Eerie Emilie, the spookiest gay in the village
@eerieemilie.bsky.social
she/her preferred, they/them on a trial basis | goth, punk, rookie stoner, streamer, and all around cool cat | ΘΔ | engaged to @yourpalroachie.bsky.social
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I am genuinely really afraid that this year will be just like last year and I’ll get stuck in another endless cycle of the same few pieces of media in a desperate attempt to stave off another suicide attempt.
If you don’t get my Sinistar references, you are definitely too young for me.
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you don’t get my Sinistar references, you are definitely too young for me.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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The scars of slavery really are scarred into the very face of America isn't it
How the fuck did I not know this!
How the fuck did I not know this!
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The scars of slavery really are scarred into the very face of America isn't it
How the fuck did I not know this!
How the fuck did I not know this!
Farm to Table - Bartees Strange (vinyl, bought at concert)
The Second Stage Turbine Blade - Coheed & Cambria (limited edition vinyl, played it once, cat scratched it)
So-Lo - Danny Elfman/Oingo Boingo (CD)
Skeletá - Ghost (CD & vinyl)
New Boots & Panties - Ian Dury (vinyl)
The Second Stage Turbine Blade - Coheed & Cambria (limited edition vinyl, played it once, cat scratched it)
So-Lo - Danny Elfman/Oingo Boingo (CD)
Skeletá - Ghost (CD & vinyl)
New Boots & Panties - Ian Dury (vinyl)
I don't want to know about your streaming stats.
What music did you BUY this year?
What music did you BUY this year?
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Farm to Table - Bartees Strange (vinyl, bought at concert)
The Second Stage Turbine Blade - Coheed & Cambria (limited edition vinyl, played it once, cat scratched it)
So-Lo - Danny Elfman/Oingo Boingo (CD)
Skeletá - Ghost (CD & vinyl)
New Boots & Panties - Ian Dury (vinyl)
The Second Stage Turbine Blade - Coheed & Cambria (limited edition vinyl, played it once, cat scratched it)
So-Lo - Danny Elfman/Oingo Boingo (CD)
Skeletá - Ghost (CD & vinyl)
New Boots & Panties - Ian Dury (vinyl)
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I hate that we all have to pretend that right wing provocateurs are being genuine when their goal is to get a reaction out of people.
You should be able to clock someone who is clearly being an asshole.
You should be able to clock someone who is clearly being an asshole.
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I hate that we all have to pretend that right wing provocateurs are being genuine when their goal is to get a reaction out of people.
You should be able to clock someone who is clearly being an asshole.
You should be able to clock someone who is clearly being an asshole.
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
So when I woke up today and saw that our trash can wasn’t in front of our house, I assumed that Jonas had gotten it last night when I wasn’t looking.
Jonas has informed me that we have no trash can.
Who the hell steals a trash can?!
Jonas has informed me that we have no trash can.
Who the hell steals a trash can?!
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So when I woke up today and saw that our trash can wasn’t in front of our house, I assumed that Jonas had gotten it last night when I wasn’t looking.
Jonas has informed me that we have no trash can.
Who the hell steals a trash can?!
Jonas has informed me that we have no trash can.
Who the hell steals a trash can?!
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Camaro Berlinetta (1984)
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Camaro Berlinetta (1984)
Man, I wanna be a cool butch/tomboy stoner chick.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Man, I wanna be a cool butch/tomboy stoner chick.
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More than 1 million bags of shredded cheese is being recalled because they may contain metal fragments.
This is what happens when you cut food safety standards and gut the FDA
If you have cheese by the Great Lakes Cheese Co sold at Walmart, Publix or Aldi…check recall alerts
This is what happens when you cut food safety standards and gut the FDA
If you have cheese by the Great Lakes Cheese Co sold at Walmart, Publix or Aldi…check recall alerts
1.5 million bags of shredded cheese have been recalled. Check your fridge for these brands
Shredded cheeses sold in stores such as Target, Walmart and Aldi have been recalled in 31 states, including California, according to the Food and Drug Administration.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
More than 1 million bags of shredded cheese is being recalled because they may contain metal fragments.
This is what happens when you cut food safety standards and gut the FDA
If you have cheese by the Great Lakes Cheese Co sold at Walmart, Publix or Aldi…check recall alerts
This is what happens when you cut food safety standards and gut the FDA
If you have cheese by the Great Lakes Cheese Co sold at Walmart, Publix or Aldi…check recall alerts
“You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane—you kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.”
I can’t believe a sitting politician just told the president that he controls the weather. I can’t take this shit anymore. These “people” cannot be allowed to stay in power.
I can’t believe a sitting politician just told the president that he controls the weather. I can’t take this shit anymore. These “people” cannot be allowed to stay in power.
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
“You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane—you kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.”
I can’t believe a sitting politician just told the president that he controls the weather. I can’t take this shit anymore. These “people” cannot be allowed to stay in power.
I can’t believe a sitting politician just told the president that he controls the weather. I can’t take this shit anymore. These “people” cannot be allowed to stay in power.
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If Tron: Ares is indicative of what Nine Inch Nails sounds like now… maybe Nine Inch Nails should just call it a day. I hope to god this was the studio demanding a NIN song for marketing purposes, because this just feels like going through the motions.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If Tron: Ares is indicative of what Nine Inch Nails sounds like now… maybe Nine Inch Nails should just call it a day. I hope to god this was the studio demanding a NIN song for marketing purposes, because this just feels like going through the motions.
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I love the people who come out of a dispensary and immediately smoke a joint in the parking lot. I envy you, but you also probably have a problem and really shouldn’t be driving. I want you to live to smoke another day.
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I love the people who come out of a dispensary and immediately smoke a joint in the parking lot. I envy you, but you also probably have a problem and really shouldn’t be driving. I want you to live to smoke another day.
Behold, the ten biggest parasites ruining your life.
These are the 10 richest people in the world right now.
The Top 10 Richest People In The World | December 2025
There’s a new No. 2 on Forbes’ ranking of the world’s wealthiest people.
www.forbes.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Behold, the ten biggest parasites ruining your life.
It’s a crime that Ritual De Lo Habitual didn’t end with the climactic energy of “Three Days,” but there’s a whole three songs after that, for some reason.
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It’s a crime that Ritual De Lo Habitual didn’t end with the climactic energy of “Three Days,” but there’s a whole three songs after that, for some reason.
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Now that it's appropriate,
Here's a little treat for you from Celine Dion's ultrasecret country career
Here's a little treat for you from Celine Dion's ultrasecret country career
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Now that it's appropriate,
Here's a little treat for you from Celine Dion's ultrasecret country career
Here's a little treat for you from Celine Dion's ultrasecret country career
Emi fact: I used to be really confused how Def Leppard could have known what an iPhone was when they weren’t invented yet.
‘Cause “Pour Some Sugar on Me” has that line “Looking like a lover with a radar phone,” but I used to mishear it as “with a red iPhone.”
‘Cause “Pour Some Sugar on Me” has that line “Looking like a lover with a radar phone,” but I used to mishear it as “with a red iPhone.”
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Emi fact: I used to be really confused how Def Leppard could have known what an iPhone was when they weren’t invented yet.
‘Cause “Pour Some Sugar on Me” has that line “Looking like a lover with a radar phone,” but I used to mishear it as “with a red iPhone.”
‘Cause “Pour Some Sugar on Me” has that line “Looking like a lover with a radar phone,” but I used to mishear it as “with a red iPhone.”
Obsessed as I am with big muscles, I’ve never really been all that impressed by biceps because they’re basically a vanity muscle. But I am extremely weak to big arms in long sleeves.
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Obsessed as I am with big muscles, I’ve never really been all that impressed by biceps because they’re basically a vanity muscle. But I am extremely weak to big arms in long sleeves.
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GET TO HAVE YOUR OC IN THE WILDLIFE PARK PILOT!
Submit your character here:
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Submit your character here:
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December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
GET TO HAVE YOUR OC IN THE WILDLIFE PARK PILOT!
Submit your character here:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Submit your character here:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Fanny Basterbate
England and Wales, Census, 1881
England and Wales, Census, 1881
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fanny Basterbate
England and Wales, Census, 1881
England and Wales, Census, 1881
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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The government can’t shut down a performance just because officials dislike its message — that’s a textbook First Amendment violation.
Florida’s AG is trying to use the power of the state to advance a narrow form of Christianity and punish his perceived ideological opponents.
Florida’s AG is trying to use the power of the state to advance a narrow form of Christianity and punish his perceived ideological opponents.
Florida’s attorney general is panicking over a Christmas-themed adults-only drag show.
Thankfully, the local city council has so far ignored his "unsolicited opinion."
The only obscenity here is the manufactured outrage.
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/florida-at...
Thankfully, the local city council has so far ignored his "unsolicited opinion."
The only obscenity here is the manufactured outrage.
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/florida-at...
Florida Attorney General declares war on adults-only holiday drag show
Attorney General James Uthmeier's frantic letter to Pensacola officials exposes the emptiness of the right’s anti-drag panic
www.friendlyatheist.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The government can’t shut down a performance just because officials dislike its message — that’s a textbook First Amendment violation.
Florida’s AG is trying to use the power of the state to advance a narrow form of Christianity and punish his perceived ideological opponents.
Florida’s AG is trying to use the power of the state to advance a narrow form of Christianity and punish his perceived ideological opponents.