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Eevla
@eevla.bsky.social
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🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🔞 30's, she/they, gay cottagecore metalhead nerd, kinkster, your soft Dom moot. Here to scream about gay pirates. I write soft filthy sweet kinky wholesome fics! https://archiveofourown.org/users/Eevla Pfp by @jellyNUTTED (x)
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 6h
They knew what we wanted and delivered it on a silver platter... with some twine!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 7h
I still can't believe that this actually happened.
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ellie | do it for rhysie @ellmercury.bsky.social · 10h
happy second birthday to my absolutely beloved ed teach getting cat-collared and teaching his boyfriend how to soft dom him right into a floaty subspace
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 7h
Persnickety Person Problems:
I found a type of toothbrush the other week that I really liked (which is difficult), and then I got sick with added cold sores, and needed to throw it away and replace it, and of course, zero stores have it anymore.

I hope the one I ordered today is close!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 18h
Gorgeous!!!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 4d
It wasn't an official hurricane, but an "extreme storm", but the force was similar. My area in particular got especially fucked. (That's us in the top corner of the red zone.)
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 4d
We took our first proper forest walk post-hurricaine and everything is so incredibly mushroomy!
The cats enjoyed climbing on the fallen pines.

It's insane to see just how hard our area was hit by the storm, but we (and our house) are luckily totally fine!
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ofmdkinktober.bsky.social
OMFD Kinktober 2025! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 5d
Day 7! 😈 #ofmdkinktober25
A hand holding a chain with a cross on the end, the background is black. Text reads “10/7 watersports lingerie priest kink/hierophilia #ofmdkinktober25”
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 6d
What a difficult vote for this bird nerd!

But I have to say I have complete freakouts when my friend sends me updates on the tawny frogmouth Muppet babies that live in her garden.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 7d
Bonus picture of my lunatic self sobbing uncontrollably into my orca plushie (her name is Spekka) after finishing the first three episodes.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 7d
Because of timezones, it dropped early in the morning, and I'd make my coffee, set myself up in a nest on the sofa, and start my day by sobbing over The Gay Pirates.

It was before Princess moved in, so I'd rewatch with her later in the day while we chatted on discord.

It was a wonderful routine!
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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 7d
The first 3 episodes of Our Flag Means Death season 2 premiered 2 years ago today!

Did you stay up until 3am? Did you have a watch party? Did you have to hide your phone in a drawer to avoid spoilers until you could watch? Tell us your season 2 premiere memories!
Our Flag Means Death season 2 poster.
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eevla.bsky.social
Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 7d
Take care, both of you 💜💜
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 8d
Her voice too... she made me enjoy Frozen!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 8d
I'm on the last episode of Ted Lasso now and the amount of times I've gotten distracted because this woman is so gorgeous is actually countless.

She's an absolute delight.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 9d
Happy Anniversary!!! ❤️
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 10d
Wellll it looks like we're hunkering the fuck down this weekend... prayer circle for our power holding up!

Eighty-five human mm of rain?!
A weekend forecast showing that we are due for a storm with 85mm of rainfall in one day
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 10d
I love this so much!!!

Happy Kinktober to you as well!!!
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️ COMMS OPEN 🎨✨ @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 10d
And so a kink is born 🔥 🚒 🚨 💦 Happy Kinktober, crew!

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
Comic page of the season 2 episode episode 5 when Stede tries to act like a captain. In the first panel Stede is pointing a finger and saying "I'm your captain!", in the three following panels Ed goes from slightly concerned from totally horny babygirl.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 11d
I'm here for it.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 11d
I've never heard of it! I'll have to have a look once I've run out of Ted Lasso!

(And yes, very much still looking for recs, thank you! I'm nearing my second week with this bullshit virus and I am *over* it!)
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 11d
And not just a one coat and done thing either...they've got those foamy toe separatey things and cuticle oil.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 11d
I was literally just thinking about this... they'd end up giggling and painting each other's toenails once they got over the broody hotness.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 11d
I'm still working hard to kick this virus, so I don't have works for Kinktober this week (unless a miracle happens!)

But please enjoy my favorite sex machine fic written a few years ago.
(I'll find the artwork later!)

(Very Explicit, very lovely, 6k)

archiveofourown.org/works/46737706
Sparkle - Eevla - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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ofmdkinktober.bsky.social
OMFD Kinktober 2025! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 11d
It’s officially October! Here are the prompts for day 1 of #ofmdkinktober25 👀
A Greek statue covered in pearls. Text reads “10/1 sex machine cockwarming anal beads #ofmdkinktober25”
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 12d
Still pretty though! 🥰

(And hello baby Messi!)
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 12d
Post you from a different era!

Me from that weird part of my early 20's when everyone was convinced I was at least ten years older than I was, when I was into monochromatic eyeshadow and red lips in every shade. This was also my first short haircut! Never again to tiny glasses, though!
A candid photo of Eev in their early twenties, a femme-ish presenting person with short sideswept brown hair, pale skin, red lips, and green eyes with small squares framed black glasses. They're wearing a coat and black scarf.
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