Dystopian Prophet
dystopianprophet.bsky.social
Dystopian Prophet
@dystopianprophet.bsky.social
More than iconoclasm. It's an iconogasm.

This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
Pinned
and now you know why I could never be a Democrat, either. Nobody wants to be associated with this level of failure.
Exactly what I'm talking about. Asks an open question of the public, then limits replies. Total parasite, sucking free energy off the internet. #blocked
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
National Guardsmen being shot in DC never happened under Biden.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The ones demanding respect for the office of president some years back, now can't wait for bloodsport on the White House ground.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
the Chinese bot accounts in Western names are super easy to spot.

Just mock BYD and watch them crawl out from under the Red Army rocks.
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I started a FB just so I could troll political Reels without being doxed. After a week or two, it believes I want to see videos of Irish chicks playing really pure Delta blues and black chicks playing funky 70s bass. They're the best selections they've sent me so far.

Maybe the algos are OK
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I wanted to congratulate you on your post about your wonderful turn of fortune. What a win for you and your family that I can relate to.

But you didn't let me reply so I blocked you instead. You don't want to see me, I don't want to see you. Easy as that.
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I despise a dry turkey too, and thus I don't make them.

First thing you do is take out that pop-up thermometer and throw it in the trash. It's a liability avoidance device to protect processors from stoopid cooks. Use a calibrated meat thermometer, and take it out at 155°F.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
if God put out a betting line about the most corrupt president in US history; to be revealed in 7 days... I'd bet every single liquid penny I could squeeze out of my current life to bet that it's Trump.

Like, I'd sell 3 cars and all my fishing equipment to wager that line.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I mean, sure. Give your money to the Red Army for a car that couldn't take a hit from a Prius and sends all your data back on a direct line to Beijing and the aforementioned Red Army.

Chinese cars do not belong on American roads.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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In October, statewide news reported that a sheriff's deputy in Texas searched thousands of Flock cameras in Washington for 'Had an abortion, search for female.’ New documents obtained by RANGE show Spokane County Sheriff's Office cameras were accessed in that search:
Texas deputy searched Spokane County Flock cameras for a woman who had an abortion– RANGE Media
Amidst nationwide and state scrutiny of the cameras, Spokane County’s Flock network was used by an out-of-state cop looking for a woman who had an abortion.
rangemedia.co
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
#Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDisaster

I've mentioned that my current oven is a complete alien weirdo oven. It's an electric that cooks a 20lb turkey in 2 hours. Well done, too. I cannot explain this.

You can imagine the chaos this created, the first time. I hadn't even started the potatoes.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
what happens when you've fired all the generals and replaced them with foppish stooges?
That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
my favorite game of all time was #SimCity4. I played it for 3 solid years. Had an online city journal and everything. It's where Herman Cain got his 9/9/9 tax policy.

What fool would reject the light rail from the NAM update for RL use? It's transit success in the bank for large urban areas.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Eloon has been paying foreigners to trash the American society and system.

C'mon, man.
“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.”

@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Those Mexican cartels are really happy that Trump doesn't know they exist.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
introducing my wife to the music of #WynonieHarris. You thought WAP was dirty? LOL!

#JumpBlues
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8sw...
Wynonie Harris - Keep On Churnin' (Til The Butter Come)
YouTube video by burnttoastjukebox
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'd watch James Spader shoot anyone without warning or provocation, anytime. #Blacklist
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
DMV level unlocked...
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
NPR's silly bullshit today is that people only eat sweets because of marketing and advertising.

They're giving this idiocy an uncritical platform. #NoBetterThanFox
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
World leaders openly mocking the US in South Africa is squarely on Trump and his minions. This didn't happen under Biden.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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They just got him on tax charges, too.
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
they still don't accept any responsibility. It's easier to claim he cheated despite zero evidence than to admit they guaranteed Trump's win.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm getting sick and tired of telling you how to shake that thing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=49Xb...
Wynonie Harris - Shake That Thing
YouTube video by daddynap
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Surprise!

Reuters confirms that Kushner & Witkoff met in private with a sanctioned Kremlin proxy in Miami to help draft the new “peace plan” for Ukraine. This leaves the administration wide open to serious counterintelligence & influence-risk concerns.

www.reuters.com/world/europe...
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM