lbs, she's determined to sit in your lap!)
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Fascism got you down? Ask your doctor if drugs and alcohol are right for you.
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Putting FREDDY VS. JASON on just to feel something.
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ICE had a large white drone they were trying to put in the air but neighborhood pressure grew and they started to pack up and leave. One neighbor was shouting that ICE is a bunch of losers and an agent said to her “you’re going to lose. We will win.”