me: I’m so glad I sent my daughter to
daughter: finishing school

Meno di 24 ore dopo che il Parlamento europeo ha votato per vietare l'uso di nomi come "hamburger", "salsiccia" o "bistecca" per gli alimenti a base vegetale, la mensa dell'istituzione a Strasburgo ha servito un "hamburger vegano" come opzione salutare per il pranzo. www.politico.eu/article/eu-p...

[forest]
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind

Fascism occurs twice: first as the tragedy of a Second World War started by men who fought the First and knowingly chose slaughter, then as the farce of an ignorant draft dodger trying to provoke a war against his own people.

Don’t you hate it when the automatic arm rail of the escalator is out of sync with the stairs, and your arm moves so far ahead of you it dislocates then detaches and goes on to form its own life separate of you?

They’re eating the Ubers and they’re eating the Lyfts.

Apparently

My daughter knew who he was. I didn't

ChatGPT was only pretending to write a book?
Wow, it really is human.

It fits..!

Boss: Make it look like an accident

Hitman: [has a gender reveal party]

using the power of AI, you can now step into and even talk with your favorite paintings, like the mona lisa! she won't stop screaming. her mind cannot comprehend the third dimension we placed her in. every moment of her existence is like being smashed through a plate glass window in every direction

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

I'm sorry but the wide spread acceptance of just filming everything in public for social media is so gross to me, I don't want to be on your tiktok I'm just queuing for a coffee!

RFK Jr: *eats a large spiderweb* we have convinced Crystal Light to end the tyranny of aspartame

Chissà quanto sarebbe ricca ora una persona che avesse registrato il copyright di "E...state in città"

Not everyone can do these magic eye things, but if you can sort of let your eyes refocus you might be able to make out the letters H, B and O. Amazing effect.

Hacks e Somebody Somewhere, le mie serie preferite viste quest'estate

💈 Leggi contro i diritti delle persone trans negli Stati Uniti: “Non vi stancate mai di essere dalla parte sbagliata della storia?”
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