Eevla
@eevla.bsky.social
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30's, she/they, gay cottagecore metalhead nerd, kinkster, your soft Dom moot.
Here to scream about gay pirates.
I write soft filthy sweet kinky wholesome fics!
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Eevla
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30's, she/they, gay cottagecore metalhead nerd, kinkster, your soft Dom moot.
Here to scream about gay pirates.
I write soft filthy sweet kinky wholesome fics!
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Eevla
Pfp by @jellyNUTTED (x)
We're watching Murderbot and it's absolutely delightful!
Alexander Skarsgård is so babyboy in this... or babybot...
Alexander Skarsgård is so babyboy in this... or babybot...
December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We're watching Murderbot and it's absolutely delightful!
Alexander Skarsgård is so babyboy in this... or babybot...
Alexander Skarsgård is so babyboy in this... or babybot...
That One Lady with the Eyes is all over my feed, and my wife nailed the character. It's:
"I'm five. You just took the best toy dinosaur out of my hands and ran off with it, in the precious twenty minutes of free play time I have in my life." There's the key to the Evil Pout. You're welcome.
"I'm five. You just took the best toy dinosaur out of my hands and ran off with it, in the precious twenty minutes of free play time I have in my life." There's the key to the Evil Pout. You're welcome.
December 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That One Lady with the Eyes is all over my feed, and my wife nailed the character. It's:
"I'm five. You just took the best toy dinosaur out of my hands and ran off with it, in the precious twenty minutes of free play time I have in my life." There's the key to the Evil Pout. You're welcome.
"I'm five. You just took the best toy dinosaur out of my hands and ran off with it, in the precious twenty minutes of free play time I have in my life." There's the key to the Evil Pout. You're welcome.
This afternoon, the sun was at its afternoon apex of 8° over the horizon, and after weeks of fog, I was so happy to see it, even just for a little while!
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This afternoon, the sun was at its afternoon apex of 8° over the horizon, and after weeks of fog, I was so happy to see it, even just for a little while!
Excuse me?!? Are we actually getting a season 3 of Pushing Daisies?!?!
Our Flag Means Death next?
The OA next?
GLOW next?
Our Flag Means Death next?
The OA next?
GLOW next?
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Excuse me?!? Are we actually getting a season 3 of Pushing Daisies?!?!
Our Flag Means Death next?
The OA next?
GLOW next?
Our Flag Means Death next?
The OA next?
GLOW next?
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December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I am legitimately jealous of people who have those Bonne Maman tiny jam advent calendars and I wish they were available in my country because I feel like tiny jam du jour might fix my seasonal depression.
Especially since I'm kind of obsessed with using my antique iron fireplace as a toaster.
Especially since I'm kind of obsessed with using my antique iron fireplace as a toaster.
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I am legitimately jealous of people who have those Bonne Maman tiny jam advent calendars and I wish they were available in my country because I feel like tiny jam du jour might fix my seasonal depression.
Especially since I'm kind of obsessed with using my antique iron fireplace as a toaster.
Especially since I'm kind of obsessed with using my antique iron fireplace as a toaster.
Is anyone familiar with Copenhagen?
I'm looking for restaurant/café recs!
(Not looking for anything fancy or over the top fine dining, just good vibes!)
I'm looking for restaurant/café recs!
(Not looking for anything fancy or over the top fine dining, just good vibes!)
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Is anyone familiar with Copenhagen?
I'm looking for restaurant/café recs!
(Not looking for anything fancy or over the top fine dining, just good vibes!)
I'm looking for restaurant/café recs!
(Not looking for anything fancy or over the top fine dining, just good vibes!)
I'm cleaning up my SD card, and it's hilarious how many pictures I have of my cats cuddling. I thought it was rare when it began, but I think, eight years later, I just had hundreds if not thousands of just this:
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm cleaning up my SD card, and it's hilarious how many pictures I have of my cats cuddling. I thought it was rare when it began, but I think, eight years later, I just had hundreds if not thousands of just this:
Pluribus s1e6 was so good!!!
Samba Schutte is and continues to be an absolute treasure.
Samba Schutte is and continues to be an absolute treasure.
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Pluribus s1e6 was so good!!!
Samba Schutte is and continues to be an absolute treasure.
Samba Schutte is and continues to be an absolute treasure.
Sometimes I feel sad. Other times I remember that shoebills exist.
a close up of a bird 's face with a caption that says ' africanorange ' on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a bird 's face with a caption that says ' africanorange ' on the bottom
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December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sometimes I feel sad. Other times I remember that shoebills exist.
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comic commission for @luna666.bsky.social for her fic!!! 💙
if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...
if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
comic commission for @luna666.bsky.social for her fic!!! 💙
if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...
if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...
Okay, I'm finally watching Interview with the Vampire, and I get to see what all this fuss was about...
...years late to the party but here I am!
...years late to the party but here I am!
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Okay, I'm finally watching Interview with the Vampire, and I get to see what all this fuss was about...
...years late to the party but here I am!
...years late to the party but here I am!
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Hi, all! Miss you! Hope you're well!!!
I've just started a new type of medication and the side effects are kicking my ass, so I'm just... existing... until I hopefully stop feeling wobbly and start feeling okay.
But! Princess and I just booked a little spring vacation and I'm SO EXCITED!!!
I've just started a new type of medication and the side effects are kicking my ass, so I'm just... existing... until I hopefully stop feeling wobbly and start feeling okay.
But! Princess and I just booked a little spring vacation and I'm SO EXCITED!!!
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hi, all! Miss you! Hope you're well!!!
I've just started a new type of medication and the side effects are kicking my ass, so I'm just... existing... until I hopefully stop feeling wobbly and start feeling okay.
But! Princess and I just booked a little spring vacation and I'm SO EXCITED!!!
I've just started a new type of medication and the side effects are kicking my ass, so I'm just... existing... until I hopefully stop feeling wobbly and start feeling okay.
But! Princess and I just booked a little spring vacation and I'm SO EXCITED!!!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Opeth
Cult of Luna
The Ocean Collective
Porcupine Tree
Gojira
Opeth
Cult of Luna
The Ocean Collective
Porcupine Tree
Gojira
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Hurray for the Riff Raff
Mitski
BTS
Lorde
My Chemical Romance
Hurray for the Riff Raff
Mitski
BTS
Lorde
My Chemical Romance
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Opeth
Cult of Luna
The Ocean Collective
Porcupine Tree
Gojira
Opeth
Cult of Luna
The Ocean Collective
Porcupine Tree
Gojira
I cooked a belated American-Norwegian Thanksgiving dinner of vegetarian sausage in mushroom gravy, herby mash, salad, and my grandmother's sweet potato casserole, which I always feel absolutely insane cooking (it involves pineapple and marshmallows), but the nostalgia is worth it. 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I cooked a belated American-Norwegian Thanksgiving dinner of vegetarian sausage in mushroom gravy, herby mash, salad, and my grandmother's sweet potato casserole, which I always feel absolutely insane cooking (it involves pineapple and marshmallows), but the nostalgia is worth it. 🥰
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Hey. Hey you. Our queerness is our magic and if you too are spending the day being squashed by heteronormative, patriarchal bullshit, don't forget that we're all still with you, believing for a better world. #crewforlife
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hey. Hey you. Our queerness is our magic and if you too are spending the day being squashed by heteronormative, patriarchal bullshit, don't forget that we're all still with you, believing for a better world. #crewforlife
The targeted ads are getting a little bit too close... just got a commercial in which gay people are eating a cheese platter...
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The targeted ads are getting a little bit too close... just got a commercial in which gay people are eating a cheese platter...
I haven't seen my favorite band live since 2013 (which was what made me fall in love with them), and in 2026, I will be seeing them twice.
I am going to cry!!!!
I am going to cry!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I haven't seen my favorite band live since 2013 (which was what made me fall in love with them), and in 2026, I will be seeing them twice.
I am going to cry!!!!
I am going to cry!!!!
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Wha... what do you mean I'm going to see my favorite band of all time twice next year?!?!!?
After 13 human years?!?!!
Sorry I'm not sorry I'm just crying... I've had a really hard week and needed good news.
2026 is going to be the best!
After 13 human years?!?!!
Sorry I'm not sorry I'm just crying... I've had a really hard week and needed good news.
2026 is going to be the best!
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wha... what do you mean I'm going to see my favorite band of all time twice next year?!?!!?
After 13 human years?!?!!
Sorry I'm not sorry I'm just crying... I've had a really hard week and needed good news.
2026 is going to be the best!
After 13 human years?!?!!
Sorry I'm not sorry I'm just crying... I've had a really hard week and needed good news.
2026 is going to be the best!
I'm pretty sure I'm wearing the correct bra size for the first time in my adult life...
I'm wearing a 34(75)L or a 32(70)M, (and yes, I desperately need a reduction).
My wife @tuathatutu.bsky.social got me this one on sale and I actually feel good in it. (And look good in it!!! It's so sexy!) 🖤
I'm wearing a 34(75)L or a 32(70)M, (and yes, I desperately need a reduction).
My wife @tuathatutu.bsky.social got me this one on sale and I actually feel good in it. (And look good in it!!! It's so sexy!) 🖤
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm wearing the correct bra size for the first time in my adult life...
I'm wearing a 34(75)L or a 32(70)M, (and yes, I desperately need a reduction).
My wife @tuathatutu.bsky.social got me this one on sale and I actually feel good in it. (And look good in it!!! It's so sexy!) 🖤
I'm wearing a 34(75)L or a 32(70)M, (and yes, I desperately need a reduction).
My wife @tuathatutu.bsky.social got me this one on sale and I actually feel good in it. (And look good in it!!! It's so sexy!) 🖤
I got a notification that the Docs app on my phone was put to deep sleep... rude, but okay.
Writer's block is an absolute dick and I'm so sorry to my wips... I haven't forgotten about them for a single day but my brain just... does not sit down and write.
Writer's block is an absolute dick and I'm so sorry to my wips... I haven't forgotten about them for a single day but my brain just... does not sit down and write.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I got a notification that the Docs app on my phone was put to deep sleep... rude, but okay.
Writer's block is an absolute dick and I'm so sorry to my wips... I haven't forgotten about them for a single day but my brain just... does not sit down and write.
Writer's block is an absolute dick and I'm so sorry to my wips... I haven't forgotten about them for a single day but my brain just... does not sit down and write.
I'm not sorry this has temporarily become a Creature fan account.
I just have a weakness for sweet misunderstood babyboys/girls with big brown eyes.
I just have a weakness for sweet misunderstood babyboys/girls with big brown eyes.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I'm not sorry this has temporarily become a Creature fan account.
I just have a weakness for sweet misunderstood babyboys/girls with big brown eyes.
I just have a weakness for sweet misunderstood babyboys/girls with big brown eyes.
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The Creature by sonacava #Frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Creature by sonacava #Frankenstein