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Salty Old Crow. Heavily drank, never sank.
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"I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way."

Trusty Shellback. Order of the Ditch.

Friend of DeSoto.

I don't need fun to have alcohol.
Found this on the ground. LOL
How did that work out for everyone, I wonder?
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Best thing I've seen in quite awhile.

youtu.be/QpLfcfGybNQ?...
Stalled Trek: The Dumbsday Machine Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Mark R. Largent
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You know you're having a hell of a week when you find out one of your employees is dead from the IT guy.

Interesting morning.
August 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reposted by Salty Old Crow. Heavily drank, never sank.
It seems that Tim Apple is taking the company in a different direction.
August 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Last stop on the Crazy Train.

🤲🏻
July 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Subtle Summer shirts back in rotation.
July 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Even better, she landed a summer gig as a...I guess you'd call it a morale booster (?) for a local hockey team. (They didn't call it a cheerleader job, but that's kind of what it sounds like).

SHE GETS TO USE THE T-SHIRT CANNON.
July 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Gonna try focusing on the good stuff.

Daughter one finally landed a full-time teaching job instead of that "full-time sub" BS they stuck her with, so 👍.
July 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Number 5 is alive!

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

...I can go on.......
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
July 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
🤔
June 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
@wheatus.com I see ya, man.
June 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
youtu.be
June 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Haven't seen one of these guys in a while....
June 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Kinda cool.
May 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Yay?
May 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Daughters 1 & 3 went to the game specifically for this...
May 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Happy Radish wishes you a good day.
May 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I put two cherries in my Old Fashioned so I'm considering this my daily serving of fruit & veg.

This counts, right?
May 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Made vegetarian chilli because Daughter #3....

It tastes good but is it even chilli when made with fake meat?

The sacrifices you make for your damn kids.
May 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Half of my brain said "Absolutely do not try opening that, you idiot."
The other half....well....
Guess who's wiping down the wall and desk now.
May 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I think I did OK.

Daughter 1 : Teacher
Daughter 2: Mortician/ Funeral Director
Daughter 3 : Training Coordinator (some sort of marketing firm in Manhattan..I don't understand it.)

Can I relax now?
May 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Daughter 1 just landed a full-time teaching job at a high school.

That's all three girls finally gainfully employed with benefits.

Parenting complete.
May 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
May 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM