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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't realize that Dayne having his tongue out after a moment of sporting success was such a trigger point for so many Sounders fans, but man... they hated that, huh? #mnufc

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PA Loon (he/him) @loonsylvania.bsky.social · 2d

Turns out you can’t come out playing like dog shit and conceding 3 goals if you want to win

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

Did Dayne go out and party after finding out he was Goalkeeper of the Year or something? WOOF. #mnufc

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

#mnufc

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

I had just snuggled into my blankets when the Loons turned it around. Do I remain in bed and continue to let the Loons cook or watch the rest of the match and potentially jinx it? #mnufc

East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

Sleep well, everyone.

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

Put the dog on the pitch and let's get an Air Bud situation goin'. At this point, what do we have to lose?

x - Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 2d

hey guys, just wanted to let you know this is who you are yelling at

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

Sleep well, everyone.

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

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Jet Gordon @jetgordonsun.bsky.social · 2d

So we just don't get to see the offside line on the replays for any of these goals?

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck it, let's lose by 50.

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 2d

*audible sigh*

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

@samdamda.bsky.social !

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

going to need to take a nap to prepare for tonight's 10:45pm match kickoff. #mnufc

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 2d

DAYNE'S WORLD!
DAYNE'S WORLD!
IT'S PARTY TIME!
EXCELLENT!
#mnufc

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 6d

I appreciate the workshop.

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 6d

If this is the actual on-the-pitch GK shirt for 2026, I need a DSC one RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY. 🇨🇦🔥

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 7d

long may they suffer

East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 7d

Hear Me Out: A chant for Nectarios Triantis, but it's just "Tequila" by The Champs. #MNUFC

TRIANTIS

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 7d

Also, practice your penalties.

or don't, I don't give a shit.

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 7d

#Sounders fans crying about #MNUFC playing "ugly/negative soccer" is so funny.

Do you have any idea what we've had to endure to FINALLY have a team that buys into an ethos completely with gusto to make magic?! WORLD PRESS writes about us.

Go cry in your trophies, let us live.

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · 18d

This team are *14th* in the Western Conference. What are we even doing? #mnufc

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · Oct 5

I AM SO GLAD THERE IS BRASS IN THE WW NOW #MNUFC

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East Coast Dark Clouds @ecdcmnufc.bsky.social · Oct 5

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