Dutch Pendergrass
@dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
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Black. He/Him. Firmly in the pocket of “Big Poor”.
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dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
Looking at the clock. Yeah, I know it’s 10 but I think I can fit in Total Recall.
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
In PDX it’s the same handful of chronic fuck ups, wife beaters, grifters, general racist losers, and would be stochastic terrorist toadies. This is all they have. No real friends. Mostly despised by their families. Jokes. Walking sad little jokes that double as cautionary tales.
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
MAGA streamers crashing out because this was supposed to be their big payday and it’s a big dud for them. They keep losing here on every front. Eating shit sandwich after shit sandwich. Most of their brownshirts friends still in jail for shit they did in 2020. Sad, pathetic, empty, little Nazis.
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bobbyspumoni.bsky.social
The right wing in Portland has hidden behind and been directly aided by the Portland Police Bureau for decades, including the people involved here, so this is just about the funniest turn of events ever.
"I cannot wait to see DHS
absolutely crush this agency," she wrote. Daviscourt reports for the conservative outlet The Post Millennial, which is run by right-wing activist Andy Ngo.
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
Today/tonight: chicken, some other bird, raccoon, and a unicorn. We are trending in the right direction.
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courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
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dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
Kinda need someone to dress up as a clown down at ICE. Let’s just go ahead and add a new costume each day. Get Cobra Commander out there. That old Borat Halloween costume in your closet? Dust it off. Go as the Limu Emu (& Doug). Give me the most surreal images of government violence.
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
I love that the infighting and backbiting is already starting. Can’t trust any of these shitheels. But we can trust them to be themselves.
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
Sensible attire for sensible people.
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
Doesn’t tip. Not big on hand washing. Owns a lot of “WW2 Memorabilia”.
joshuajfriedman.com
What will the new Adam O'Neal–hosted WaPo opinions podcast sound like for the next few decades? Maybe a little something like this x.com/WashPostComm...
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
At first I was like would Donald Trump really do a full on international ham fisted fascist incident at the Super Bowl? Then I realized I was being silly. There would be nothing international about it.
vonhonkington.bsky.social
So ice is going to arrest that guy at the super bowl halftime show right?
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
Would be hilarious if we discover Amelia Earhart actually crashed on the Epstein Island thus bringing all this full circle.
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
Dutch Pendergrass. The only poster sponsored by the fine folks at Rancho Gordo beans.
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
When it comes to meatballs or salami there is no such thing as too much fennel.
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dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
I need the Jays to win. For America.
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
I shrieked. You can’t even foment bullshit out of this.
I have never been more hopeful that I will in fact see these people thrown in a fucking jail forever
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
This made me laugh so hard. Second screenshot is of the video posted by Benny Johnson of the event.
Benny Johnson « @bennyjohnson
X.com
BREAKING: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem stares down army of Antifa and a guy in a chicken suit from the rooftop of the ICE facility here in Portland.
Noem says:
"Hey; Guy in the chicken suit. You can do better.
Too bad they are uneducated and ill-informed."
Noem isn't chicken: [chicken emoji] A view from the roof of the building. There are about 15-20 people visible in total, several of whom appear to be reporters. Most are holding signs. They aren’t even taking up the whole sidewalk. One guy is wearing a chicken suit.
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
I get what he was going for but can’t imagine most women want to be compared favorably to brood mares.
razzball.bsky.social
“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”
Bryce Harper on the birth of his fourth child, a boy, last week: "I've got an incredible wife, man. She pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds. She's an absolute monster doing it. Women, man, what a breed.
I'm serious, it's an incredible thing."
dutchpendergrass.bsky.social
We would have enough in common with that alone to at least have 60/40 odds of making it