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dystopianprophet.bsky.social
Dystopian Prophet
@dystopianprophet.bsky.social
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Bigots always have reasons why their bigotry is justified and excusable. Terrorists always have reasons why their terrorism is justified and excusable. This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 8h
A lot of people hate my guts.

So do I, actually.

#IBDhumor
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 9h
#TrumpSoundtrack Vol 2, Disc 2

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJsr...
History Is Made By Stupid People By The Arrogant Worms
YouTube video by Quinton G
www.youtube.com
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 9h
History is made by stupid people
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 10h
you'd be surprised how much traction he gets among other groups
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 10h
current technology includes drone motherships in the air and on sea, drone wingmen for fighter jets... just jeez, man.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 11h
I'm from Chicago, 33 years there and 20 here. I still find the culture gap glaring every day, as I'm stuck behind someone trying to enter high speed interstate traffic at 40 mph.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 11h
Portlandia nailed the vibe of Portland like no other show has ever captured a city. Scene after scene of recognizable madness.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 11h
they drive REALLY slow. Comatose. Even your grandma will road rage at them.

They have been conditioned to be standoffish to strangers. It's called the NW Freeze. Too many nuts on the street to chance random convos.

Terrible pizza. Stumptown is foreign-owned. Voodoo is overrated.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 11h
it's no YoSaffBridge
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 11h
letting ginger ale fizz on my tongue, just to feel something
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 11h
there are 1 year old useds on the market at shocking deals
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 11h
those 7 million stompyfeet leftists that sat out the election and gave Trump his throne, now get to watch him take a victory lap in the smoldering ashes and demand a Nobel Prize.

They should be forced to cheer their handiwork.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 11h
there's only one solution, and it never fails. Nothing else will work. But nooooo....
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
This one goes out to the poor burned-up people in #Portland. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Sn...
The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown - Fire (1968 Stereo)
YouTube video by Arthur Brown
www.youtube.com
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
he's imagining a lot more Crazy World Of Arthur Brown's kinda Fire.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
she missed the best airport in the country
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
they knew that
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
yeah but who's gonna put their kids in the same room as that guy?
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
nobody puts baby in a Plymouth

because that means she's gonna have to push it home
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
$10 says he's had sex with one.

$20 says it came from roadkill.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
and NATO should tell him to go blow a goat
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
#KristiTheCriminal
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
even here in WA state, the mayor's race comes down to an elderly woman deeply in hock to wealthy developers vs a neo-Nazi anti-5G nutter butter.

The Dems aren't going to lose this one, but someone sticking around after their career is over is gonna make it a race.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
he meant, they're the ones who are going to come for you